Iron: V. can we take advantage of you since warhawk isnt here....not that it mattered if he was..just figured id ask!
v_ron: Hasn't really stopped you guys before, has it?
Iron: hence my statement!
v_ron: I figure I don't need to answer then
Iron: its only fun when they squirm!
v_ron: lmao so you want me to say no?
Iron: thats a start lmao
v_ron: IRON STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT
v_ron: I feel so violated
* Iron jumps for joy!
v_ron: I feel like I did a good deed
Iron: ill try robbing a bank next time...that could work
Frostbite: thats my retirement plan
Frostbite: Go to federal Prison
Frostbite: were you get fed real good
Iron: im game then! me you snip and smo...smo can be the bitch
YoungSnip: ill pass lol
Iron: have you seen that movie point break snip
Iron: thats how we are gonna involve you
Frostbite: thats for when were all poor and have no jobs
Iron: shit im 1/2 way there
YoungSnip: lol i just told smo he got shot
Warhawk: lemme text him and get him real scurred
YoungSnip: do it lol
Warhawk: ROFL he believes us dude
Warhawk: told us to shoot everyone
Warhawk: should we tell him or let him sweat?
Warhawk: we gotta send him fake updates
Warhawk: told him the ones in the city were airofina, mass, and tudor
v_ron: omg I wanna join the fun
Warhawk: because they were the first names i saw
v_ron: what should I text him
Warhawk: that you got killed at 100% to FD again
v_ron: I said "Rip me :( I'm telling you, top job curse"
Warhawk: Snip who should we tell him we shot at?
v_ron: He asked me if he's dead yet
Warhawk: tell him he got offlined
v_ron: I'ma tell him I didn't remake but that I saw you guys say it on here
Warhawk: probably was an MHS
* Warhawk slaps YoungSnip around a bit with a large trout
v_ron: lol this is too funny
v_ron: He said "I wonder who got me. And what's my respect"
v_ron: FEED ME LIES TO TELL HIM
Warhawk: tell him his respect didn't change
v_ron: I'ma say according to you no respect change
v_ron: He's gonna be mad lol
YoungSnip: i told him i got batted and vron died again
v_ron: All he said back was "Interesting"
Warhawk: tell him i Major'd Mass and batted him
Warhawk: thats believable right?
v_ron: Eh, it's mass, whhy not
v_ron: I told em
YoungSnip: he was omg ill be on in 15
Warhawk: hes gonna be pissed
v_ron: Learning from past mistakes, I am saving this conversation.
v_ron: he said "lmao nice" to the mass thing
Warhawk: i told him i got killed
Warhawk: DM was Don't touch my massacred
Warhawk: -30 health
v_ron: Snip you gotta die too, makes it more dramatic
YoungSnip: no no
YoungSnip: ima tank
v_ron: I told him "There goes warhawk :( I don't think I'm remaking"
v_ron: He said he wasn't either until school
v_ron: He's gonna cuss us out
Warhawk: bring it on
Warhawk: make sure to save his hamletesque response
v_ron: Oh I will
Warhawk: what is he doing now snip btw? any idea?
Warhawk: would hate for him to be grocery shopping with his mom or something and he would suddenly get super pissy with her lol
Warhawk: lol he will be on in 5 minutes
Warhawk: oh snap he is online
Warhawk: get ready for the FUUUUUNNNNNNN
YoungSnip: From: VollucciSent: 5/26/2011 11:23:36 AM
YoungSnip: BCC: Euphoria
YoungSnip: fuck you
v_ron: From: Vollucci Sent: 5/26/2011 11:23:36 AM
v_ron: fuck you
YoungSnip: LMAO LMAO
Warhawk: epic win
v_ron: So worth it.
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YoungSnip: why the bad mouth SMO
Smo: i hate you
v_ron: Sorry, my sister took my phone
YoungSnip: what i do ?
Smo: Earns / 24h (1 min):
Smo: just be glad i looked at my hp first thing before i travelled
Smo: i hate all of you
Warhawk: we win
Smo: i couldnt even enjoy my subway you assholes
YoungSnip: So how much they hit you for ?
v_ron: Soon, you're gonna look back and laugh about it
Smo: donald im coming over
YoungSnip: okay bro
v_ron: He;s gonna go punch you for starting this
Warhawk: he meD
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YoungSnip: not my puppy
* Mac pinches hawks butt
v_ron: Bitch I will cut you!
