July 2011
36 posts
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v_ron: what would you do without me
YoungSnip: fuck random girls
v_ron: You're welcome
YoungSnip: :)
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Anonymous asked: Are you a troll?
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YoungSnip: last summer when me and smo was tanking
YoungSnip: i was in the mm channel talking about tucking my penis
YoungSnip: and i still get messages randomly like remmeber when you said u tuck your dickand take pics
YoungSnip: little do they know when im on mm it's tucked so i can get into my female mode
YoungSnip: to earn some donation
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Big_Joe: anyone selling weapons
Mac: V-ron selling her dildo
Mac: xD
Michael-Corleone: I'll buy that
Michael-Corleone: lol
Mac: hahaha
v_ron: Just sold out, Mac made me an offer I couldn't refuse
Mac: its in a glass case now with a tag that says
Mac: "my first mexican dildo"
Michael-Corleone: lmao
v_ron: A glass case that mac broke open upon me handing it to him. He ran to the bathroom screaming "DON'T BOTHER ME FOR AN HOUR"
Michael-Corleone: hehehe :p
Mac: hahah
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v_ron: shut your face and send me money
Angst: never
v_ron: I have a child to take care of
Angst: NEVER
Angst: ITS MINE TOO
Lurch: :o
v_ron: EXACTLY SEND ME MOENY
Lurch: i telling warhawk
Angst: WE NEVER WENT TO JUDGE JUDY
Angst: AND WARHAWK CAN SUCK IT
Angst: HE SHOULDA BEEN BORN JEWISH
Lurch: oh snap, threesome
Lurch: kinkeh :s
Angst: if he wanted to make a druglord baby
v_ron: WOAH
v_ron: I hadn't realized I haven't told warhawk
v_ron: shit.
Angst: lol
Angst: its kay
Angst: i sat him down and was like "stay outta my way"
v_ron: Well if the druglord baby don't get you, Warhawk will
v_ron: better start sending me money
Angst: lol
Angst: ill bankrupt him
Angst: you forgot
Angst: he is only half jew
v_ron: you jew
LG: mebbe i'll let people shoot you Angst
v_ron: I CAN DO ET
v_ron: he won't pay me childsupport
Angst: why does the man always have to?
Angst: it seems im more finacially stable
Angst: financially
v_ron: right
v_ron: so
v_ron: give me money
Angst: or
Angst: you give me money
Angst: since he gets his drugs from you
v_ron: are you taking that child?
v_ron: don't answer that. Of course you're not taking the child. He's a precious weapon and he shall love me.
Angst: precious weapon?
Angst: hmm
Angst: maybe we are bad parents
Angst: weapon to you and monetary asset to me
v_ron: ...... you may have a point.
Angst: lurch?
Angst: want a baby?
v_ron: lmfao
Angst: oh shit
Angst: hell smoke all the drugs
Angst: ugh
v_ron: don't ask, just throw and run, like the bible says!
Angst: lg isnt exactly a good rolemodel either
v_ron: when did parenthood become so hard :\
Angst: criminal influence like her
LG: excuse me
Angst: yeah?
Angst: so hard to pawn off your kid these days
LG: you rude today
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LG: there used to be a #bedroom
v_ron: For you and bear, lg?
LG: nah we dun talks dirty
v_ron: I saw a picture that made me think of you two, and I was gonna send it to you,... but it was ... weird
LG: SHOW ME
LG: i like weird
LG: dont you know this!?
v_ron: I mean, it was pornish, you know how tumblr is
LG: was it a bear getting a bj?
v_ron: nah
LG: well a man dressed as a bear?
LG: oh
v_ron: it was a man dressed like a bear giving it a girl from behind... it was a gif
Frostbite: hahahahahhaha
LG: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lot0p8HWYd1qg29lvo1_500.gif
v_ron: and I was like "LG would love this.... but sending it to her would be weird"
v_ron: LG, I'll try to find it for you again
v_ron: I apologize for the obscen things I'm about to post. I swear, it just popped up on my dashboard http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnmp2u3n9Z1qf0ul8o1_500.gif
LG: oh wow
Frostbite: hahahah
LG: its the same girl as the one i posted
LG: i wonder if theres a movie
LG: >.>
v_ron: Probably
Angst: dear god v
Angst: wtf is that
Angst: i dont even have a smiley to express the horror
Angst: a bear fucking a girl
Angst: is that bear and lg
Angst: :o
v_ron: oh you mean the picture
v_ron: yeah
Angst: hahahahaha
Angst: so it is bear and lg
Angst: k
LG: nah im not asian
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Warhawk: Mac is always a bitch
Mac: lmfao
Frostbite: lol
Nystara: he just needs to get laid
Frostbite: hahahahahha
Warhawk: you offering Nys?
