Smo: how do you guys type the name for this room while high?
Smo: some mother fuckin weedsperts out here
Warhawk: we have it on auto-join
Smo: clever bastards
Anonymous asked: Do i have a big cock?
Mac: bitch i got a VAG!
v_ron: I knew a girl that soaked her tampons in vodka
v_ron: she'd wear them when she wasn't on her period
v_ron: and get drunk
Angst: do i wanna know why?
Bugsy: I don't
v_ron: it's a funny story
v_ron: Smo wanted to know
v_ron: didn't you Smo?
Bugsy: silly gal... if she did it
v_ron: true story
Angst: shed do it to get drunk
Angst: why not just drink
v_ron: she did it during school
Angst: ive done em in school
Angst: took a flask
v_ron: lol well that's because you don't have a vagina to do your drinking for you
Angst: i wish my penis could drink
Angst: id never need a buddy again
Legendary: oh dang
Legendary: im bleeding
v_ron: Need a tampon?
Legendary: no thanks
Legendary: i like the other ones
Legendary: witht he strings
Legendary: that are like a tiny penis
v_ron: those are tampons sweetie
Angst: look at him trying to play ignorant
Angst: an 8 year old knows what a tampon is
Legendary: nu uh
Legendary: i confused tampons and pads
Legendary: leave me alone!
Have you ever wanted your name shaved into Smo's...
Here’s your chance to have that dream come true! For Lent, our good ol’ Smo (AKA Legendary, AKA Smogotron) is giving up the hard stuff, the devil’s piss, the white man’s burden. That’s right, for Lent, Smo is giving up alcohol. Starting Wednesday, February 22nd until Friday, April 5th, Smo is not allowed to drink a single drop. So, let’s make this...
v_ron: Although, I did go to school with a kid that got drunk and fucked a goat
Angst: you went to school with mac?
Bugsy: mac fucked a goat?
v_ron: Oh Macy Poo
Angst: oh bugsy
Angst: you are precious
v_ron: If you have an accent, it means you're cultured, and that makes you different than all the guys here
v_ron: so auto get laid
vito: or be like mac
v_ron: If you want men
Smo: by homo did you mean the dictionary definition of same?
Smo: as in you are also laughing like a retard?
vito: depends what dicktionary you use
Ink: lmao @DickTionary lol
vito: some weird pun that isnt that good intended
Smo: I use Mac's Dicktionary
Smo: its pocket sized
Anonymous asked: How big are your nips?
v_ron: I don't think this room could get gayer
vito: mac could come on
Frostbite: only if mac was here
=spree.jaundies.com: @#eleven= v_ron invited Mac into the channel.
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Buster: [Mac] Smo and i are gonna pork out on Wendys and watch pokemon
*** Mode change [+ao Mac Mac] on #eleven by Buster
v_ron: I WAS WRONG
v_ron: Hi mac
Smo: So epic
vito: is this actually happening
Legendary: i like all naked
Legendary: all nude
Legendary: mini skirts acceptable
Frostbite: Im nude right now
Legendary: im turned on right now
Bugsy: anal is a beautiful thing
Bugsy: and in a positive way.... the gals day can never, ever get worse from that point forward... :p
Legendary: but the guys can if he pulls out and she shits all over him
Warhawk: true fact
Legendary: happened to my friend >.>
Warhawk: sounds awful
Mac: lmfao,that is so wrong >_>
Bugsy: did he get off first???
Warhawk: not sure the guys can get worse from there
Warhawk: Smo has this way of building suspense in stories
Warhawk: its almost magical
Warhawk: So there we were in kabul Iraq
Warhawk: gunfire and shit
Warhawk: cars blowing up
Warhawk: then we walked into walmart
Warhawk: and saw Justin Bieber
Warhawk: true story
Legendary: so i was at the bar last night
Legendary: i was in the pisser
Legendary: and i go to the urinal next to this dude
Legendary: and we lock eyes...