Frostbite: haha I knew that was coming
Mac: mah bad
* Mac pinches V-rons butt
Warhawk: Dag mac get your damn hands off my woman before i kill you
* Warhawk points his shotgun at Mac's fce
Warhawk: face even
v_ron: things just got hawt up in hur
Frostbite: warhawk can you put me under you now im ready for promo
v_ron: Stop. Hitting. On. My. Man.
v_ron: Frosty likes it when you stalk him
Frostbite: Yes I do
Warhawk: he picked my pocket and did the reach around wife
Warhawk: full on palmed it
v_ron: HEY. That's mine.
* Warhawk nods
Frostbite: he said he like mine better than yours
Warhawk: i loves the taco
Warhawk: end of story
Warhawk: your argument is irrelevant
v_ron: I am flabbergasted
Frostbite: yeah my hand made taco
v_ron: I DON'T NEED THE FILTHY DETAILS OF YOUR HAND RAPE FROSTY
Mac: O shit son
Mac: im shakin in mah boots
Frostbite: you should be son
Warhawk: you made him shit hisself
Warhawk: i can smell it from here
Mac: yea man,its running down my leg now :(
v_ron: see I can't even type, that's how gross it is.
Frostbite: damn im that good to make you shit all that
Mac: guess so,im still in shock
Mac: its warm too
v_ron: you people are nasty.
Frostbite: I hacked hooker earlier
Frostbite: they only had 11k
Frostbite: not a good hooker I guess
Warhawk: So i figured out why im getting preferital treatment at work
The_Poet: coz your specialll
v_ron: Because you're cute?
Warhawk: well my manager has a crush on me
v_ron: So I was right :D
Warhawk: thing is.... my manager is a dude
v_ron: Oh... My...
The_Poet: oh dear...
Warhawk: i was like wtf....
v_ron: Sometimes we have to do things we don't want to do to get far, okay?
Warhawk: you stop that talk wife
Warhawk: bad wife
v_ron: A wink never hurt anyone!
Warhawk: IT WOULD HURT ME DAMN IT
v_ron: FINE stick to your guns and don't take one for the team
v_ron: I don't like sharing anyway. Hmph.
Warhawk: prefered treatment without doing that shit
Bugsy: did the guy actually hit on you hawk?
Warhawk: you want to know how i found out? He said to one of the other trainees that it is a shame that Phil is straight or it would be lights out
Warhawk: i was like WTF!!!!!!!
Bugsy: Deliverance all over again!!!
* Bugsy shudders
Warhawk: the chick told me and lol'd about it all day
v_ron: I told you everyone loved you
Warhawk: its disturbing
Warhawk: but oddly flattering at the same time
v_ron: You should be flattered
Bugsy: idk about that
Warhawk: Bugsy don't be a prude
Warhawk: if a gay dude hit on you you would be like WTF GROSS!!!. but thanks
Bugsy: a guy slipped me his hotel room key once
v_ron: You could have made some money off that
Bugsy: it kinda freaked me out.....I was like "I dont' see any hot blondes around here"...
Bugsy: He looked like SANTA
v_ron: SANTA HAS LOTS OF TOYS
Bugsy: None that I'm interested
v_ron: Ugh, silly guys and your inability to put your masculinity aside for personal gain.
The_Poet: I hate it when gays hit on me
The_Poet: It's sooo wrong
v_ron: They just want to love!
* Bugsy just threw up a little
v_ron: Don't be homophobic!
Bugsy: I'm not....I think lesbianism is beautiful... :d
The_Poet: i'm not a homophobe....just dnt wnt a dude winking at me ;)
v_ron: Most gay guys have very fine tuned gaydars, so I mean, how often do you really have to worry about it
*** IronAngel is now known as IronBDAYDrinking
IronBDAYDrinking: its really the best excuse i have to drink lol
IronBDAYDrinking: any other night im just a drunk!!! lol!