Nystara: im sure im NOT his type ...im female
v_ron: HAHAHAHA NYS BURN
Frostbite: lmfao
* Warhawk hands Mac some ice
Nystara: and im old
Nystara: that b 2 striles against me
Frostbite: fuck the ice need a fire hose
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Mac: when you die LG?
Mac: an why ?
Frostbite: she saw you
Frostbite: and she just fell over dead
Frostbite: you scared her to death
Angst: man
Angst: i shouldnt have trained you mac
Angst: you ninja'd her
LG: pfft
Angst: she had a heart attack
Frostbite: you cant train ugly
LG: Mac coudlnt kill me
LG: dun let him think so!
Angst: you popping out of nowhere like that
Angst: way too much gay at one time
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v_ron: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg1017t7jK1qa4bcpo1_500.gif
Frostbite: lol
v_ron: it's mac
v_ron:
Frostbite: hahahahahaha
LG: nah i dont see a dirtbike
v_ron: lol
Frostbite: it's in his ass
Frostbite: thats why he is moving like that
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Frostbite: [22:06] its my dong, shaped like the letter Z
v_ron: hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
Mac: and it fuckin ripps like a true champ
v_ron: omg omg omg
Mac: ^thats the one i thought you was working on
Mac: so let it go bro
Frostbite: I wasnt until you said it
v_ron: hahahahaahahahaha
Mac: i opened my trap xD
Mac: F
Mac: M
Mac: L
Mac: x100
CerwinVega: FML = Fucking Men Latley
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CerwinVega: One of these nights were gonna have a show in here
CerwinVega: Calling it The Roast of Mac
Frostbite: hahahahahah]
Mac: tyhats like an everyday thing
Mac: :/
v_ron: ^^^
CerwinVega: Well call it Dicking Mac harder then ever
v_ron: OH MY GAWD
Mac: oh an
Mac: man*
Frostbite: lmfao
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LG: Angst
LG: you love the cock dont you
Angst: no
Angst: i love my cock tho
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LG: i love icarly
LG: its like one of the best shows around right now
v_ron: I like the show, it's funny
LG: >.>
LG: spencer cracks me up
v_ron: but I don't like Miranda whatever
LG: yea im not a huge fan
Warhawk: i would take her down
LG: i like sam tho
Warhawk: i would take both of em down
v_ron: That's so illegal
Warhawk: i do believe they are 18
Warhawk: not illegal
v_ron: Girls from Icarly? they're like 16
Warhawk: Birth name Miranda Taylor Cosgrove
Warhawk: Born May 14, 1993 (age 18)
v_ron: Well fuck, excuse me then
LG: Warhawk is on it!
Warhawk: Birth name Jennette Michelle Faye McCurdy
Warhawk: Born June 26, 1992 (age 19)
Warhawk: your argument is invalid
Xavi: lol
Warhawk: let the fucking commence
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Angst: http://www.explosm.net/comics/2489/
LG: Angst you're single right?
Angst: yep
LG: thought so
LG: >.>
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Mac: bad day brah?
YoungSnip: oyeah
YoungSnip: i wanna fucking break this computer rite now
YoungSnip: dog has been barking for fucking 15 mins
YoungSnip: you name anything that will piss me off it happens
Angst: ED?
YoungSnip: ed ?
Angst: erectile dysfunction
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LG: haha
Angst: guess it happened
Mac: lmao
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* v_ron slaps Jammies
v_ron: Did you find me yet
Jammies: eye
v_ron: toe
Lurch: finger
v_ron: vagina
Frostbite: balls
Lurch: penis
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LG: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lokfkuTsAG1qkl55do1_500.jpg
LG: you should get that tat snip
LG: >.>
Angst: hahahahaha
Angst: thats yours lg?
