Mac: how long is smo in max for lol
Warhawk: until you lose your virginity
Warhawk: better help a brotha out
Mac: sux to be him then
v_ron: Are you saying you refuse to get laid?
CerwinVega: Yes he did
Frostbite: sorry was in the other room
Frostbite: had to get some dayquil
Mac: what time is it there.?
Frostbite: I feel like complete shit
Frostbite: 11:44 pM
Mac: its 2:45 here
Frostbite: Im so bad I just thought it said Taco parlour instead of Tattoo Parlour
YoungSnip: me 2
v_ron: I AM NOT A LEZ
Mac: i mean,Shiit your mexican in a all white zone
Mac: And Warhawk sounds like a porno name..
v_ron: it does when you choose to call him Warkawk
YoungSnip: The tale of WarKawk
Mac: once a upon a time
Frostbite: anybody know lincoln
Mac: there was a lil boy
YoungSnip: With a litlle warkawk
Mac: who had a crush on a lil lesbian
YoungSnip: that didnt want is kawk
YoungSnip: one day the you warkawk got fed up and moved on to a smo
Mac: and Smo had trouble to accept he was into cock
YoungSnip: its kawk
Mac: So Warkawk skipped down the road,and bumpped inot a sheep.
Mac: And we can not Reveal what happened next
YoungSnip: ^^softcoreporn here fyi
Mac: and a lil beastalty
YoungSnip: Ass Warkawk finished off the sheep the smo came down there and saw the kawk all caught up
Mac: the Smo was in aww with what he saw,not sure what to do he grabbed lotion and tried to help,Warkawk yelpped and made bird sounds like a hawk.
YoungSnip: As smo is yepping like a hawk. The kawk has gotten stuck into the sheep and War has started to cry and call for his mother and some lady named V-Cock
Mac: V-cock heard her War calling for her,in panic she run's down the road just to be crushed at what she as just witnessed,War thrusting a sheep,and the Smo stroking the kawk with lotion she then wrote down the postions they were all in.
YoungSnip: I cop was called and as he came across this wild sex party you then pulled out his kawk and started in on the smo
YoungSnip: The smo's bf started to walk down the street as frosty became aware that was his man in the middle of the orgy
Mac: the cop then used handcuffs to hold the Smo,WarKawk,and the Sheep(
YoungSnip: frosty then started to shave the sheep because it made it look like a old white man
Mac: Frosty had used the sheep skin for a condom,so he could not get a STD,but lil did he know,that white old men have crabs
YoungSnip: frosty started yelling " I'll cut a fool for this"
YoungSnip: As the hawk the smo and the sheep "xavi" started off running away
YoungSnip: frosty the been to ich
Mac: Smo"old man" had lost his cane,and so he started to ride the sheep around town,and got a rash cause it was shaved.
YoungSnip: Xavi the broke away from them and took off running to find a new home leave the smo and the kawk alone again
v_ron: Snip, you and mac need to go into erotic fiction. You guys obviously have a knack for this
Legendary: soz we dont like you that much
Warhawk: Smo still wets the bed
Legendary: real mature man
Warhawk: secrets out
Legendary: and its never goin back in
*** Mac is now known as Mac|blackops
Warhawk: i thought that said blackcops
nystara: it does
v_ron: You know how mac loves his popo
Warhawk: especially of the African-American variety
Mac|blackops: hate you all
v_ron: my mother needs the computer, no one talk to her.
*** v_ron is now known as v_ron|brb
Warhawk: she just loves to tempt us
Mac: wwe should talk to her
Warhawk: wwe as in John Cena?
Mac: Smo do it
Mac: i dont fuck with mexican moms,so aint me
* Warhawk touches finger to nose
Warhawk: nose goes
* Mac hits nose
* Mac touches finger to noes
Mac: i still did it
Warhawk: Go talk to her smo
Warhawk: since Mac is over here beating himself up
Mac: smo you almost look mexican
Mac: lmfao hawk
Mac: her mom prob see's this an is like,Wtf is my baby girl into
Mac: ima whoop her dam ass
Mac: if she pings,she gettin a beattin
Mac: and ima get stabbed if she dont an she reads this
Warhawk: i probably will first
Warhawk: especially if we start talking fake spanish
Mac: idk how to speak "fake spanish"
Mac: hola is real i know that
Warhawk: eh a pro que passo me el Banana
Warhawk: por favor
Mac: she sucks a banana?