Anonymous asked: Hey can you tell me how to get to 14th and Jefferson? I heard they have a good sale at the ExcitementXXX video down there. Any suggestions?
Warhawk: uh... my laptop just shocked me when i hit the l and the o key
CerwinVega: my fucking ps3 just fried and shut off
Mac: its gonna blow up lol
Warhawk: is this some kind of sick pavlovian training not to lol
Smo: wtf lol
Warhawk: electronics are acting up
CerwinVega: i was in a clan match on socom and it just turned off
Warhawk: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD
CerwinVega: and wont turn back on
Warhawk: you must have gotten a female PS3
Xavi: just america
Xavi: not the end of the world :p
Smo: fyi judgement day is saturday
Xavi: onyl according to soem nut case
Xavi: who also said 1994 the world was oomed
Mac: im going to see my boy in the hospital saturday
CerwinVega: dont worry
CerwinVega: we will all riot tomorrow
Warhawk: apparently we are all gonna suffer for 5 months too
Warhawk: since there is no way any of us are going to heaven
v_ron: Bring it on bitch
Smo: sup sup
Warhawk: you missed us making the 100th post to the epic convo site
Warhawk: he was getting his dick wet
Warhawk: leave him alone wife
CerwinVega: in the bubble bath
Smo: true story, actually i was making out with a dummy at cpr training
Warhawk: PonyBoy is gonna be a lifeguard so he can show off the gold
CerwinVega: oh so you were in a giant bubble pool
Mac: lige guardin again?
Warhawk: i mean wut
Warhawk: did you pass at least?
Mac: ofc he did,he had help after class prob
Mac: or the teacher needed his help
Smo: yeah with my sexy 50 year old fatass instructer
Mac: porb cob webs down there
v_ron: If that's what gets you off
Warhawk: Smo likes to suck and watch the dust come out
* Mac gags
Warhawk: your welcome for that mental image
Mac: she gets wet lookin at smo an the cpr doll
Warhawk: not the doll... the instructor
Smo: especially the infant doll ;)
Mac: thats just wrong
Warhawk: damn Micheal
v_ron: That's borderline illegal
Mac: have to agree
Smo: its not illegal cuz shes not a real girl! lolz
v_ron: At least it's a female infant
Mac: not trying to be like a priest
Happy 100th post!
Warhawk: Laughing my butt off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco.
CerwinVega: whats with the taco jokes i wasnt here for it
Warhawk: i never showed you the nude V_ron sent me?
CerwinVega: oh boy
CerwinVega: no u didnt
Warhawk: and you know she is mexican?
Warhawk: thats my taco
Warhawk: ta da thats the joke
Iron: Cerwin...if i took a shit on ur chest and blamed it on Lurch, would you believe me
CerwinVega: i wouldnt let you shit on my chest
Iron: thats the beauty of it...it would be lurch not me!
Anonymous asked: Can i has Taco?
Smo: wewt wewt if i didnt love you warhawk id whack you
* Bugsy is impressed with Hawks flip.... : o
Warhawk: rofl oh the power of love
Warhawk: stops bullets
Warhawk: should fuck her in the parking lot then pull out and run over and jizz on your ex's windshield
IronAngel: nah, im having more fun my way
IronAngel: and they just hired a new girl too!
IronAngel: im like a kid in a candy shop! i dont know which one to stick it to first!
Warhawk: mix and match?
IronAngel: yeah maybe. i htink im gonna screw the 19yo first and work my way up the age bracket rofl
Smo: thats my man!
Warhawk: sounds like a good plan to me :D
VanillaD: v_rom. if you were trapped in a locked car with nothing but a hammer. what would you do?
v_ron: unlock the door?
Frostbite: depends on whos car it it lol
VanillaD: lol good job v. :p
VanillaD: what if its smo's car?
v_ron: The tires are probably slashed
v_ron: so while I would have said ":steal it"
v_ron: that's not gonna get me far
Frostbite: yeah so might as well smash the windows
VanillaD: and the dash board and the mirrors.
v_ron: and the radio
VanillaD: and the steering wheel
VanillaD: and the speedometer
Frostbite: then turn the hammer around and tear the seast up
v_ron: sounds good to me
VanillaD: and then continue to crawl out the window. lol
Frostbite: yep lol
Smo: my tires slashed? ass
VanillaD: lol only cares about the tires
VanillaD: v is like a beta fish with a mirror outside its fish bowl. uncontrollable.
v_ron: can't be tamed?