Angst: >:D
YoungSnip: Th at would be sweet lmao
LG: no angst
LG: none of my tats are that cool
YoungSnip: She has gay tats
CerwinVega: I gotta tattoo on my penis
Angst: of mac?
Angst: HAHAHAHAHA
LG: haha
LG: cerwin dogs mac more than i do
LG: so i doubt that
Angst: no
YoungSnip: Owned
Angst: that was meant for snip
Angst: but
Angst: cerwin got caught in crossfire
Angst: poor guy
Angst: has a tat of mac on his penis now
YoungSnip: Haha o bet lg had a tat of mac on her lower back
CerwinVega: True^^^
LG: ihu
LG: yhou promised not to tell
YoungSnip: It slipped
YoungSnip: Like macs finger into cerwons butt
CerwinVega: I dont dog Mac, hes just likes walking into that shit
LG: that dirtbike video that he made everyone watch all day everyday
LG: just inspired me
LG: its a trampstamp tho
YoungSnip: Lol
LG: so its superfitting when a guy cums there
LG: they cum on macs face
CerwinVega: What dirtbike movie
CerwinVega: Supercross?
YoungSnip: Lol no
YoungSnip: He made a video of him riding a dirtbike
YoungSnip: Thats about all
CerwinVega: unreal
YoungSnip: Was beadt tho man
YoungSnip: He was like going
YoungSnip: He was like going straight down the road I couldnt believe it man
CerwinVega: hes practices turning that handle for better grip when hes blowing that cock
YoungSnip: Lmfao
YoungSnip: I just started laughing at work and they stared at me lol
Angst: >.>
LG: haha
CerwinVega: I hate when you think of something and bust out laughing at nothing
YoungSnip: Some one save that convo for vron lol
CerwinVega: Atleast I dont take it in the ass like mac though
YoungSnip: Not what kg said
Angst: >.>
Angst: he said 3 at once
CerwinVega: COme on bro, KG is a delivery driver, everyone knows those are the guys that wont coem outta the closet
Angst: lol
Angst: he is?
Angst: what a lame job
YoungSnip: Lol I delivery pizza so fuck u lol
CerwinVega: yeah so is snip
CerwinVega: ROFL
YoungSnip: Lol
LG: haha
Angst: HAHAHAHAHA
YoungSnip: But my girls is at home now so im not gay
YoungSnip: I dnt think
Angst: this room is full of minimum wage workers
Angst: ex cons
YoungSnip: Angst thats fine
Angst: (lg)
Angst: gays (mac and cerwin)
Angst: and jews
CerwinVega: You get tipped so much for buying all those men dinners snip
Angst: 400 dollars working nights huh
YoungSnip: Gata do what u gata do
Angst: you a walker?
YoungSnip: Lol dnt judge me
Angst: i wont
YoungSnip: I give handys for 50 a piece
Angst: thats the judges job when the undercover cop gets you
Angst: 50 cents?
Angst: wow
YoungSnip: Pfft I search all my jons before we talk about prices
Angst: thats a lot of handjobs in a night
CerwinVega: Ima call up that pizza hut you work at and be like I need a handy job ASAP
Angst: HHAHAHAHAH
CerwinVega: With extra sauce
YoungSnip: Ill be like it will be redady in about 15 mins
Angst: 2*
Angst: lets be honest
Angst: its cerwin
CerwinVega: Yes thats what you call a quickie delievery
YoungSnip: Idk why I talk to u people
LG: irc has made me meaner irl
CerwinVega: Thats because were all gay and happy with it
YoungSnip: Lol
YoungSnip: I think I have heart burn. What does heart burn feel like ?
LG: hurts
CerwinVega: Ask mac he would know from all the pain from getting fuckind in his ass
YoungSnip: Lol feels like my xhest is onnn firrreee
CerwinVega: Better go get some CPR from undercover swim guard nurse
YoungSnip: So that means I gata call smo
CerwinVega: Ding ding ding
CerwinVega: That has to be the job right there though
CerwinVega: Get to stare at girls in bikinis all day with shades on
YoungSnip: Lol but he likes guys also
LG: smo does?
YoungSnip: Yep
CerwinVega: Yeah I forgot
CerwinVega: So he gets to see everytthign
YoungSnip: Yeah
LG: he really does?
