Dios: I made a personal vowel to always hate country
Baya: What's a personal vowel?
Warhawk: a e i o u sometimes y and Always hate country
Dios: I dunno how to spell it
Dios: I am from the ghetto you know
Dios: I still pronounce stuff the ghetto way
Baya: I pretty sure people from the ghetto can say vow
Baya: Not vowel
Dios: They can't!
Mac: got a dam rash now
Mac: or carpet burn shit
Warhawk: indian burn like we used to do as kids?
Warhawk: jesus Mac lube up son!
Legendary: sometimes you shouldnt use the vacuum cleaner
Mac: nah i stay away form them smo
Mac: might get your shit hurt for good
Warhawk: lets not worry about clogging the vacuum either
Warhawk: secondary to losing a testicle or the whole package
Mac: thats my point
Mac: plus,it dont feel the same
Warhawk: you know entirely too much about this
Warhawk: i am judging
Warhawk: just so you know
Mac: lmfao im jus going along with it
Mac: ive never stuck my junk in forein objects
Legendary: i remember when i lied
v_ron: are you alright?
Warhawk: no im unconscious
v_ron: Don't be a smartass when I'm trying to be concerned!
Frostbite: cool good to know you can still do earns unconscious
Warhawk: yes babe im ok
Warhawk: the wall on the other hand.....
v_ron: how exactly did you fall
Warhawk: lets just say this is how i cam into my room
Frostbite: OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
LG: you have a big hole in the wall now?
Warhawk: correction. i have a 2nd bedroom door
v_ron: Look at mr optimistic!
LG: can you shut it?
Frostbite: lmfao lg
Warhawk: no i am hanging up a sheet
Warhawk: think my mom will notice?
YoungSnip: i suck mad cocks
YoungSnip: that is all.
Warhawk: I think i speak for all of us when i say that we are not surprised by this in the slightest
YoungSnip: i wasnt surprised either when i woke up with a sore asshole and an empty bottle of anal lube in my hand
LG|busy: i feel like i should greet that
Angst: you wanna greet snips asshole?
LG|busy: nah i think he prefers when dudes greet it
LG|busy: with their penis'
LG|busy: is peni the plural of penis?
nystara: leaves LG out
LG|busy: I FEEL LIKE IT SHOULD BWE
Angst: it is
Warhawk: i used that line
Warhawk: it has the opposite effect then you would expect my fellow penis wielders
Warhawk: don't use it
Angst: penis wielder huh
Warhawk: i know im not the only one in here who considers it to be a sword
* Warhawk points at Legendary
Legendary: tryin to cross swords bruh?
Warhawk: (spelling fail)
Angst: you want him to lower his guard
Angst: so you can hit him with your penis
Angst: uh huh
Warhawk: Don't judge
Warhawk: this is a no judgement channel
YoungSnip: smo do u remember this morning when i woke up and we made eye contact ?
Legendary: lmfao yes
YoungSnip: thats when i relized i was naked lol
Legendary: i didnt even realize you were naked
Jammies: what ur ign Mac
Jammies: hey yo Mac
Jammies: Mac aronia
Jammies: Mac & che
Jammies: big Mac
Jammies: Mac daddy
v_ron: MACFERD YOU ANSWER HIM RIGHT NOW
Jammies: gay Mac
Jammies: Mac donalds
Jammies: Mac ock itches
Jammies: old Mac donald
Jammies: Mac Miller
Frostbite: he might be playing with his BlackCops
Jammies: Mac likes little boys
Frostbite: no blackcops
Jammies: Mac likes black cops?
Jammies: Mac truck
v_ron: it is known
Frostbite: it is known
Jammies: mac nazi
Jammies: mac griddle
Jammies: mac sucks
Jammies: sup :)
v_ron: Omg I could keel you two right now
Mac: nm chillin smoking watching Tv
v_ron: mac you ruin everything
* &Mac slaps LG around a bit with a large trout
* &Mac slaps LG around a bit with a large trout
* &Mac slaps LG around a bit with a large trout
Mac: Talkin to you homie G skillet
Mac: can i fry you up?
Mac: so whats up frosty
LG: wtf Mac
LG: stop doing drugs
Mac: not even doing drugs daam
Mac: zombie kill of the week
Mac: if that was to ever happen
Mac: i would so host it
Frostbite: I would be like woddy
Mac: like a kid in a candy store
LG: you have a woody?
Frostbite: yes lg
LG: from talking to Mac?
LG: Mac always makes my vag dry up
LG: i would think he shrinks penis's too
Frostbite: yes it does
Mac: well you should get some vagasile
LG: i dont have a yeast infection
LG: you just repulse me
Mac: Aint cause of me your vag dries up
Mac: must be something wrong down theerrr
Mac: you douch??