VanillaD: picture yourself in a giant glass box trying to uncontrollably attack your reflection
v_ron: Well thanks for calling me stupid, dang
VanillaD: your not stupid if you can figure out the reflection is outside the glass box. lol
VanillaD: at that point. you are smarter than the average beta fish
Smo: true story rofl
v_ron: I've never found myself in glass box, so I mean... I'll let you know how it goes when God decides to do that to me
VanillaD: lol you never know what god or smo has up their sleeves.
v_ron: SMO you try to put me in a glass box, I might flip
Smo: i was already planning
Smo: i mean what?
VanillaD: i wouldnt mind being trapped outside ofthe glass box
VanillaD: that'd be like a bad brain teaser though
v_ron: why would one want that
VanillaD: lol. being trapped out of the glass box would be the equivalence of being trapped inside a locked car. :/
v_ron: but when you position yourself to think "I'm trapped outside a glassbox"
v_ron: you're still in the mindset that you're "trapped"
Smo: what if you were trapped inside a glass box.. but trapped outside of a smaller glass box which had someone else trapped inside of it
v_ron: Would you be grateful?
v_ron: wait wait wait, I need sizes here, how big is this box, and how big is the box the person is in? and how big is this person
Smo: the big box is 10x10 the small one is 5x5 feet
Smo: with a 6 foot person inside
v_ron: DAMN IT. I was gonna throw the small box at the big box, breaking it, cutting me, but releasing me nonetheless
VanillaD: lawl. just got home.
VanillaD: people looking at me funny while im driving cause im roflmao'in at nothing
VanillaD: reading while i was drivin
v_ron: even more dangerous then trying to throw a 6 ft man
Lurch: i'd be like charlie sheen
Lurch: and wake up with my balls glued to my leg
VanillaD: would be epic
VanillaD: or a toy car super glued to your penis
Lurch: and i have the feeling
Lurch: im about to die
VanillaD: are your loins tingling?
VanillaD: then you'll be fine
VanillaD: its all in the loins. :0
v_ron: come at be bruh
Obvious: i said that twice at work this weekend
Obvious: Come at me bro
v_ron: It's the perfect line, really
Obvious: the first time was to a girl
Obvious: and she was like
v_ron: perfect troll conversation right thur
Manifest: what if a girl said "come at me bro" as you blew your load?
Manifest: That'd be weird.
Lurch: i'd be wondering how she was able to talk
Lurch: when im blowing my load in her mouth
Manifest: I'd rather blow on her face.
Warhawk: mad skillz yo
v_ron: you wouldn't have to blow it in her mouth
v_ron: just... at her.
llamoH: it's my last name dick
YoungSnip: i do have a dick
YoungSnip: i thibk
Warhawk: she fits right in!
llamoH: and i have a vagina
v_ron: I told you!
Warhawk: he ain't seen it in years
v_ron: Vaginas get you far here
Obvious: pics or its lies
Warhawk: his girlfran has it in her purse
Legendary: vaginas do go for
Legendary: i have one and it got me boss
YoungSnip: atleast a girl is touching my dick WARHAWK
Manifest: don't need a vag to suck dick Legendary
Obvious: WUT IS EIFFEL TOWER?
Obvious: WUT IS EIFFEL TOWER?
Obvious: WUT IS EIFFEL TOWER?
IronBar: me a girl and you on the other side!~
Frostbite: its a building fool
Bugsy: it's in France
*** Iron is now known as IronBar
IronBar: ill be back ;)
Frostbite: whos apartment can I burn down
v_ron: Not mine, you can't even get in ;)
v_ron: I MEAN
v_ron: sorry frosty
Lurch: mine got torched earlier :(
Frostbite: hey bro
Manifest: are we talking about apartments or vags?
Iron: does it matter!?
Iron: they are one in the same!
