Warhawk: i was actually quoting from V for Vendetta
JokersAce: remember remember the 5th of november
Iron: when joker got a pen shoved up his member!
Iron: member equals penis in case you dont know what that is either!
Iron: it like D&D but gayer
Legendary: its a card game
Legendary: like pokemon/yugioh
Legendary: but its gay
Warhawk: your face is gay
Legendary: thats not what your mom said
Warhawk: thats because she is blind
Legendary: yeah you shoulda seen her try to find her clothes! talk about lol'ing!
Warhawk: thats funny because she said the same thing about finding your penis
Iron: u fuck!
Cassidy: my virgin ears -__-
Iron: you wear earmuffs during sex?
Cassidy: lol depends on the month
Iron: screw condoms!!! i wear earmuffs baby!
*** Iron is now known as IronSexayTime
IronSexayTime: PP 18mins XD
Legendary: Penis Penetration in 18 mins
v_ron: more like Ejaculation in 18 mins
Iron: why do girls feel the need to call/text me to say they broke up with their bf...
Iron: it should be more like
Iron: im coming over to fuck
Iron: that is all i need to know
Iron: nothing else
Legendary: thats obviously what theyre saying
Legendary: always gotta sugar coat shit
Iron: ^^ i am not here to be a tissue...i have no problem getting ur mind off the current situation though. bc im that nice of a guy
Iron: if you look at it this way...V is getting boned in the bum by 13dudes
Iron: since shes on top
Angst: thats just nasty
Angst: and amazing
Angst: all at the same time
Iron: whoa whoa whoa
Iron: you are sick brah
Iron: she may be a whore...but i dont think shes that loose!
Iron: when did we run it in the frist place?
v _ron: The time your mom was playing
Mac: she ruled brah
Mac: opened them legs
Mac: and BAM
Mac: she was tank
Iron: sounds like what ur sister is gonna do with us guys
v _ron: hahahahaha
Iron: weird you watch local tv, i bang local girls
Iron: we have so much in common
Angst: imma whack you!
Iron: can you use ky this time?
Iron: i mean wut
Iron: once apon a time
Iron: there were to guys
Iron: Smo & and Iron
Iron: and this mexican girl
Iron: they all live happy together in their 1bedroom 1/2 bathroom cardboard box
Iron: showering and touching each other was very impossible
Legendary: upper lower class ftw
Iron: so one day
Iron: Smo aka magacockatron whips out his massive 3.5in wang
Iron: V intimidated by this site trys to run
Iron: out of nowhere Iron jumps in and cunt punches her
Iron: V failing helplessly to the ground out of breath
Iron: giving smo enough time to hobble up with megacockatron
Iron: and well the story only goes down hill from there
Iron: skips to the end: V dies in a hospital 7days later from internal bleeding from megacockatron
v_ron: You leave me speechless
v_ron: I HAVE TO DIE?
Iron: look at it this way...it took you 7days...like tupac
Iron: ur a G
Iron: THUG LIFE!
Iron: epic story...you got the Villian, his helper, and an innocent girl who turned out to be tupac
Smo: its not rape if no one cares
Iron: i mean hawk might...but hes not here is he!!!!
v_ron: I feel so helpless
Smo: nah hed be down and would take the chimichanga
v_ron: I have a question
Iron: most females do in the presents of men
v_ron: while we;re on the subject
Smo: go for it
v_ron: If the taco is the vagina... what exactly is the chimichanga and the burrito?
Iron: taint, butthole
v_ron: and this is why I shouldn't ask questions.
Iron: control ur vag
v_ron: Can't be tamed.
Smo: its uncontrollable
Smo: its got lips just comin out of nowhere!
Iron: i wasnt there for the 1st tag team so we gotta!
v_ron: WHAT TAG TEAM?!
Iron: i mean wat?
Iron: just close ur eyes and relax
Iron: TRUST US!!!!
Iron: its me and smo!
v_ron: Oh, Muh. Gawd.
v_ron: I don't know if that's supposed to be reassuring, but it's not
Mac: your gonna be walkkin funy for a few days
Smo: you wont even feel me iron is the one who takes up all the space
v_ron: I don't like this
Iron: smo you got that back
Iron: she shes smiling!
v_ron: HOW IS THAT A SMILE
Iron: not on ur mouth
Smo: You snuck up behind V_ron, reaching out with your hands you grabbed her by the ass and snapped her back in two. After her exhausted body drops to the ground Iron ravaged through her "pockets" and managed to find tacos.
LG: how many tacos does she havfe
v_ron: oh my god.
v_ron: SINCE WHEN
Iron: taco, burrito, and chimichanga
v_ron: Come at me
Angst: why you always want us to come at you
Angs: kinda gets tiring
Angst: i guess
Angst: just one more time
v_ron: I quit
Angst: i win?
v_ron: As much as it pains me
Angst: the coming at you pains you?
Angst: thats all smo
Angst: he probs gave you the clap
v_ron: You winning pains me
v_ron: STOP PUTTING STDS IN MY STATEMENTS
Angst: cause of how i show my dominance after winning against a woman
v_ron: Yes. Angst, that is the pain I am feeling.
Angst: thats flattering
Angst: but its not big enough to hurt
v_ron: You leave me speechless.
Angst: ok thats more accurate
Angst: helicopter dick does that
v_ron: I... I don't even..
v_ron: I'm going to bed.
Iron: ima bout to be to plastered it would put smo and snip to shame....at the same time!