Mac: think you should yo
LG: thats none of your business
LG: i think you should douche Mac
Mac: didnt ask if it was
Mac: i do
LG: you know they make anal douche?
LG: yea this girl i used to work with did it
Mac: have i been usin the wrong kind.?
LG: she said she shit her pants
LG: cuz i guess it flushes you or soemthing
Frostbite: :o wow
Mac: ill cut you deep son
LG: im not your son
LG: and you arent a mexican
LG: so you cant cut no one
* &Frostbite hands mac a butter knife
Mac: my bad,thought you was a boy
Mac: ill turn mexican fast as superman
Mac: and ill cut you deep with this butter knife
LG: superman is in a wheelchair
Mac: NOT HIM
Mac: one after him
Mac: cause he aint in a wheelchair
Mac: and dont fall off horses
Mac: and break his neck
LG: he fell off a dirtbike
Mac: real superman could ride a horse
Mac: he didnt
Frostbite: well since hes dead mac your dead
Mac: was waiting for that
Frostbite: shit you been dead
Mac: ohh yea
Frostbite: oh fuck we playing with a zombie yo
Mac: but i dont wanna bit LG
Frostbite: Zombie kill of the week
Mac: might turn into something crazy
Mac: oh bitch
Mac: ima die now
Mac: she jus jinxed me
Mac: p0y0 blasted you with their shotgun. You lost 32 health points, and 3 max health!
Mac: got to be shitting me
Mac: thats gay
Mac: didnt get any respect
Frostbite: buying shoty
* &Mac sighs
Frostbite: well since there buying a shotty doesnt seem likely
Frostbite: Last activity: 6 minutes ago
Mac: i fail
TacoCanada: im good with orange juice and lemon juice
LG: you drink lemon jujice?
Angst: if we are talking non soft drinks
Angst: then yeah its oj
Angst: or v8
LG: apple juice is the best
Angst: go oj
Angst: boo aj
Goph: my mom told me i cant drink lemon juice like that
LG: i like pineapple orange
LG: but straight oj is too harsh on my throat
Goph: Fruit Punch
Angst: well lg
Angst: maybe you shouldnt have done something as much before
Angst: your throat wouldnt be where it is now
Angst: by that thing i mean eat spicy foods of course
LG: i havent "eaten spicy foods" in bout 3 years
Angst: taco bell is a regular stop for me
Goph: Jalepeno Pepper Jelly
Goph: sounds gross
LG: i wasnt really talking bout eating spicy foods
Angst: it is
Angst: ive tried it
@LG: i thought that was an analogy
Angst: oh well
LG: for dick sucking
Angst: you have a dirty mind
LG: cant help it
Angst: just love to think about sucking dicks then?
Angst: i win
TacoCanada: but yeah lemon juice. citric acid is good to prevent kidney stones and stop them from growing
Angst: better than sucking dicks
TacoCanada: get 100% OJ heavy in pulp. it goes down much smoother.
@LG: have you tried it?
@LG: dont diss it til you try Angst
Angst: according to you
Angst: no thanks
Angst: dont fancy a dick much
Goph: im 99% sure that the reason i will no longer be working at the Movie Theater in a year
Goph: is because ill be fired
Goph: for not smiling
Angst: although i will say this. i once got drunk enough to try my own
Angst: woke up the next day in the basement for some reason
Angst: seems that is a nono at a kids party
LG: im scared
Angst: its ok
Angst: that was a joke
Angst: i would never get drunk at a kids party
Angst: the rest im not sure of
Angst: i been pretty drunk a few times
LG: i think its normal for a guy to try to suck his own dick tho
LG: i think most the guys i know have tried
Angst: well let me try and ill tell you if i succeed
LG: k good luck!
TacoCanada: did you wake up with the taste of little kid peepee?
Angst: i dunno what that is supposed to taste like
Angst: how would i know
TacoCanada: lol i dont know either. figured i'd ask.
Angst: you know?
LG: no i dont do kids
Angst: he has to
Angst: 1 in 5
Goph: i hate to know what you guys say about me when im not here
Angst: nothing usually
TacoCanada: yeah nothing really.
Angst: im talked about and made fun of even when im not on
LG: you never go ass to mouth tho Angst
Angst: your just not on my level of jewness
LG: TacoCanada said you sound like an 80 year old man
LG: with arthritis
LG: and melanoma
Angst: i am 80 with arthritis
Goph: TacoCanada sounds like hes always high to me
LG: not you Angst
LG: TacoCanada probs always is high
LG: DOES HE SOUND LIKE A GINGER?