Warhawk: damn right frosty can't get in there
Warhawk: my taco
Manifest: if you can get in one, you can get in the other
Iron: as long as obvious' taco is mine i dont care!
llamoH: Hey lurch...asshole...build my flat
v_ron: Damn, she's got it, I think.
Manifest: is this the friend?
Manifest: First line has asshole in it.
Manifest: I appreciate.
Lurch: FUCKING AWESOME
Lurch: got called a asshole in her first sentence
* Lurch flexes
Iron: what exactly are you flexing?! ur skin and bones!
Iron: v ur friend sucks at irc
v_ron: You suck at being nice
Obvious: hopefully thats not the only thing she sucks
Obvious: i mean...
Manifest: V_ron's nips?
Iron: or!!!! you can text me like snip and smo were doing last night while they spooned
Obvious: you sure all they did was spoon?
v_ron: tighty whitey's were off.
v_ron: I heard anyway
Iron: its doubtful thats all they did...but who knows!
Obvious: the suspense!
Iron: butthole all puckered up!
v_ron: um what?
Iron: bc of the suspense duh...not like im working it out or anything!
YoungSnip: who tryin to sext tonight
IronAngel: can it not be me?! we did that last night
Warhawk: i guess its my turn then
Manifest: GF left yesterday, I'm in withdrawel.
Obvious: do you know what is hard IronAngel?
IronAngel: I can probably guess the tacos we are buying?
IronAngel: Fire Sauce!!! ftw. and burning assholes in the morning!
Lurch: the burning assholes is from something else yo
YoungSnip: best pick up line every
YoungSnip: Asl ?
v_ron: omg I miss asl days
v_ron: actually I don't,,,
v_ron: But I remember them well.
Lurch: female brah
Lurch: he has teh mangina
IronAngel: sarcasim nig!
IronAngel: funny how you bring up 11yo and Lurch starts talking again
IronAngel: yeah bc you can really tell if a girl is hot by how she types!
YoungSnip: i can
YoungSnip: cause if its a fat chick
YoungSnip: she types like this
YoungSnip: fat fingers hit alot of keys
IronAngel: that onlly works for fat girls!
Warhawk: fat fuck Smo
IronAngel: yup legend is a fat girl
YoungSnip: well smo is a thick girl we still accept em
Iron: aww some homo voted hate
Iron: probably legs
Legendary: nope i voted love
Legendary: big manly homo love
v_ron: So that makes iron the woman of that relationship?
Legendary: yeah what you think this is? damn
v_ron: Well, since you're usually the woman, I was confused, damn!
Iron: hes still the woman, notice how much he bitches
v_ron: And Lurchy woulnd't bat me, because, you know, that would ruin my flannel
Lurch: well duh
Lurch: cbf messing with that there sexeh flannel
Frostbite: He would just take it off first
v_ron: that's rape
* Frostbite nods
v_ron: I don't think rape pro's me
Frostbite: No but the batting afterward would
Frostbite: Just saying
v_ron: that's over kill man
LG: i like balls best
LG: vagina is like 3rd
LG: its balls
LG: then penis
LG: then vagina
Llamoh: would you rather have balls in your vagina over a penis...because i don't understand how that is pleasurable
Anonymous asked: What's your ign?
Lurch: close your legs
v_ron: bitch I will slap you
Bugsy: wait!.... did someone mention a Vagina?
v_ron: Not a vagina
Smo: -1 for being late :P
v_ron: vaginas in general
Warhawk: -6 for being late to a vagina conversation
* Bugsy loves vagina.... but her butt cannot be bigger than mine
Bugsy: there is a rule
Warhawk: Bugsy doesn't like donks
Warhawk: or he has a really fat ass
v_ron: But, our theme song.,,,
Warhawk: BIG BOOTY BITCHES
v_ron: gtfo. Everyone likes butts
Bugsy: oh....I'm an Assman for sure!
LG: i dont like butts
Bugsy: just not bigger than mine
Smo: Im all for the tatas
Smo: theres just something about motorboating that i love
Warhawk: im sorry bugsy but you get a punch on your Man card for that one
Bugsy: tatas gooood...... tight Ass rules!
v_ron: are we talking , cheeks as a whole
Warhawk: motorboating ftw!
