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Note: Most people involved in the following conversations play the MMORPG MafiaMatrix. Any talk of weapons, drugs, or any type of illegal offense refer solely to the game itself, and should not be taken seriously. Do not be alarmed, we're not criminals.
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  • Mac: can feel the shock wave yo
  • v_ron: ahahahahahahahaha omg
  • v_ron: omg thats great
  • Mac: i thnk V has done this before
  • v_ron: all the time
  • Frostbite: I just did that
  • v_ron: lmao
  • Mac: same here !!!
  • v_ron: OMG NO PANTS FART PARTY
  • Mac: lmfao
  • v_ron: that just sounds gross
  • Frostbite: ^^ WORD
  • v_ron: okay we're stopping now
  • Mac: xD
  • Mac: hell no
  • Mac: it jus got good
  • v_ron: your face is a good all around career
  • v_ron: WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN?!
  • Warhawk: i that that was a compliment
  • v_ron: Oh
  • v_ron: ...
  • Mac: xD
  • v_ron: Mac is a bitch nugget
  • Mac: lmao
  • Mac: WORD YO
  • v_ron: WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN
  • Mac: Nah ima let that sting
  • Mac: makes me feel alive!
  • v_ron: kinky shit
  • Mac: bitch nugget way homes
  • Mac: well ill be on one wheel alot so gonna be shitty anyway
  • Ivel: lol
  • Frostbite: the other wheel will be up his ass
  • Frostbite: go v
  • Frostbite: hope she dont jack it
  • v_ron: kay
  • * Frostbite crosses fingers
  • v_ron: you wanna put it in?
  • v_ron: that's what she said
  • Frostbite: ya I can do that
  • Mac: i mean what ups good noobs
  • Johan: *^_^*
  • Mac: what i typed made no sense lmao
  • Frostbite: never does
  • Johan: not at all
  • Frostbite: but thats why your mac
  • Mac: <_<
  • Mac: brb 2 mins
  • Warhawk: enjoy your wank
  • v_ron: he's mastered blow between earns
  • Warhawk: and cuddle
  • Ivel: Soo johan is a queer is what your saying frost
  • Johan: thats fucked up
  • Frostbite: I didnt say that
  • v_ron: I have a vagina
  • Frostbite: you said queer and I called you a bitch
  • Johan: i can vouch for her
  • v_ron: hush you
  • Ivel: Have you seen it johan?
  • v_ron: STOP
  • Johan: That should give you your answer.
  • v_ron: Kay Im watching this movie and ignoring all of you now
  • Frostbite: :o
  • Ivel: Shaved or trimmed?
  • v_ron: STOP
  • v_ron: STOP NOW
  • Johan: I trim.
  • Johan: thats a little gay to be asking though
  • Ivel: Not u fol here
  • Johan: Did you want a pic too?
  • Ivel: Fool her*
  • Frostbite: lmfao
  • Frostbite: he wants pic's of you Johan
  • Ivel: Noooo
  • Johan: thats what i understood too
  • Johan: Whats your number babycakes?
  • Warhawk: stop
  • Ivel: haha
  • Warhawk: it makes my think blink
  • Warhawk: haha
  • Warhawk: thing*
  • v_ron: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID
  • * Mac slaps Teysa around a bit with a large trout
  • Mac: who that be
  • v_ron: a dirty skank
  • v_ron: I mean
  • v_ron: >.>
  • * Teysa starts stripping
  • Mac: you douche?
  • * Teysa moves towards mac
  • v_ron: I am so uncomfortable.
  • * Teysa begins to give mac a lap dance while slowly stripping away the layers and then.......... SURPRISE
  • *** Teysa is now known as Lurch
  • *** Mode change [+a Lurch] on #winning by JelloShot
  • Lurch: i haz a penis :D
  • v_ron: ...
  • Mac: whoa
  • v_ron: look, it's mac http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/popcorn.gif
  • Mac: ouch
  • Mac: i tried that before too <_<
  • v_ron: omg
  • v_ron: macferd
  • Mac: lmao
  • v_ron: where the hell is lg
  • Mac: nothign happen tho
  • Mac: she wouldnt go for it an jus lol at me