Goph: hes a firecrotch
The Eleven End Up In Heaven -- Our Interview. →
Dios: Too much masturbation leaves The Eleven in Heaven
Dios: Cause you died
Dios: from choking yourself or something
v_ron: What the hell
Dios: IT INCREASES SENSITIVITY
CerwinVega: He got on his haterade today
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[Angst] speaking of fuckin kids whoa whoa whoa mac stop there so i pushed it on his face frosting all over him
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Dios: If you choke yourself with a belt or something
Dios: if makes you orgasm better
v_ron: THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
Dios: ohai Angst
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Dios: I haven't checked that in weeks
Warhawk: i haven't checked that in like 12 seconds
Warhawk: i have a problem
YoungSnip: yur dick wont get hard ?
Warhawk: ^^^ step 1
Warhawk: DAMN IT
This is a first for us Eleven folks. Our interview...
YoungSnip: hold on brb
YoungSnip: gata do my hair
Cyndaquil: might include that bit haha
v_ron: We're not actually waiting for him are we?
YoungSnip: that is fine lol
YoungSnip: for the record i would like to say PINOY FO LIFE
Cyndaquil: i'm interviewing them next
Cyndaquil: i could pass it on :P
YoungSnip: oo they know
Frostbite: Snip has already told them himself
YoungSnip: im down with the brownish yellow
v_ron: We have logs if you want those
Cyndaquil: lol you can insert if its suitable to a question
Frostbite: that could be a story all by itself
Cyndaquil: right might as well start now :P
v_ron: Oh they're on our website, if you need them I can give you the link lol
Cyndaquil: lol i've got them waiting atm
Cyndaquil: i'm organised haha
Cyndaquil: asked them a few hours ago
Cyndaquil: tried ea to but they werent there
YoungSnip: i need to go in thre room than
Cyndaquil: lol you could just stick around here after
Cyndaquil: this is interview room
Cyndaquil: can we start now lol
Cyndaquil: right i've wrote minnie intro
Cyndaquil: Welcome to the interview where i’ll be talking to some members of The Eleven.
Cyndaquil: that ok?
v_ron: That sums us up I think
Mac: yea lol
Cyndaquil: kk 1st Q
Cyndaquil: Thank you for joining me today. With recent wars, your crew seemed to take a big hit. How do you feel about that?
YoungSnip: Im happy for it. Made me relize how much i hate the eleven as a whole
v_ron: It was silly, most of us were like a week old if that, not really a threat.
Frostbite: Yeah it was kinda silly, we were not bothering anybody just minding our Biz and bam were whacked offline
Mac: ^yeas what she said,And then say we made it shit..makes me tingle sometime
Mac: and yes we was minding are own biz for sure
Mac: pinoys are bullies :(
* Frostbite cuts mac
Cyndaquil: lol nystara?
Mac: frosty you rude SOB
Cyndaquil: you got an answer?
v_ron: Mac stop being a pansy, we're in public
Mac: your mexican,you should not be in public
Nystara: what can i say i was shot ...i ddnt have enough sense to die lol
YoungSnip: you guys suck at interviews \
Cyndaquil: right next Q
Frostbite: Thats ok snip you just suck
Cyndaquil: How do you plan to rebuild and get back to some form of power?
Nystara: snip will suck hs way to the top like most do
Mac: Just like every other time,slack,slack,slack some more
v_ron: What Mac said
YoungSnip: Well cyan the thing about our family is we don't play to take power. We have never played that way. Our ffamily plays to just have fun and bullshit with each other. Power isn't everything on mafiamatrix
Frostbite: we will play then get offlined like the last couple times
v_ron: I agree with Snip
Frostbite: true shit there
Mac: Yea it is
v_ron: I play to play with these guys, if power comes our way, awesome, if not, that's okay too
Mac: just chill,shoot the shit have some odd but epic convos
Frostbite: Thats the reason why I get on here and play, they make it fun
Mac: Have to keep MM interesting
Mac: sure aint gonna do it by it self
v_ron: We do a good job of entertaining ourselves, to say the least
Frostbite: a very good job
Cyndaquil: lol ok thats enough for that Q lol
Nystara: i would have quit since reset if it wasntb for the friends ive made on MM
v_ron: Our pride and joy right there
Frostbite: and Rick ROLLing Snip
Mac: Oh def that
YoungSnip: shhh thats enough of that question pricks
v_ron: Shut up Snip
Cyndaquil: How do you feel about ‘icon’ recently taking power?