Warhawk: everyone already saw what im dealing with >.>
Bugsy: V.... place your thumbs together....
Bugsy: and spread your hands wide....
Bugsy: no butts bigger than that
v_ron: cushion for the pushin dude!
Lurch: i love me a nice ass
v_ron: also my hands are small
v_ron: but I don't look at guys and think "Is that ass what I want?" It's like a bonus
Smo: I got a donk
Smo: Just sayin
Lurch: i have no ass
Warhawk: its all golden too
v_ron: Why. Do. You. Know.
Warhawk: it was before we were married wife.... we went through a phase
LG: i think they're having an affair v_ron
Bugsy: tight ass = tight body
v_ron: Man love is not a phase
v_ron: Bugsy, that's a lie
v_ron: lie lie lie
Warhawk: what we have is a Bromance
Warhawk: like if we were Mormans he would be my 2nd wife
Bugsy: dang....tight ass = tight TaTas
v_ron: I accept your relationship with Smo, only because it entertains me
Warhawk: can we convert wifey?
v_ron: So we're polygamist now?
Bugsy: that would rule!
Bugsy: oh wait.
Warhawk: no only the husband is allowed to take on more wives
Bugsy: uh..... are they silent wifeys?
Warhawk: i really do think thats a rule
v_ron: It is
Lurch: SILENT WIFEYS FTW
v_ron: they find slutty wives a sin
Bugsy: WOOOOO HOOO!
v_ron: I watch the show sister wives, what of it?
Bugsy: Slutty is not AAAALLLL bad!
Lurch: its only bad
Lurch: if they are a slut
Warhawk: so weren't we talking about our favorite assests on women?
Warhawk: stop chaning the topic
* Bugsy believes Naughty is GOOD
Warhawk: Bugsy is a tight ass man
Warhawk: Smo and i Are Titsmen
Warhawk: Lurch loves him some ass
Bugsy: hell yes! Hawk!
Lurch: i like bubble butts
v_ron: I like a penis on my woman.
Lurch: but i love the tits too
v_ron: I mean....
Lurch: I like proportional
Lurch: i like my cake and eat it too
Warhawk: Wife likes Chicks with Dicks
v_ron: I like men
Bugsy: I like a penis on my woman.
v_ron: men are great
Lurch: LOOK UP MIAMI GODDESS
Lurch: ask and you shall recieve
Warhawk: we still need to hear from Frosty and Cerwin
v_ron: I WANT MEN.
Warhawk: THAT BETTER NOT BE PLURAL
* Bugsy does not like a penis on my woman
Bugsy: even a strap on ...on the woman would be creepy
v_ron: How about at work today gay guy over there, apart from telling me to buy a house, and slut myself up, he was like "Oh, and get on birth control gurl, make sure your men pull out"
Warhawk: yeah quite right
Warhawk: he is just full of solid life advice isn't he
v_ron: I was like "Yeah, I'll make sure to tell the thousands of men I'm sleeping with to pull out because you said so"
Warhawk: i prefer the Plunge and Pray Method
v_ron: F that
v_ron: I'm not having a baby
Warhawk: thats what the prayer is for wife
* Bugsy had a V ....no more babies!
* Bugsy promises safe sex
v_ron: Jesus is gonna be like "Bitch, you got yourself into this"
Warhawk: Jesus is a lousy douchey, drunk, who was high all the time
Warhawk: didn't you learn anything from what smo and i said?
Smo: I prefer the method of using XS condoms with a rubber band so they dont fall off my small wewe
v_ron: Hubby, I'm not trying to go to hell
Bugsy: LOL! SMO!
v_ron: I don't have a penis, but putting a rubber band on one sounds painful even to me
Warhawk: so pulling out while having premarital sex will make you not go to hell?
Bugsy: you must be caucasion!
v_ron: I would snap someones rubber band if they used it
Smo: sure am!
Warhawk: hes golden
Warhawk: like a mexican
Smo: and thats what id twist off yo nips V
v_ron: I'd snap you again fool
* Bugsy is hung..... Like A White Guy
Lurch: so pulling out while having premarital sex will make you not go to hell?
Lurch: you must be caucasion!
