May 2011
64 posts
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v_ron: You guyz, I had a thought.
Smo: ?
v_ron: WHAT IF, we were all spies for someone else, right, and we're all in here all buddy buddy, and then BAM we all turn on each other
Frostbite: lol
Smo: wow
Smo: way to out me
v_ron: Oh, sorry
Obvious: Forrealz
Obvious: story of my life
v_ron: So we all actually hate each other, right?
YoungSnip: ahh fuck smo she got us
* Frostbite runs
YoungSnip: i been wanting frosty dead for years
Frostbite: lmao
Obvious: yeah v_ron
v_ron: Yeah, but we all knew that
CerwinVega: dont worry young dont know ima go swat and offline him
Frostbite: well now he does damn
v_ron: Hey, that was my plan :o
YoungSnip: kk
YoungSnip: your fired
CerwinVega: im reporting to internal affairs
v_ron: SMO FIRE HIM
v_ron: by him I mean Snip
Smo: what you all did know is Ive been Ea all along
YoungSnip: pfft vron me and warhawk been against you for awhile
Smo: didnt*
YoungSnip: why you thik you always die first
v_ron: Oh, but what you didn't know is I got my army of people that look like nubs
v_ron: but really
v_ron: they gonna get you
Smo: well if they all tank like mass i think im good
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YoungSnip: shit someone has to get rich out of us and get a mansion
YoungSnip: andwe can all have a mm room haha
Frostbite: hahaha
v_ron: what is that, like 10 laptops in a room?
Frostbite: You have granted the warrant
CerwinVega: you need to go the the fun and game forums and thats #1 for how do you know if your an mm addict
v_ron: painted mm blue
Frostbite: with the big MM painted on the wall
YoungSnip: haha would be sweet and i dnt want a labby
YoungSnip: cause we would be pwning bitches and BAM labby shuts down like wars lol
Frostbite: no me either
v_ron: lmao, We'd all be sitting in the room, instead of talking out loud, we all get on irc
Frostbite: rotflmfao
Smo: lmao
YoungSnip: hahaha
YoungSnip: smo does that when hes here fag
v_ron: hahahahaha living the big life early
YoungSnip: oyeah
YoungSnip: we get naked and do earns in silence
Obvious: ya!
v_ron: Sounds lovely
Smo: we can't do that, obvious would distract me too much and id miss my earns
v_ron: Duh, that's the plan, we're all against you, remember?
Smo: well looks like i should start my rampage now
Obvious: yeah, smo and i couldnt be able to earn at all
v_ron: You guys can have your own room
Smo: yeah!
YoungSnip: oyeah
Smo: thats predjudice
Smo: i hope im the rich one cuz ill put v in her own room on the other side of the mansion
v_ron: I'm trying to get you some privacy! dang
v_ron: Good
YoungSnip: haha
v_ron: I get my own wing, oh no, whatever will I do.
YoungSnip: with a elevator that goes to her room that we can turn off lol
v_ron: As long as I'm not play maid for all you
Obvious: Smo and i get the master bedroom
CerwinVega: i get my own guest house
v_ron: Lmao I like the way you think
CerwinVega: we could have paintball wars across the house too
Obvious: naked
Smo: ouch
CerwinVega: with zip lines
v_ron: omg yes to the zip lines
v_ron: this isn't going to be a house, it's gonna be a fucking amusment park
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Warhawk: just got kicked out of the chinese buffet
Lurch: what for?
Warhawk: Meowing whenever my friend started spooning into the honey chicken
Smo: lmfao
Warhawk: apparently they don't like that
Warhawk: and my fortune says "if you are unhappy, get a cat"
Warhawk: wtf kinda fortune is that?
Smo: lmao one that is telling you to get a cat
Warhawk: i did get some cat while i was there.
Warhawk: was delicious
v_ron: That's awful
Warhawk: ling-ling didn't think it was funny wife
Warhawk: she said "you leave now. that not nice that not nice
v_ron: Oh, I thought ling ling was a man
Warhawk: nah
Warhawk: ming-ming was the man
v_ron: Ming Ming is a duckling.
Warhawk: well then his parents have a sick sense of humor
v_ron: hahahahaha
Smo: hibachi places love me
Smo: cuz i just pack away their food and theyre like omg you like?