Legendary: no way
Legendary: if you havent experienced the rifle you havent experienced plastered
Iron: bish...if you havent experienced me..you havent experienced my shaft..
Iron: just sayin
Iron: just fyi
Iron: no joke
Iron: at least about the calling part
Legendary: if i have service ill answer but im staying in to try to tank up my HD earns instead of going out
Iron: ...so ur telling me ur fapping all night and dont want me to interupt
Dios: rude LG
Spite: hes right!
Spite: so HA!
LG: i was asking spite about white stuff on his face on fb
Dios: did you see his finger
LG: are you implying that he fingered his sphincter?
Dios: I was implying that he burned it
LG: cuz he touched your firecrotch?
LG: but one finger
LG: makes it sound like maybe he fingered your bumhole
LG: and just burned it on your buttcrack fire
Dios: i am not talking to you lol
Iron: moms must think this is a holocaust camp or some shit
Iron: i got rations for dinner
Iron: 2 baby pork chops and a hand full of fries
Iron: ima bout smack a hoe
Iron: V doesnt know the hawk and me do it in my van every sunday!
v_ron: That song is NOT about you guys
Iron: we made a remix!
v_ron: You keep cutting me deep Iron
Smo: do you tell her that hes in church? but really he doesn't go? and still hes on his knees and ronnie doesnt know!
v_ron: double. hit.
Iron: you should be made at him V not me!
Iron: i just go along with it
v_ron: Please, I don't need any more details of this blasphemy
Anonymous asked: wow you guys keep me pumped to read this every day
Iron: they are like a black guy in a kkk meeting...it just doesnt fit in
Warhawk: its more like Rev Al Sharpton and the NAACP
Warhawk: annoying as shit
Iron: but thanks for the good laugh angst...needed that....or i woulda just been her fapping all day
v_ron: Iron, you are so gross
Iron: excuse me im not the one that wants 3or 4 dudes "coming at me"!!!
Iron: kthanks V!
v_ron: SHUT UP IRON
Angst: he is slightly tanker
Angst: so might take 2 shots
Iron: you got time bro
Iron: hes passed out
Angst: handcuff him
Iron: so i was banging this girl....
Frostbite: gay shit again angst
Angst: the gay came after the murder
Angst: oh dear lord
Angst: what have i said
Iron: i just busted ass, and it smells like the dinner i ate
v_ron: who's ass?
Iron: busted ass = fart
v_ron: you're gross iron
Angst: the ass of that gay guy he just got done humping
Angst: iron told me after anal they just slip out
v_ron: Oh rly?
v_ron: that's nasty
v_ron: they being the farts
Iron: oh...i was thinking he ment someone was hiding in there like midgets
Angst: so instead of regular gay
Angst: its mega gay?
v_ron: mega gays?
v_ron: what's a mega gay?
Angst: you have streamlined being gay iron. doin 2 guys in the butt at once
Iron: tech its only 1.5
Iron: well back to the fact....its getting on my nerves
v_ron: break it off with her then, go find taco somewhere else
Iron: im not worried about finding the taco...thats the easy part
Iron: im not jewish and im good looking
Iron: and it just so happens its the girl i was talking about the other night...with the 'beef stick' thing....remember V!!!
v_ron: yeah hahaha
Iron: yeah thats her
Angst: she had a beef stick?
Iron: I HATE JEWS
Iron: shes the person who lies and says i spent all night with her reading harry potter
v_ron: We have our Harry Potter Lovers book club
v_ron: you couldn't have banged that underage girl
v_ron: I swear to god, if you guys do something incredibly stupid, I'll be sad
Iron: like what?!
v_ron: I don't even know
v_ron: just don't do anything too retardedd
YoungSnip: kill a midget !
v_ron: NO MIDGET SLAYING
Iron: you have midgets there!
v_ron: oh dear god......
Iron: can we sex it first!
Warhawk: i hate movies that make me scratch my head
Warhawk: until the end
IronAngel: thats called a porno
Warhawk: i shoulda seen that coming
IronAngel: double pun!!!
Mac: yea your a hoe
LG: not true
LG: if i was a hoe
LG: you'd have a chance
CerwinVega: Fuck Bear
LG: i plan to
CerwinVega: Well Bear is like a Asian, only fucks things with 4 legs
LG: i'll get down on all fours for him
CerwinVega: Don't lie Mac you would too
Mac: helll...maybe >_>
Angst: so how many earns are you now mac?
Angst: if you give me the answer
Angst: without making sure im me
Angst: your a nub
Angst: and you need to have sex with a dirtbike
v_ron: it's you angst
v_ron: *** Angst (~IceChat7@Jaundies-32D77248.hsd1.in.comcast.ne
Angst: ice chat can be anyone
Mac: only person i know uses that
v_ron: it's you
Angst: i could be dios!
Angst: in disguise!
v_ron: HE'S OVER THERE
Angst: or lurch?
v_ron: VD isn't a threat
Mac: Dios (~Dios@Jaundies-27DC12AB.adamswells.com) has joined #eleven
v_ron: and lurchy doesn't use icechat
Angst: or i could be stryker
v_ron: But it's not
Angst: but be sure
Angst: just sayin
v_ron: ANGST WHAT DO WE HAVE TOGETHER?
YoungSnip: smo told me last nite hes scared to go to vegas
Warhawk: rofl why
YoungSnip: cause me and him are gonna get blaacked out and get lost lol
Warhawk: well your team isn't called #teamSlightlyTipsy
YoungSnip: true that