* &CerwinVega (~qb16star1@Jaundies-3F482776.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: )
YoungSnip: I think cerwin went to cry
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v_ron: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loj7qcCFtq1qe7gvjo1_500.png
LG: 919
LG: thats more than Mac does
v_ron: lmao lmao lmao
v_ron: You have to be freaking raw after that man
LG: that is just so gross
v_ron: true
LG: i mean i love balls
LG: but that would just be WAY TOO MANY BALLS
v_ron: 1838 bals
v_ron: *balls
v_ron: that's a hell of a lot of balls
LG: YOU DID MATHS
LG: YOU SO SMART
LG: but wut if someone was missing a balls
v_ron: Yeah, I didn't think about that
v_ron: okay so roughly 1.5k balls
v_ron: still a lot of balls
LG: mm balls
v_ron: I would never want that many mm balls
v_ron: EVER
v_ron: not even close
LG: yea me either
LG: id be happy with two
v_ron: Like you can just tell by the way some of these people talk that you would never want to be in the same vicinity as their balls
LG: wut people
LG: you mean like angst?
v_ron: hahahaha you tell me, you're friends with them
LG: AM NOT!
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Angst: my gaydar rocks
v_ron: lol
Angst: \\\not going off atm in this room
Angst: so mac isnt here
v_ron: Mac is MIA and possibly dead
v_ron: according to LG
Angst: :/
Angst: er
Angst: did he get a drive by money shot?
v_ron: I repeat, according to LG, she may have kidnapped him as a prank
v_ron: and try to get away with it by declaring him dead
v_ron: they love each other that much
Angst: lg gave him a drive by money shot and kidnapped him?
Angst: impressive
v_ron: right?
Angst: thats skill for a girl
v_ron: Watch yourself
Angst: its ok
Angst: im too fat to kidnap
Angst: she is like 5'1
Angst: i think im safe
v_ron: lmfao
Angst: unless im planking and she has a dolly
v_ron: She'll get you to plank in the trunk of her car
v_ron: mission complete
Angst: lol
v_ron: maybe that's how she got Mac
Angst: im not that dumb
Angst: i wouldnt fit straight out
Angst: so its not planking
v_ron: head first
v_ron: like the toliet one
Angst: lol
Angst: still ebe too big
Angst: all shed do is slam a trunk door on my butt probs
v_ron: She wouldn't have to close it
Angst: id just get out
v_ron: she can get some bungee cords and BAM ready to go
Angst: tuck and roll
v_ron: ... You're making this a mission.
v_ron: I will help her kidnap you myself if I have to
Angst: id still be ok
Angst: im 2 of you
Angst: lol
v_ron: I can take you
Angst: you probs like 5'3
v_ron: don't underestimate a female mexican
v_ron: I'm 5'5 thank you very much
Angst: all id have to do is throw some shirts i found on sale
Nystara: lol
Angst: or if i want to go the less obscure route, a burrito
Angst: for all you racist pricks
v_ron: lmao
Angst: im a subtle racist
Nystara: i just get to eat what buggz me
Nystara: :)
Angst: i respect racism way to much to lower myself to those lowbrow insultd
v_ron: lol
v_ron: Angst, you know very well what would happen is we would all start laughing at something, and in mid laugh I'd say "Angst, get in this car now" and you would and kidnap accomplished
Angst: lol
Nystara: lol
Angst: i wouldnt get in the trunk tho
Angst: im claustrophobic
v_ron: Whatever, as long as your in the vehicle
Nystara: V say ...we got cookies
v_ron: You can ride shotgun for all I care
Angst: that wouldnt accomplish anything
v_ron: OMG WE CAN LURE HIM WITH COOKIES
Angst: when i found out it was a lie id go ballistic
Nystara: lol
v_ron: this is why we keep Nys around
Angst: "NO COOKIES!??????????????????!!!!"
* Angst STABS V
Nystara: ill make hempy cookies
Angst: i wouldnt eat those
Angst: lol
v_ron: He'd be too far gone to attack
v_ron: Psh, you wouldn't know
Angst: then v would eat her own bait
v_ron: And we'd forget why we're there
Angst: lol
Nystara: we get munchies and eat U angst
Nystara: rof
Angst: lol
Angst: again
Angst: i can take you guys
Angst: :p
Nystara: mm hmm u keep thinking that
v_ron: You won't be thinking that when LG's munching on your leg
Angst: id much on her and see how she likes it
Angst: minch*
Angst: munch*
Nystara: shed love it ofc
v_ron: this whole scenerio just took a turn for the worst hahaha
Angst: not that kinda munching
Angst: or we still talking about cannibalism
Nystara: iomg hahahahaha
v_ron: To late for damage control
Nystara: hahahaha
Angst: :s
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Angst: http://www.explosm.net/comics/2373/
Angst: again. the only foe to that is court orders
v_ron: I can't plank that way
Angst: its a type of plank?