Warhawk: passo! Pass-o
Mac: OH my bad
Mac: shit i didnt like spanish class
Warhawk: i took German
Warhawk: what a waste that was
Mac: i would say so
Mac: they lost the war
Mac: so pretttty pointless
Warhawk: just imagine how close were were to saying GUTEN MORGEN MEINE FRAULIN
Warhawk: and not sounding creepy
Mac: Another good point
v_ron: Tis why you guys keep me around
Mac: That an your sexeh mexican flannels
v_ron: Otherwise I'm just a taco at a sausage fest
Frostbite: you pee
LG: not in a lil bit
LG: thanks for caring...
v_ron: around here, being called poop is like a compliment
LG: but poop stinks
Frostbite: not in here
v_ron: but it means you're the shit
* Frostbite nods
Frostbite: if you smell like shit
Frostbite: it's becuase you are the shit
Mac: glad i smell like man
v_ron: Just because it smells like a duck doesn't mean it is one
v_ron: I leave to skype for one hour and when I come back, you're all whacking each other?
CerwinVega: circle jerk party
* Frostbite nods
v_ron: Glad I missed it
YoungSnip: no one jerked me yet
CerwinVega: you get mac
CerwinVega: only one left
Smo: sorry i dont jerk, i just get jerked
CerwinVega: or bugs
v_ron: Omg we got a plane at work.
v_ron: We're on the lake, and they bought a water plane that you can rent out
Smo: You wont have sex in it
v_ron: Is that a challenge?
Smo: yes it is
v_ron: Accepted. Now I gotta find someone that can fly and sex at the same time.
CerwinVega: That aint hard
v_ron: You've done it before?
CerwinVega: every pilot bangs the shit out of their co pilot
CerwinVega: thats why the plane shakes
CerwinVega: no such thing as turbulence
CerwinVega: just turbo lube
CerwinVega: Got money for timer now Smo
Smo: Can i suck your dick? Or no?
CerwinVega: Not going that far
CerwinVega: Hand job is fine
Smo: Woo :D
v_ron: all min fines though
Smo: aww someone
v_ron: Errryone does
CerwinVega: im getting 25k fines lol
CerwinVega: carbon keeps using 911 and taking my B&E's >.>
v_ron: I can't even use the boob excuse, you have them in game too don't you?
CerwinVega: Guess i need some implants
Smo: must be the taco
v_ron: Must be
CerwinVega: guys get ready
CerwinVega: were gonna gangbang this IA whack
CerwinVega: in 4 different holes
Bugsy: I keep my back door open for dear friends... ;)
Bugsy: oh fuck
v_ron: she was all like "I want your love and I want you b&e"
v_ron: Because, you know, she's lady gaga...
CerwinVega: So its a Shemale
v_ron: I think they prefer the term "hermy"
CerwinVega: Hermy Herpes
YoungSnip: its prob. a guy
YoungSnip: hiding as a girl like always
YoungSnip: a little kid is a man and a girl is always a man on mm
CerwinVega: i asked them if there a shemale
v_ron: Oh good, so you guys know my secret
v_ron: lmao, I don't have that kind of control over him anymore
Mac: your a girl,you will find a way
v_ron: Are you calling me a whore?!
Mac: did i type that?
Mac: ofc your not a whore
Mac: hoe's and whore's are diffrent!
v_ron: So you're calling me a hoe?!?
Mac: i didnt type that
v_ron: It was implied!
Mac: Nah your not a whore,slut or hoe
v_ron: Thank you
Mac: just got tits and ass.
Mac: and men fall for both,shake rattle an roll,an you got him hooked
v_ron: I'll have to keep that i mind
Iron: yeah, and she swallows
Iron: i mean what?!
v_ron: I didn't need to know that
v_ron: but congrats?
Legendary: wife her up
Legendary: only wife her up if she goes ass to mouth
Legendary: cuz if a girl is willing to do that for you shes willing to do anything
Iron: fuck you frosty!!! heres a carrot for your nose!
Frostbite: Fuck you to then
Frostbite: nah later
Frostbite: im going to bed soon
Iron: or do you want to wait until my mixed girl leaves?!
Iron: you can have left overs!
Frostbite: she can join to
Iron: itll be like a reverse oreo
Iron: or some shit
Iron: shes only half black...so maybe thats like a reverse half oreo
Iron: idk how that works
v_ron: You don't have to be a cookie
Iron: im not
Iron: the combo of me frosty and my mixed girl
Iron: thats a cookie
v_ron: You can be a sammich
v_ron: and ice cream sammich because of frosty
Iron: soooo....hes in the middle then?
Iron: well the fucking frost is in the middle mfofo
Frostbite: I know thats why we not and ice cream sammich
Iron: way to fuck it up V
Iron: if this were a taco you would def be the meat atm!
Iron: just to put you in your place!
v_ron: HEY don't rape me
Iron: shes being fiesty tonight!!!
Iron: you caught on V!!!!
Iron: lil bromance never hurt anyone!
Iron: its only when you deny it you make it homo
Warhawk: no homo
Warhawk: and now its not
Mac: def make it homo when you say...no homo
Warhawk: you can't make man laws
Iron: man law number 1..you cant make man laws!