Legendary: turns out it was my buddy i aint seen since 6th grade
Legendary: then we smoked a blunt right there
Warhawk: see... gay moments are worth it sometimes
Warhawk: they work out
Submit your Pantless Phridays now! →
Submit your Pantsless Phriday photos and enter our queue! If I get enough I’ll start posting one every Phriday! *+18 please.
v_ron: Okay I figured out how to get more traffic to the epic convos website aside from posting more
Warhawk: hows that babe?
v_ron: We're doing topless tuesdays.
v_ron: And by "we" I mean everyone but me and nys and LG
Warhawk: sounds awful
v_ron: I was thinking "Pantsless ___" but no day starts with p
Warhawk: Pantlsless Phridays
v_ron: OMG YES
v_ron: okay so I need pics of everyone pantsless
Warhawk: you first
Warhawk: so we know what we are doing
v_ron: I'm the host I can't
v_ron: It's rude
Warhawk: that makes no sense
v_ron: Your face makes sense
Warhawk: well thanks....
v_ron: You're welcome!
v_ron: Oh and I don't want washday undies either, keep it classy.
v_ron: Assuming you all chose to wear undies
v_ron: I'm just thinking ahead
Warhawk: im debating it
v_ron: Tomorrow is phriday
v_ron: be a leader
v_ron: it'll be cute
v_ron: pantsless phriday phill
LG: do i have to shave my legs?
v_ron: it's winter, no girl is required to shave her legs
LG: i've never seen cum in any color but white
LG: how do you get colored cum?
v_ron: I was wondering the same thing
LG: i want bear to cum pink
nystara: that can b arranged
nystara: he wont b too happy though
LG: YOU MUST TELL ME
LG: im scared
nystara: that was fun
nystara: thats a first
nystara: i scared lg
v_ron: lol meanwhile LG is googling "How to make colored cum"
nystara: hahah i bet she is
LG: i didnt even think of that
LG: thanks guys
Warhawk: boom. Im like that kid at the spelling bee that won and then threw it in the asian chicks face!
Warhawk: except that actually happened
v_ron: you threw something in an asian kids face?
Warhawk: I said "Suck it Mao i beat you!"
Warhawk: SHE WAS TALKING SMACK FRIST
v_ron: IT WAS A GIRL?
Warhawk: it was in the 5th grade
v_ron: Is that supposed to make the fact that you threw something in a 10 year old asian's face better?
v_ron: that's important
Warhawk: she messed up on the word disenfranchsie
Warhawk: after i messed it up. she was all like your going down... you suck at spelling!
v_ron: She said that to you!?! What kind of school did you go to?
Warhawk: She started the mean
Warhawk: then i made her cry
v_ron: I have no words for you
Warhawk: she deserved it
Warhawk: she tried to make me cry first
v_ron: Good job at being a big boy'
v_ron: I bet you she still has nightmares about it
Warhawk: I find your judgement sexist
v_ron: It was supposed to be
Warhawk: you make her seem like she is frail only for being a woman
Warhawk: she was 4 inches taller than me and 100 pounds heavier
v_ron: She probably was
Warhawk: change your perspective?
v_ron: Good job at being so brave
Warhawk: DONT RUSH YTO JUDGE THEN! Moral lesson for the day. I should be sitting on that chair with a back drop like jerrry springer
v_ron: Jerry Springer has nothing to do with Asians and spelling bees
Warhawk: he could if he had a show about asians who lost the spelling bee and were mocked
v_ron: You should pitch that one to him
Warhawk: i should
v_ron: except it would probably air as "Transexual Asians!"
Warhawk: and btw i believe you have taken up your genders trait of arguing just for the sake of arguing right now
v_ron: or soemthing
v_ron: Don't judge women, it's wrong
Warhawk: yeah or A TRANSEXUAL ASIAN WHO LOST THE SPELLING BEE TO A SCRAWNY WHITE KID COULD BE THE MOTHER OF MY 5 KIDS!"
v_ron: I like yours better
Warhawk: Ahoy Bugsy. Wife!
v_ron: When did you become a pirate?
v_ron: is it rp night? Should I get my wench costume?
Warhawk: Im captain Long Dong
Bugsy: i'm gonna leave you both alone now...
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Warhawk: lol wtf bugsy