Angst: its wood at least
v_ron: lmao It's not buttttttt I still can't do it
Angst: well you can
Angst: but
Angst: well
Angst: would be kinda expensive
v_ron: I'm not getting a penis
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YoungSnip: we have a bi racial room
YoungSnip: angst=jew
YoungSnip: ironangel= (clearlyblack)
YoungSnip: vron=mexi
YoungSnip: mac=retard
YoungSnip: lurch=redneck
YoungSnip: frosy=gay
Angst: mac also=gay
Angst: or trannie
Frostbite: Im not gay thats smo
YoungSnip: baya=idk
Frostbite: Oh wait smo is trannie
Angst: yeh
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Anonymous asked: who would win in a cute contest? lg, you or legendary
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yelhsareeps asked: HOW COME LG AND VRON ARE SO FREAKING AMAZING
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Anonymous asked: Why is Angst way cooler than mac? isnt he a jew?
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Smo: hey did you hear that Mac plowed someones rear end today?
v_ron: THAT'S NOT THE STORY I HEARD
v_ron: He must not have wanted me to know the truth
* Mac sighs
Smo: Who would want that getting out? Poor guy
Mac: I think my irc is gonna break in a day or 2
Mac: Smo: thats like when i gave it in rear from a little old lady after we both gave blood
Mac: ^ poor fella
Smo: i hate you
Smo: rofl
Mac: lmfao
Mac: Did you hold one another hands giving blood.?
Smo: of course, i keep it intimate
Mac: that ppl is The smo level of MILF
Smo: GILF
Mac: hahahahah
Mac: works from the top to the bottom
v_ron: lmfao
v_ron: Look at Mac finally getting a chance to make fun of someone
Mac: lol
Mac: You gonna try for V-ron's g-ma next smo..?
Mac: think there still in town
v_ron: She has a bad knee, you stay away
Smo: its ok she can lay on her back
v_ron: BAD IMAGE BAD IMAGE
Mac: ^ see he will find away
v_ron: i so don't like you right now
Mac: if they can sqirm he can donate sperm
v_ron: I will cut you
v_ron: gbekufhawjfsgje
Mac: haha
v_ron: I'ma go back to my laundry doing
v_ron: jerks
Mac: squirm**
Mac: she 100% mexican right?
Mac: * &Mac slaps v_ron around a bit with a large trout
Mac: talkin to you foool
Smo: if shes brown im so down
Mac: yea im sure she a screamer
v_ron: I hate you omg
Mac: sayin papi oh papi
Mac: lmfao
v_ron: MAC I WILL HURT YOU UGHHHHHHH
Mac: rofl im jus playing
Smo: ill be in and out so quick she'll be screamin "COMO TE LLAMAS?!?!"
Mac: LMFAO
Mac: WHAT MY NAME WHATS MY NAME !!!!!!!
v_ron: I don't even.... omg
Mac: ROFLROFL
v_ron: I need to take 5
* &v_ron (~v_ron@Jaundies-27A2311E.clt.bellsouth.net) has left #thedirectorate
Mac: LMFAO
Mac: yo,i hope we didnt piss her off
Smo: HAHAHA
Mac: Casue i can not stop lmfao
Smo: i think she'll be fine rofl
Smo: ikr its so funny we got her to leave ahahaha
* v_ron (~v_ron@Jaundies-27A2311E.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined #thedirectorate
PussyCat: v_ron: Roses are Red Violets are blue My dick is small and my nutsack too TA DA!!!! Thank you....