Iron: man law 2...warhawk is not a man!
Warhawk: Man law 3... Reverse law #2
Iron: man law 4... STFU
MrsBear: 'cept v_ron
MrsBear: she mah fran
v_ron: Yeah, we're her frans
v_ron: omg LG get out of my head
Bear: we 3some?
MrsBear: no Bear
MrsBear: v_ron is married too
Bear: had to ask:(
Bear: that dun mean nothing
v_ron: Warhawk will be like "um no, 4some" and I'll be like "I'ma go over here and not do that."
MrsBear: why not v_ron
MrsBear: i would motorboat you
v_ron: You'll get sick
v_ron: I'm terrbily ill and shouldn't be motorboated for 2-6 days
v_ron: but thanks for the offer
Frostbite: lmao V
nystara: You managed to set ablaze Pandagirl19's Flat!
Frostbite: I need flats to torch
nystara: fire anyone
Frostbite: nope :/
v_ron: that is not mayor conduct
Frostbite: oh that is major mayor conduct
v_ron: mayor conduct is "bitch cs or die"
v_ron: okay I'm not sure why I said mayor
Frostbite: ok ok
Bugsy: I think it's a Cubed Sperm Cell
Bugsy: it does have a cute tail..... :d
Bugsy: I bet it's a Mean Ass Swimmer!
Mac: its G son
Bugsy: G son? Is that a Korean refrig?
LG: dont hate on my pic :(
Frostbite: we will help you V
Bugsy: I will always help V
* Mac nods
Frostbite: pinch poke you owe me a coke
LG: smo is under snips desk
Mac: blowing him,an drinking a 6 pack
YoungSnip: here comes a mh
LG: a wut
CerwinVega: he means Masturbation Hand
YoungSnip: i dont need the meal just a little 4 play and ill do some earns for her
YoungSnip: BAM NAKED
v_ron: omg you'll earn for me!?
YoungSnip: you died mac ?
YoungSnip: you idiot
Mac: i blame frosty
Mac: he gave it to me
YoungSnip: why u take it
Frostbite: I gave him the drugs and told him to take them
Frostbite: or I was gonna shank him
Frostbite: so he died either way
* Frostbite shrugs
v_ron: We all knew it would come to this, we can only kill ourselves off.
YoungSnip: so whose gonna tank to capo to get half the family back lol
v_ron: Me of course
v_ron: I already quit fd
YoungSnip: well better start stayng up 24-7 lol
v_ron: Psh, ain't got that far to go
YoungSnip: well ima go gangster soon also
YoungSnip: you get way stronger as gangster rite now
Frostbite: me too
Frostbite: right after FM
v_ron: Make way guyz, here I come.
Mac: Hey snip
Mac: roger revived me
YoungSnip: really ?
* Frostbite nods
YoungSnip: why lol
Frostbite: he did
v_ron: Yeah, I sent him nudes
v_ron: said "Please get mac back"
Mac: ima have to pay roger to see them
v_ron: Hey Snip
Mac: yee,i was just gettin on agg streak too
v_ron: F. I'm trying to tell you something and you're not replying. YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED. Mac never died. There were no nudes. Nub.
Mac: lmao :D
YoungSnip: idc about mac dying
YoungSnip: i just wanted the nudes
Mac: good that can be a punishment
Mac: they act up send them in a pool of water
v_ron: This. Is. Donaldtopia?
Mac: down the hol he goes
YoungSnip: yes donaldtopia
Mac: how is smo missing this
v_ron: he can be the town drunk!
Mac: good we need someone to fuck with
Mac: push him over an shit
YoungSnip: he is actually drunk rite now lol
YoungSnip: we need a strong dick head leader
YoungSnip: so i thinkthat is me
YoungSnip: then we will have the gay slaves
YoungSnip: which is frosty and mac
Frostbite: not me bitch
YoungSnip: and then we will have the foreigners
YoungSnip: smo and vron
YoungSnip: we will make mexmericans
v_ron: lmfao, its good that you want diversity
YoungSnip: yeah dnt want you guys to be singled out
YoungSnip: and thrown out of donaldtopia
v_ron: Aww, thanks for the concern!
YoungSnip: pfft mac ima be slaying bitches
YoungSnip: going back to the romain days
YoungSnip: just gonna random shank bitches
YoungSnip: mostly guys
YoungSnip: so i get all the pussssaaa
Mac: Well,we need horses and chicken and water for the weed
Mac: and bats
YoungSnip: no worries we will make the woman work after sex
Mac: So we can grow some bad ass buds
YoungSnip: be like hoe rub daddies feet or get stabed
Mac: what you think we was gonna do with them after.?