Lurch: is that true? :O
v_ron: You know it's an actual sin to have sex while on mensies?
Lurch: oh snap
v_ron: Bible says "Don't fuck a bitch while she's bleeding"
v_ron: true story
Bugsy: "red Week"
Warhawk: wow... im going to hell
Warhawk: i mean what?
v_ron: Also, in case you didn't know
Lurch: damnit, i knew i was hell bount
v_ron: When having sex on your period, if you're actually into it, you will not bleed during
v_ron: but afterwords it will be a fucking red waterfall
Bugsy: so not true
Lurch: i dont like having sex when bitch is on the rag
Lurch: too dry
Lurch: and i raw dog
Bugsy: if you must....do it in the shower
Warhawk: so kinda weird... but apparently chicks say its better to do it then
Warhawk: plus she can't get prego
v_ron: Yeah it is
Warhawk: WIN WIN
v_ron: it relieves cramps
Warhawk: experience wife?
v_ron: and girls are always horny on their period
Warhawk: I HOPE EVERYONE IS TAKING NOTES
v_ron: I'm just trying to help you guys out
Warhawk: psht im married to the teacher so im good
Smo: my step-big in my frat, he and his gf were drunk and he ate her out, well in the morning he woke up right, and looked at his sheets and there was blood everywhere, then he looked in the mirror at his face, and there was blood all over his face... she was so drunk she didn't realize she started her period.. he was so drunk he didnt realize he started her period..
* Warhawk throws up in his mouth a little bit
Bugsy: not gggggggggggggggggggggoooooooooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddd
Smo: it was awesome rofl
LG: omg why would you tell us tht
v_ron: Smo: it was awesome rofl
v_ron: THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY?!
Bugsy: I have a recomendation.....
Smo: thats my same big who also pissed all over the same girl while they were sleeping/spooning on his 21st
Bugsy: saw an Awesome lesson on how to lick pussy on HBO...Real Sex
Bugsy: IT WORKS
v_ron: what the hell
Bugsy: OH, Hell To The Yes
v_ron: this just reached a new level of epic, and I hope you all know, it's being saved
Bugsy: I'm proud of my tongue....it's all I got
Warhawk: way to admit that you only have a tongue
Smo: i love goin down on girls i wont lie
v_ron: I really hope that's not ALL you've got
Lurch: once again an epic convo
Lurch: i hardly had part of
v_ron: Talk Lurch, talk, I'm still saving it!
Bugsy: Shit Hawk....the Tongue is only used for round 2~3~4....
Warhawk: Ugh ever used a condom that was too small? Hurts like a bitch getting it off
v_ron: That's never happened to me before
Bugsy: 1 and 5 is the Bomber!
Warhawk: you lick afterwards?
v_ron: If you're going 5 times in a row, you have to be tired
Warhawk: its not that hard wifey
Lurch: All i do is find that one spot
Bugsy: naw....5 is for the Lady V...
Lurch: they dont want me to get
Warhawk: wanna give it a go?
Smo: yeah warhawk i have
Lurch: and pursue with everything
Smo: shit snaps off
v_ron: F that, for me it is
Warhawk: yeah its a bitch and you get that ring around your shit that won't go away
Smo: we blew up frostys net
Smo: yep lol
Bugsy: Nothing better then throwing a gal into Multiple O's
Mac: so what i miss.?
v_ron: Once I'm done, I'm done, you get the hell off me. I'm going to sleep
Warhawk: thats why i don't use magnums anymore
Bugsy: just ONE V???
Mac: Haha v-ron you sound like a guy
v_ron: no not just one
v_ron: when I tell you I am finished, you get off me.
Warhawk: well as long as you get yours right wife?
v_ron: I'm selfish in bed, I'll admit it
Lurch: i'll be damned
Lurch: if i dont bust my nut
Bugsy: nothing wrong with that!
Lurch: and when i do
Lurch: you either wear it or swallow it
Warhawk: wait...wait... yeah if i don't get mine its going all over your face
v_ron: Who says I don't satisfy?