Nystara: i feel we need a safety break
YoungSnip: Well they have some cool people in there family. BUT they will promise you one thing and do another. Eeryone that they came to that was not icon to take control some where they have had them shot and killed. This is why mafiamatrix is dying. R.I.P samus
Frostbite: R.I.P Samus
v_ron: I think Snip summed that one up
Nystara: RIP samus
Frostbite: yeah cand really put much more into that
Mac: Well,i was looking forward to seeing how they would conduct themselves,and see how they do thing diffrent form EA and other crews,But after finding out they was ok with us dying,after saying we was good.So that says that...And a CDTC with 25% respect is a joke lol.Rip,Samus
Cyndaquil: Do you think any SINGLE person has stood out since reset?
Mac: and to see no other bolds or even golds up this far,I dont think there doing to well.But time will tell
v_ron: Yes, Legendary.
YoungSnip: I think Legtendary stood out the most. I say this not because hes in my family but when he wentbold he never helped on side over another just so he can have power. He played mm how it should be played.
Frostbite: We all got wiped pretty kick and offlined, but Leg took on all them people
Frostbite: yes he did mad respect to Legendary
v_ron: Leg could have just given up, and let people kill him off, he didn't have to put in the time and skill that he did
Mac: i would say smo,he was on both sides and the middle of a couple wars,and by himself,and still came out,a lil short of GF but fuck it,only a badge right.?he stayed truue to himself and the family,Mad Kudos to Smo no doubt
YoungSnip: mac this is a interview not a bar talk idiot
v_ron: SNIP Stop being mean to Mac before I cut you
* Frostbite hands V the Knife
YoungSnip: you can stfu also mean are talking
Frostbite: wtf mean?
v_ron: Snipferd, I'm warning you
Mac: stfu snip,go hit some curbs with him
YoungSnip: nah mycar mite fall apart
Cyndaquil: Thanks for taking the time to have this interview with me. Is there anything you would like to add?
v_ron: check out our website
v_ron: it's a goodun
Frostbite: 11 Forever
YoungSnip: WE WILL BRING RICK ROLL BACK !
YoungSnip: can you post a nude of me so i can pick up mm chicks ?
v_ron: SNIPFERD CONTAIN YOURSELF
Cyndaquil: lol i dunno how to do pics
Mac: yea,website is a joke,if you know snip in real life,Rick roll him,and much love to the eleven
Frostbite: and dont get Rick Roll'd http://oi51.tinypic.com/e1dks5.jpg
Nystara: ty cyndaquil
Frostbite: yeah and thanks Cyndaquil
Mac: poor guy got rick rolled twice
v_ron: Yes, thank you, and I apologize for these guys' behavior
YoungSnip: now gtfo
YoungSnip: so me and my pinoys can talk
Mac: She aint sorry
Nystara: bet we was the best intervied ever lol
v_ron: Mac, come 'er I'ma cut you now.
* Frostbite holds mac
* v_ron pulls out the burrito knife
Mac: fuckin mexicans
v_ron: Mexican is about to fuck you up
Nystara: cynd i hope u can get them to speak english
Cyndaquil: lots of editing to do
v_ron: Mac spit it out
=PussyCat= [#thedirectorate] ENTER BADASS MSG HERE
Mac: Tell the pinoys that
Mac: And we said hi :_
* Frostbite waves to pinoys
v_ron: I'm sticking around to watch, just sayin'
Cyndaquil: lol you'll lose voice during it
Frostbite: yeah me too thats ok
Mac: thats fine
v_ron: that's fine
Mac: we make em all paranoid anyway
* Frostbite nods
Cyndaquil: lol and i'll have to ask them if its ok as well when they're here haha
v_ron: Shhh no you don't
Nystara: NO ii will not touch their little pee pees
YoungSnip: kk give me a few mins gata take trash out
Mac: smos there.?
Anonymous asked: wow snip turned pinoy. Who else saw that coming?
Mac: i woke up and jus felt like i wanted to puke and small headache
v_ron: You're preggers
Mac: ill belly flop off my porch
Mac: if i am
Frostbite: shit we getting paid if you are fool
Nystara: macs havein a baby
Frostbite: yeah nys we getting paid
Nystara: mac i always knew u was special
Mac: ME 2
Warhawk: Mac is pregnant?!?!
Frostbite: yeah we getting rich
Warhawk: dibs on naming him
Warhawk: or her
Frostbite: or it
v_ron: it's a bern
Nystara: dont say that
Frostbite: mac had sex with bern
v_ron: don't deny your child
Nystara: ill shoot if its bern
* Frostbite nods
Mac: illl shoot too
Warhawk: Mac Would probably have a tranny baby
Nystara: trannys not the part that bothers me
Mac: Id be so ashamed if i had a tranny kid
Nystara: mac im sure we will love u asd our own
Frostbite: mac is the part that bothers you . Gotcha
v_ron: it's the spawn of a Tranny!!!