YoungSnip: no worries vron
Mac: what i meant by the fuck vip
YoungSnip: you wont be doing that we gonna have you start up the internet
YoungSnip: i gata get some earns in
v_ron: Alright, I can live with that
Frostbite: Yeah I need aggs and earns
Mac: shit if she does that then ill give her vip treatment all day
* Frostbite nods
YoungSnip: BUT vron i think a HJ is due every hour from you
YoungSnip: also heads up
v_ron: Bitch you crazy
YoungSnip: if you get stronger than me ill shank you in real life
YoungSnip: VRON if were not running threw you like the other girls you gata do something to have babies
v_ron: Damn snip, leadership is getting to your head, and the world hasn't even ended yet
Mac: get your head out your ass bro
YoungSnip: adam didnt give a fuck about eve
v_ron: That's because eve kinda fucked him over with the whole apple thing
Mac: and you want vip treatment
Mac: he got fucked over For a dam apple
v_ron: I don't even like apples that much
YoungSnip: adam didnt give a fuck about that apple
Mac: So could be a taco
v_ron: God sure did
YoungSnip: he was someone smoking weed
v_ron: Wait, snip, isn't that your plan?
YoungSnip: Yeah duh
Mac: Shit son we are doomed
YoungSnip: see me and adam think alike
YoungSnip: rape some bitches and remake donaldtopia
Mac: and you gonna get fucked over alike too,just not a appple
Mac: lolol snip
YoungSnip: i hope warhawk dont get mad
YoungSnip: but we gonna take turns with vron
v_ron: re more concerned about how he feels about it than... ME?
YoungSnip: vron you are helping humans
YoungSnip: you should be privilaged
Mac: you are the future of mankinda
Mac: we can rewright history
YoungSnip: one anal stroke at a time
Mac: ^typo i think
YoungSnip: i mean ahh
v_ron: And maybe we can raise kids that know how to spell
Mac: Lol not cool
YoungSnip: fuck spelling
v_ron: IF I'M REPOPULATING HUMANITY
v_ron: spelling counts.
YoungSnip: we wont have shit to write when theirs nothing left duhhh
YoungSnip: well let me go first vron then you can get picky
Mac: shit son,that means someone is gonna get like sloppy 200's
v_ron: All I'm saying is, I expect vip treatment
Mac: ima find a blonde
YoungSnip: yeah i got you vron ill kiss you a few times before I TAKE THAT SHIT
Mac: fuck Vip treatment
v_ron: What a gentleman. F U MAC
YoungSnip: im serious man. flooding is starting a black girl be like im not getting my hair wet
Mac: i cant stop lmao
Mac: they would too
Mac: and there goes all the blondes
Mac: i just got my nails done i aint going in that
Mac: and the blacks,i jus got my herr did
Mac: fuck you nigga
YoungSnip: blondes are good
YoungSnip: their fake tites will float
Mac: they hope
Mac: need a few to repopulate
YoungSnip: ACTUALLLY MANSWERS SAID
YoungSnip: real HUGE tites float
YoungSnip: and fake oves dont
Mac: where the fuck we gonna find someone with tripple E's
Frostbite: damn snip dont like anybody tonight
Xavi: emo ?
v_ron: Someones on his manperiod
YoungSnip: no had that last week
Warhawk: gotta start coming to meetings bro
CerwinVega: Where was I at
Warhawk: you got your justin beiber undies on?
Warhawk: because thats a rule now too
CerwinVega: I got those
Warhawk: whenever you play MM you gotta have your Biebs undies on
CerwinVega: Mine are even whitey tighties
Warhawk: you and Snip are just some crazy dudes then
CerwinVega: Bieber is da bomb
CerwinVega: I play DDR to his music all the time
Warhawk: thats probably not something you should admit to people
Warhawk: keep that one tucked away just for you champ
Warhawk: im trying to figure out how many man points to take away from you for that one. the handbook only has formulas... fucking math
CerwinVega: I even sleep with a bieber teddy bear
CerwinVega: Sings to me and everything
YoungSnip: this is coming from the guy who we set up a party for and guess who never showed UP!?!?!
Smo: I WAS BRIBED WITH PUSSY
YoungSnip: no excuses
v_ron: Idk snip, that sounds like a pretty good excuse
Smo: i agree v
Smo: she was all like cant you stay here tonight too
Smo: i was all like naw i got a party thrown for me by my boy
Smo: she was like "look at my titties"
Smo: i was like ok hi
CerwinVega: bros before ho's
YoungSnip: and you couldnt leave after them 2 mins ?
v_ron: 2 minutes lol
Smo: and you couldnt leave after them 200 mins ?
Smo: no sorry i couldnt
v_ron: pretty sure you're supposed to call the viagra company if it's been that long
Smo: psht nah thats when you just jackhammer it