* PussyCat sets mode: +ao v_ron v_ron
Mac: Hey V
v_ron: that was enough of that
Mac:
Mac: ROFL LMFAO
v_ron: lmao
Smo:
v_ron: greater than hashtag you too Smo
v_ron: less than
v_ron: whatever
Mac: my ribs hurt xD
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CerwinVega: Batman is way cooler
CerwinVega: I just wanted to be on the other side
Lurch: aww
Lurch: arent you cute
Lurch: :p
CerwinVega: I know
CerwinVega: Ill send you a cute pic for your wallet
Lurch: :o
Lurch: you better
Lurch: then i can think of you every time im dropping a duece
Lurch: and stare longingly into your pic
Lurch:
CerwinVega: Pervert
Lurch: hey
Lurch: you offered me your pic
Lurch: i only told you what i'd do with it ;D
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Anonymous asked: Ummmm... Why do you lot pick on this Mac bloke so much?
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YoungSnip: WTF
v_ron: I TOLD YOU I'M NOT GOOD WITH GIFS
Mac: hahaha
CerwinVega: GIFS = Girls Into Fingering Selves
Frostbite: lmfao
Frostbite: MIFS = Mac Into Fingering Selves
v_ron: LMFAO
Frostbite: should be Self thou not selves
Mac: Wow
v_ron: hahaha
Mac: lmao,idk what too say anymore
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Legendary: Congratulations, the Sorting Hat has made its decision - welcome to Slytherin!
Legendary: Slytherin house values ambition, cunning and resourcefulness. It also has a reputation for producing evil wizards, though it is untrue that every evil wizard that graduated from Hogwarts was in Slytherin. Appropriately, its animal is the serpent, and its colors are green and silver. Founded by Salazar Slytherin, professor Horace Slughorn was the Head of Slytherin during the 1997–1998 school year, replacing Severus Snape, who as well, replaced professor Slughorn when he retired for the first time. Share this quiz to learn which of your friends would join you in Slytherin or, worse yet, face-off as your bitter rivals Gryffindor.
Legendary: booya
YoungSnip: were is that at smo
v_ron: And you WOULD be in slytherin
Legendary: http://www.chacha.com/topic/harry-potter/quiz/234/which-hogwarts-house-are-you
Legendary: hell yeah
v_ron: Congratulations, the Sorting Hat has made its decision - welcome to Gryffindor!
v_ron: Gryffindor values bravery, daring, nerve, and chivalry. Appropriately, its animal is the lion and its colors are scarlet and gold. Founded by Godric Gryffindor, its most recent Head is Minerva McGonagall. Share this quiz to learn which of your friends would join you in Gryffindor or, worse yet, face-off as your bitter rivals in Slytherin.
Legendary: what up enemy
v_ron: Come at me
Legendary: Crucio!
v_ron: STUPEFY BITCH
Legendary: TOO LATE BITCH YOU BE IN AGONY
Legendary: IMMA MAKE YOU RETARDED LIKE NEVILLE'S PARENTS
YoungSnip: Congratulations, the Sorting Hat has made its decision - welcome to Slytherin!
YoungSnip: sob
YoungSnip: gangbang on vron
Legendary: hello fellow Slytherin
Legendary: done!
v_ron: Bitches I'll fight you
v_ron: I was totally expecting to get ravenclaw, I won't lie
v_ron: I don't think I'd make a very good gryffindor, I'm not ambitious
Legendary: gryffindor is bravery
v_ron: I know
Legendary: slytherin is ambitious!
v_ron: I didn't mean ambitious MY BAD HOMIE
v_ron: at least I'm not in hufflepuff
Legendary: IT IS YOUR BAD
Legendary: and yeah hufflepuff is for fags
v_ron: If I was in hufflepuff I might throw myself off the astronomy tower
Legendary: if i was at hogwarts and the sorting hat put me in hufflepuff i'd avada kadavra myself
v_ron: Can you even do that?
YoungSnip: lol id turn them into pimps
v_ron: Psh, hufflepuffs will never be pimps
Legendary: id make it possible
YoungSnip: they got all the fat cute people lol
v_ron: and Snip, hufflepuffs are too into their herbology class to pimp it up
YoungSnip: all they need is a bad influence
v_ron: Sitting next the the slytherin table hasn't done much for them
Legendary: whats that supposed to mean miss gryffidork?
Legendary: gryffindork*
YoungSnip: lol
v_ron: It means, if they have to sit next to you jerks at every meal, and their still lame, that "bad influence" bullshit isn't working too well MR SLYTHERINJERK
v_ron: see what I did there?