Nystara: ITS THE NOT KNOWING WHAT TO WEAR...AND WHEN
v_ron: I feel like that would have made a good horror movie in the 70s
Mac: hell yea it would
Frostbite: I have a disk missing in my back, so bath's help it out
Mac: how you missing a dick..?
CerwinVega: Good to know you mom fucked 11 men in 1 night too now
Mac: i told snip that in a Pm wtf
CerwinVega: Whats her number?
Mac: i aint giving you shit
CerwinVega: Come on I can be your step daddy
Mac: id jus shoot you if you come any where close to my momma dukes
CerwinVega: ill just cum inside her, so i dont gotta be close
Mac: like i said you prick
Mac: ill jus shoot you
HAPPY 200TH POST EVERYONE!!!!
Mendoza: Where did the name 11 come from?
Milk: How funny people is just saying nonsense. :)
YoungSnip: thats how many guys mac's mom fuckd in one nite
Mac: Wow now bring that shit up
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YoungSnip: he didnt want people to know
CerwinVega: and how many balls took to the face the same night
YoungSnip: fuck mac PINOY FO LYFEE
YoungSnip: AHHH LAlAlALALALALALA KAY TA TU bA
Mac: like i told you today
Mac: go fuck your self
Mac: you back stabbin bitch
YoungSnip: ^6 that means in pinoy " ill eat your soul you bigg eyed puss
YoungSnip: is that rite aeron ?
aeron: haha dayum you should really hang here often
YoungSnip: i dont wanna say ill suck your dick or anything like that
YoungSnip: Also i need to know how yall tank so hard so ill stop dying
YoungSnip: do you guys have like a warehouse of worers doing earns
YoungSnip: Do i gata walk on fire rocks or something ? Build a xbox ? idk how to get down with yall
YoungSnip: but im serious
Milk: HAters gonna hate
YoungSnip: i wanna be down with the pinoy
YoungSnip: but i dont wanna learn that laung. cause they mite kick me out the states thinking im running a sweat shop or some shit over here
Kakuzu: who killed u last night?
YoungSnip: you did o.o..... Cause im awesome O.O
YoungSnip: see what i did there asian eyes and american eyes
Dear followers, today, August 10th, 2011, will...
Be prepared for spam.
Mac: nuff said
Mac: Snip owns you
v_ron: Not until the world ends
Mac: well riots in UK and shit
Mac: and the US going to shit
Mac: its comming sooner than we think
v_ron: when the world ends, I will gladly hand myself over to snip and Donaldtopia
v_ron: Until that day
Mac: you are gonna regret them words
v_ron: I'm a free bitch baby
Legendary: imma fuck you all til you love me
Legendary: then eat your children
Warhawk: YOU STFU
Legendary: answer your phone then talk son
Warhawk: You cunt bag. If you ever call me at 3:30 in the morning again drunk off your ass i will drive to Stupidville and punch you in the face
Warhawk: call me earlier and i would answer
Legendary: legendary is now referd as GOD
Nystara: legendary u can call me any time [number removed]
Warhawk: OH SNAPS son!
Warhawk: Smo got a number!!!!! she has no idea what she is getting herself into
Warhawk: your gettin all sorts of nudes to your phone now Nys
Legendary: ima call u
Nystara: neither does he
Nystara: u do that right now
v_ron: Did angst seriously go to bed?
Frostbite: and the jew kept my 250K lol
v_ron: he would
Mac: Its in his blood bro
Frostbite: and he didnt even get me the biz
Frostbite: I GOT JEW'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angst: you only have 4 survived whacks?
v_ron: OMG SHUT UP
Angst: in 50k plus?
YoungSnip: noob lol
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Mac: he a idiot
Baya: My question is
Baya: Why did you trust a Malaysian?
v_ron: he was a transexual, not trusting him was a hate crime
LG: hi guys
Lurch: its been quiet here for over an hour!
Xavi: i been having a sober party at work
Mac: i was playing with my self
v_ron: I guess everyone is gonna ignore that giant elephant that Mac just dropped on us?
LG: no one wanted to know that
Mac: i wanted everyone to know
LG: nasty ass
LG: go wash your hands
Mac: already did
Mac: and put lotion on them
v_ron: was the lotion for before not after?
Anonymous asked: whatever happened to that bugsy guy :(