Warhawk: i would never say that...ever
Lurch: I never said you didnt either
Lurch: but if you finish
Lurch: before the guy
Lurch: and you're done
v_ron: Okay, no you're right
Bugsy: The best woman sex partner is one that know how to please herself... ;)
v_ron: I'll let him finish, but bitch gonna get off me when he's done
Lurch: that sounds better :D
Bugsy: think of oreos as a beautiful woman....
Bugsy: do you want to separate her in a special way...
Bugsy: or just get her "double stuffed" already???
Mac: Yo smo's mom mean buis
Mac: be warned
Obvious: i talked to her on the phone tons
Warhawk: i heard she is a G
Obvious: we had this phone sex thing going on
Obvious: but then.. he got a lil upset
Legendary: i didnt know you were in to BBW obvious
Obvious: Everyone deserves a lil bit of my lovin
Mac: i would have to agree
Mac: makes you a btter player
Obvious: dont come to cincinnati
Obvious: cause ill fuk ur shit up
Obvious: WITH LOVE
Mac: oh so gay
Obvious: u jelly?
YoungSnip: Sounds like a date
Legendary: dont come to youngstown
Legendary: ill fuck your shit up with my penis
Legendary: i mean what?
Warhawk: just ask his mom
Warhawk: i mean wut?
YoungSnip: With his little smokey
Warhawk: FUCK YOU SMO
Warhawk: The green Energy drink just blew up in my face
Warhawk: that was your choice
Frostbite: Good thing I was on the shitter
YoungSnip: best thing to do is drink 40's and watch porn on sundays
Angst: best thing to do is to drink 40's naked
Angst: while watching porn
v_ron: I think the naked was implied
Angst: cause he could mean watching porn with his family
v_ron: Personally, my family refrains from communitve porn watching
YoungSnip: we dont do that any more
v_ron: Any more?
Angst: my family legally cant after that statewide riot we caused
v_ron: wtf kind of porn were you watching
YoungSnip: some new law they passed
YoungSnip: angst we tried it at the pool
YoungSnip: the life guards thought it was a sex party
Angst: the police thought it was woodstock
YoungSnip: well they thought we were releasing whales into the pool
YoungSnip: peta got involed smos mom got areested bad day
Angst: thwe had bigfoot enthusiasts at ours cause of aunt gladys
Warhawk: Poor Smos mom. strike 4 for her right?
Smo: i still havent gotten to visit
Smo: they wouldnt even let me call her today :(
YoungSnip: his mom has a whole state of strikes
YoungSnip: they tired to set her free back in the sea
YoungSnip: but she couldnt swim
YoungSnip: one of them land whales i guess
Angst: quit being a girl and man up
Warhawk: I AM A MAN
Angst: like creature?
Angst: so a woman
Angst: got it
Warhawk: dah fuck....
Warhawk: i got a penis!
Angst: either your a man
Angst: or woman
Angst: hermaphrodite then
Warhawk: you frustrate me
Warhawk: damn ginger
Warhawk: no soul
Angst: bottom of the online list
Obvious: I LIKE YOU ON BOTTOM
Angst: i like being on bottom
Angst: as long as your on top
YoungSnip: dont join jeals family hes a abusive leader
v_ron: Did he hit you Snip?
Jeal: I shot no one
Jeal: Had no reason to
Jeal: except Candenza XD
YoungSnip: lies he use to beat me all the tme
Obvious: I witnessed it
Obvious: it was with a whip
Smo: I saw the bruises
v_ron: Snip, don't lie, you liked it
YoungSnip: dnt tell em
Obvious: Jeal, he likes it a lot if you tie him up too
v_ron: Obvious knows from previous encounters
Smo: ill fight you friday
YoungSnip: pfft and get knocked out son
Warhawk: there would be 3 hits in a fight between Smo and Snip
Warhawk: 1.) Smo hitting Snip
Warhawk: 2.) Snip hitting the ground
Warhawk: 3.) Me and Smo hitting up the hibachi
YoungSnip: Warhawk sucking smo's dick i see
Smo: thats mother fuckin right
Obvious: 1. smo hitting snip
Obvious: 2. Snip laughing
YoungSnip: Smowill be drunk before even seeing me
YoungSnip: so their wont be much of a fight
Obvious: Smo always drunk