Legendary: yours didnt work
v_ron: I know, but I always wanted to use that pun. Slyther.In.Jerk.
Legendary: lol
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Because any conversation with Hamlet is epic.
Smo: hai there
Hamlet: :o children
v_ron: Hi!
nystara: high hamlet
* Hamlet hides
v_ron: Does that mean we're it?
Hamlet: and nystara
nystara: awww
Hamlet: :o new minion?
nystara: dont hide
Smo: new friend :)
nystara: u dongt know me?
Hamlet: idk, just came online for first time in a good while
nystara: im spider of HK
Hamlet: i've seen you around, spoken once or twice
v_ron: We're you're welcome crew
Hamlet: think you were one of bundy's then
nystara: ofc
Hamlet: all the directorate bunch change laps so often it gets hard to keep track
Hamlet: sorry
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Smo: change laps how? :(
nystara: i been HK along time
v_ron: What he said
Mac: whooooooossss aaa hooooooooeoeeeeee
* Hamlet slaps Smo around a bit with a large trout
Hamlet: leash your noobs
Mac: lol hey hamlet
nystara: ?
v_ron: Hey, only we can call Mac a noob
Mac: how ya doing man
Smo: yea what she said :P
nystara: hamlet...are we not welcome in ur channel?
Hamlet: i think that was the whole point of coming in.... o.O
Hamlet: lol
Hamlet: :P
Hamlet: i could care less atm though
Hamlet: nobody in here and i've barely even talked to anybody since logging on again
v_ron: We're just trying to say hey
Hamlet: cartel people don't come in here, nobody else has been for aaaages
Hamlet: ofc
Hamlet: am sure you lot missed me terribly
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Smo: i talked to flec in here the other day
v_ron: I'm not the one that shut that friendship door Hammy
Smo: awwwwe
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Hamlet: bah! guilt monger!
Hamlet: >.>
v_ron: Just sayin'
Hamlet: fair enough
nystara: im not here to cause u any problems
Hamlet: tbh you sorta got swept up in shit that had little to do with you
Hamlet: in a perfect world things would've gone differently
v_ron: That's not the world we live in though :)
Hamlet: exactly
Hamlet: which is why i haven't bothered trying to fix any of it
Hamlet: dropped my vendetta with your fearless leader
v_ron: who are my leaders?
Hamlet: though apparently he's still a big fan of mine
Hamlet: i'll warn in advance this won't be all that entertaining... there is little that can be said that i'll care about and fishing for choice logs won't really get anywhere
v_ron: Hamlet, dear, give me some credit, at least.
nystara: sorry to disappoint u ...im on mibbits i have no logs
Hamlet: meant more the copy/paste into channel
Hamlet: can't imagine why else any would be here
Mac: Tbh
Hamlet: some form of "trolling" as you kids are calling it these days
v_ron: I told you we're here to say hi
nystara: i came for a nice visit
Smo: herro
Mac: i whois
Mac: and im not a kid man
Mac: lol
Mac: im 23
v_ron: Don't talk down to us now
Mac: right
Mac: jus another human being
Mac: that aint a kid
* Hamlet ruffles hair all around
Mac: aight yo
Mac: xD
Hamlet: was more a turn of phrase that time
Hamlet: and me being out of touch with internet lingo
nystara: ok hamlet my ign is WindWhisper
nystara: when u wanna have a nice chat l.ook me up
Smo: being gone for 2 months doesnt make you out of touch when the term trolling has been around for years
Smo:
Hamlet: nah i mean the whole time i've played
v_ron: Hamlet, you should look up planking, it's what all the kids are doing
Mac: wtf that even mean.?
v_ron: no joke
Hamlet: still never knew wtf half of the netspeak was
Hamlet: just recently learned wtf 4chan is
Mac: oh
Hamlet: etc
Mac: well planking
nystara: later hamlet
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Mac: is something you would be into
v_ron: Everyone is into planking, what are you talking about
Mac: casue hamlet planked all the time
Smo: i planked with my mom last night
Hamlet: and you wonder why i call you a kid lol
v_ron: don't be such a prude
v_ron: I'm serious, look it up
Smo: no sense of humor in this one
Mac: NOT AT ALL
Mac: You live in a like a dragon palace?