Smo: come back soon
Warhawk: yeah i like the hibachi places because when its your birthday they throw some sherbet on a pineapple and i pack it and all their food away
Warhawk: Hibachi food should be its own food group
Warhawk: eat 4 helpings a day
April 2011
45 posts
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Frostbite: IA frame, because guess who didn`t have 911 again! :D
Frostbite: lol
v_ron: Dang, your fast Frosty lol
CerwinVega: lol
Warhawk: UNACCEPTABLE FROSTY!!!!!
Warhawk: fire his ass Snip
v_ron: Hey hubby, I closed that case.
Frostbite: I got to get my cases
v_ron: Frost isn't even pd.
Warhawk: FIRE HIS ASS SCJ
CerwinVega: hes SCJ
Warhawk: FIRE YOURSELF FROSTY!
Frostbite: Im SCJ
v_ron: lmao
Frostbite: and NO
CerwinVega: lol
Warhawk: :Þ
Smo: lmao
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YoungSnip: i hate working in the am on weekends
v_ron: SAME HERE
YoungSnip: but every saturday BAM 11 am shift
v_ron: fucking people and their fucking brunch
YoungSnip: sundays always change but not saturday
YoungSnip: VROn dnt complain people got there welfare checks today
YoungSnip: and 80% of the city is black
YoungSnip: think about it
YoungSnip: at 2pm when they wake up its on
v_ron: lmao
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Legendary: Personally, I like my campaign policy.
Lurch: post it
Lurch: i r in jail
v_ron: omg I love it
v_ron: I'm voting for you
Zamco: me to!
Legendary shakes Zamco's hand
Legendary starts kissing babies
Legendary: Im ready for this
v_ron: You know, it does sound like you're gonna kill everyone in the city though
Legendary: rofl i probably should've said conviction wipe
v_ron: lol, might have been a good idea
v_ron: maybe no one will notice
v_ron: they'll focus on the coochi
Zamco: yeah thats what i fouces on
v_ron: omg me too
Zamco: focused *
Legendary: I figured that'd get me the win
Legendary: Thanks v_ron for "helping" my voters
v_ron: Sex sells. How'd you think I got all those dna done,
v_ron: No problem
v_ron: Don't tell my hubby
Legendary: lol
Legendary: my lips are sealed
v_ron: Oh you're def getting a vote now
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Obvious: i guess youporn brought me down too :(
Obvious: NOT THAT I WATCH THAT NASTY STUFF
v_ron: Do you just listen?
Smo: He reads the ads
v_ron: Dudem even the adds are gross on stuff like that
Obvious: :(
Smo: and how would you know??
v_ron: Because I run one, duh
Obvious: :O
v_ron: Oh, you didn't know?
Smo: nope!
v_ron: It's the best
Smo: which is yours
v_ron: noodzofmmplayers.com
Obvious: :O
v_ron: I thought everyone knew!
Obvious: OMG IS SMO ON IT?
v_ron: Um, YES
v_ron: I got the noodz from you, remember?!
Smo: whyd you leak those noodz BF!?
Obvious: I was drunk
Obvious: and i wanted everyone to know what they couldnt have
v_ron: Well it's the homepage now
Obvious: YoungSnip and Smo make nude videos a lot v_ron
Obvious: should upload some of those
v_ron: Are you kidding, they have a whole tab
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Warhawk: according to manswers geeky chicks are the best in bed
Warhawk: proven fact
Warhawk: thank you google
v_ron: Duh
Warhawk:
SirSwish: But they ain't gonna be hot
Warhawk: they can be....
*** v_ron has kicked SirSwish from #Manchester [Kaythanksbye!]
Warhawk: he must have never seen the zelda chicks
v_ron: Best friend my ass
Warhawk: i know Smo remembers
Smo: OH
Smo: MY
* Warhawk slaps Smo around a bit with a large trout
Smo: FUCKING
Smo: GOD
Smo: ZELDA CHICKS
Smo: WHERE ARE THEY
Warhawk: DIBS ON THE RED!!!!!
Smo: FUCK OFF BRO THAT ONES MINE
Warhawk: http://images.mmosite.com/photo/2010/02/23/top10hottestc02.jpg
Warhawk: RED
Warhawk: RED
Warhawk: RED
Warhawk: RED
Lock: on a side note
Lock: Zelda... what a game
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Ackerly: who killed ya v_ron
YoungSnip: i did
YoungSnip: she was mouthing off
Smo: lol
Ackerly: lol
v_ron: Snip is abusive sometimes
YoungSnip: i am
YoungSnip: i love to beat my woman
Swan: Rude.
v_ron: Right?