Mac: seem so dark and mean
v_ron: Mac, what does that have to do with being fun?
Hamlet: sense of humour is just a bit more refined i guess
Hamlet: you still giggle at farts, i take it?
Mac: Nah
Smo: nah
Smo: Id figure someone who smoked as much as you would think a lot of things are funny
Smo: Guess not
v_ron: That's a pretty good point
Hamlet: :o i smoke a lot
Mac: Nah me man
Hamlet: not sure if i am supposed to be offended at that or wht
v_ron: You shouldn't be
Hamlet: or how you'd know really
v_ron: You told us, like all the time
v_ron: don't you remember?
Smo: ^^
Hamlet: not quite
Hamlet: although i suppose announcing brb, doob covers it
v_ron: True story
Hamlet: " "
Hamlet: context i guess
Hamlet: first took it as meaning same as the kids that do the whole
Hamlet: "I R sooooo drukn thta i canttt tpye"
Hamlet: routine
v_ron: Come on now.
v_ron: Don't make fun of SMo
Hamlet: am honestly half expecting things to be meant as insults, as it is known i'm not a friend of any here
Hamlet: and i didnt even mean him
v_ron: I know, I was kidding because I call him a drunk
v_ron: and I've already stated my opinon on the whole friendship thing
Smo: thats mean
v_ron:
Smo: ive barely drank this week
Smo: :(
v_ron: I'm sorry!
* Hamlet sets mode: +b *!*@618AA99B.953E73E3.5ACD741E.IP
* Mac was kicked by Hamlet (Hamlet)
and then there were two..
Smo: awwww
Smo: didya want me alone big boy?
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CerwinVega: White men like us fuck better also
CerwinVega: Unless your name is Mac
CerwinVega: We make women walk with a limp for a week
Smo: but thats because we beat them
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LG: OMG THERE WAS A HOT MIDGET TODAY
LG: but he had a family
CerwinVega: oh boy
Angst: hahahahahahahaha
LG: i was like damnit
LG: if i cant be a midget
LG: itd be nice to have one
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LG: im covered in sticky stuff everynight after work
Angst: :o
LG: im the messiest blizzard maker
nystara: lol
CerwinVega: :o
Angst: is that what they call it now?
Angst: a blizzard?
CerwinVega: i love blizzards
Angst: i called it
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v_ron: Some people are idiots I swear
Frostbite: NO
Frostbite: a lot of people are
v_ron: ^^ You're a wise man Frosty
Frostbite: lol
* LG nods
LG: HE'S THE GENIUS REMEMBER
Frostbite: lol
v_ron: We gotta have some brains in the group
LG: yea somebody has to balance out Mac
v_ron: lmao
Frostbite: hahahahahaha
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LG: did you plank yet v_ron?
v_ron: Not yet, I'm taking a trip in a week and me and my frans are gonna plank there
LG: haha
Legendary: wtf is plank?
Angst: new gang bang
Angst: soz i mean er
Angst: wow
Angst: did not see v_rons comment
Angst: that was awkward
Angst: :/
Angst: hmm
Legendary: lmao
LG: hahaha
LG: we had to google it smo
Angst: sorry v
Angst: :/
v_ron: Don't apologize for the truth
Angst: :o
v_ron: I'm going gang banging next week, problem?
Angst: yes
Legendary: thats a lucky man
Angst: yes there is
v_ron: hahahah
Angst: you left all of us out of it
Angst: didnt invite
Angst: dick move
Angst: dick move
v_ron: WHO WANTS TO GO PLANKING WIFF ME
Angst: would you have liked an invite smo?
Legendary: uhm duh
Legendary: im here for the gang bang
CerwinVega: lol
v_ron: Planking.
v_ron: Don't use the dirty words
Legendary: planking = gang banging
Legendary: oh soz
Angst: yeh we will plank with you
Angst: wanna join in lg
v_ron: it'll be the best birthday ever
Angst: lol
Angst: i dunno about ever
Angst: romans knew how to do it
Angst: master er plankers
v_ron: they don't do et like me
CerwinVega: Asians are the master plankers
Angst: of today
CerwinVega: They plank in warehouses
Angst: best ever were the egyptians
CerwinVega: They planked with camals
Angst: they walked like that cause all the planking
CerwinVega: Yep they even gave camals humps
v_ron: lmfao