Ackerly: thats not nice at all
v_ron: But i'm ascared to leave because he might kill me... again
YoungSnip: yeah you better be scared miss
v_ron: Yessir!
YoungSnip:
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*** Mass (~Temptatio@Jaundies-D981E5BC.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined #Manchester
Mass: Buying GKT pm me
v_ron: Shut up we're mourning
Warhawk: ^^^
Mass: ??
Mass: Didn't know you was on lol
v_ron: WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING
Lurch: ^what she said
Mass: =[
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v_ron: I didn't know it was so hard to believe I was a girl
v_ron: dang
v_ron: thanks a lot
v_ron: I'ma go suicide, brb
Smo: how can you come back if you suicide?
SirSwish: Just half a suicide
Lock: If your gunna suicide, at least do it properly
v_ron: You all suck
Lock: I suck da big one
v_ron: Smo's?
SirSwish: :o
Lock: nah that's a little one
Lock: been there, done that
Lock: got the cumshot.
Smo: lmfao
Warhawk: ROFL
v_ron: hahhahaha
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Zamco: ewww
Zamco:
v_ron: You shouldn't ewww at the dead
Zamco: again
v_ron: I know right?
Zamco: unlucky
v_ron: Very, I must be cursed
v_ron: every time I get ready to take top job promo BAM I die
v_ron: Oh, and so it's clear to everyone. I'M A FREAKING GIRL, kaythanks
Zamco: haha
Zamco: you lie!
v_ron: Psh I would never lie about having a vagina
Zamco: haha
Zamco: liar!
v_ron: How would you know!?!
Zamco: im a genius
v_ron: :o
v_ron: Fine, you discovered me. All you people I'm friends with on Facebook, it's a lie, I stole those pictures and all those friends from some random girl I found on google
Zamco: i knew it!
v_ron: Thanks for blowing my cover]
Zamco: you SIR are welcome
v_ron: now excuse me while I do manly things, like...
v_ron: ....
v_ron: what do men do?
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v_ron: I hate not having solo, makes me feel useless
Obvious: you still got a vag, you useful
v_ron: Thank you Obvious
Obvious:
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YoungSnip: vron made me want taco bell :'(
v_ron: SNIP I will make you a taco
YoungSnip: OMG OMG OMG
YoungSnip: mhhmmmhhhm
v_ron: Dude, I had one for lunch, I'm not joking. And I don't mean the taco warhawk likes
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YoungSnip: DUDE do some coke of a boner
Lurch: ?
YoungSnip: :p
Lurch: whats a "coke of a boner"
Lurch: sounds like you're telling me to snif coke
Lurch: off a dudes dick
Legendary: snortin coke off a boner
YoungSnip: coke off a bonner or Hard dick
Lurch: lmfao
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Lurch: heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Lurch: how are you girl?
YoungSnip: o im good
Lurch: well thats good :)
Lurch: did you ever get your nails done today?
YoungSnip: yeah there green and pink
v_ron: Gurl you iz tacky
YoungSnip: :o
YoungSnip: It's amazing
YoungSnip: going dancing tonight with ellen
Lurch: You must send me hawt pics
* Lurch nods
Lurch: so i can make my keys all sticky
Lurch:
YoungSnip: :o dirty boy
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Warhawk: WITNESS - 4/20/2011 12:19:00 PM - You witnessed Bullet-Eater`s Flat get broken into! You vaguely recognised the thief - their name ended with: cci. The person was seen wearing, Black Nike Shocks
Warhawk: Yawn
Warhawk: only shoes?
Warhawk: really?
Warhawk: wtf is the point then?
v_ron: Better than nothing
Warhawk: no blisters
Warhawk: i get it
Legendary: yup
Legendary: i mean im just streakin
Legendary: but cant be runnin barefoot now
Warhawk: and breaking into people's cribs
v_ron: That's how people get shot
Warhawk: yeah he runs up on them and blasts them
Warhawk: cum shot... get it?
v_ron: Yeah,... I got that one...
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Cabra: well, at least Manny is much better now
YoungSnip: yeah got a good group here
YoungSnip: with friends on all sides so no trouble should come around
Cabra: even if they kinda homo with their choices of PPs >_>
YoungSnip: like every time before lol
YoungSnip: On pp's ?
Cabra: the unicorns lol
YoungSnip: pfft there pwn dont judge us lol
YoungSnip: unicorns are pretty but they will eat babies if they have to
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YoungSnip: where u been bitch
Smo: sleeping
Smo: because i almost had a heart attack today
Warhawk: define almost?
Smo: 300 bpm, chest pains, nausea, shortness of breath, lightheadedness
Warhawk: should probably change your desktop background
CerwinVega: :o
Warhawk: i told you it was dangerous
Smo: haha
v_ron: lmao
YoungSnip: lmao
YoungSnip: should try sleeping more often lol
v_ron: Leg, don't be like Hamlet. Don't do it.
YoungSnip: we love you dont kill your self over mm
Smo: yeah well unlike Hamlet I was workin out when this happened
Smo: lol
v_ron:
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YoungSnip: OMG this dog will not fucking stop farting
YoungSnip: it smells like dead midgets
Frostbite: lmao
Warhawk: dude dead midgets smell horrible
v_ron: How do you know what a dead midget........ I don't even..
v_ron: I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.
Warhawk: all you need to know is 2 words wife: Spring Break
Warhawk: and we change the subject
v_ron: I'm going to not ask questions
YoungSnip: yeah man was a strange weekened for us
Warhawk: Yer
* Warhawk shakes head
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v_ron: My uncle from Tennessee just called me to call animal control because they took his dog............
YoungSnip: lol
Warhawk: is that really the proper time for an lol Donald?
YoungSnip: well 1 why would he call you and hes all the way there
YoungSnip: THEN what are you sppose to do.
YoungSnip: ALSO no laughing at frosty
v_ron: lol, actually that's what I was getting at. What the hell am I supposed to do, I'm in NC!
Warhawk: thats true i suppose. thats like me calling you asking you to call a plumber for me because i thought it would be a great idea to flush my power ranger toy down the toilet >.>
Warhawk: which i definietly haven't done for like 3 years
Warhawk: so no worries
v_ron: .... Hubster... Why the toilet?
Warhawk: did you ever see the power rangers swim on the TV show?
Warhawk: i wanted to see if they could
YoungSnip: bath tub ?
Warhawk: too big
Warhawk: no coast guard
v_ron: Sink?
YoungSnip: well you can make waves if you have to fart
Warhawk: didn't think about that... will try that next
YoungSnip: lol
v_ron: NEXT?
Warhawk: yer like when i get home from class. I think my mom picked me up somemore bubble bath
Warhawk: i asked the bitch to anyway
YoungSnip: lol
Warhawk: and if its strawberry again the bitch is gonna drink it
v_ron: I'm going to do my earn before I start questioning this marriage
Warhawk: any consolation that i asked her to get vanilla this time?
v_ron: I'm confused as to how that would be any time of consolation at all
v_ron: *type
Warhawk: because... its... ugh... well.... not strawberry
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CerwinVega: Fuck a flat someone stole my car
v_ron: Probably Warhawk
v_ron: :o
Warhawk: woah!!!
CerwinVega: lol
Warhawk: if the police ever come calling at our house im locking your ass in the basement
Warhawk: gonna get a dude locked up with that shit
Frostbite: lmao
v_ron: It's among friends!
Warhawk: you just outright snitched on me when i don't think it was even me
v_ron: Psh, I liked to see you try to lock me up
Warhawk: i would make sure you didn't have any hidden blades on you
Warhawk: ie no shoes, shirt, pants, undergarments, or burritos anywhere near you
v_ron:
YoungSnip: lmao
v_ron: Also, I don't need burritos to hide anything
Frostbite: :o
Warhawk: thats what you want us to think
v_ron: You know too much.
Warhawk: then your serving dinner and *SLICE* there goes something very imporant
v_ron: Now the drug cartel is gonna come after me.
v_ron: STOP TALKING
v_ron: ...
YoungSnip: lol
Warhawk: So how about that local sports team and other random topic changer?
v_ron: Nice weather
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Legendary: keel em
v_ron: I told you, I'ma cut somebody
Warhawk: honey
Warhawk: your mexican is showing
v_ron: I'm sorry I'm just upset :(
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Jayz: is car jacking Aloowed in manny?
Smo: with payback
Jayz: i got no pay back
Jayz: and was jacked
v_ron: :o
Jayz: :o
Lock: dum dum dum
v_ron: Well obviously we have a car snacher in Manchester. So hide your gkts and hide your solaris transporters, 'cause their snatching everything up out there
Warhawk: i think i was Mr Green, in the observatory, with the candlestick brah. final answer
v_ron: Damn it, my money was on Mustard
Lock: LOL
Smo: It wass sooooo Colonel Mustard in the library with the revolver
v_ron: :o
v_ron: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Smo: wow thats a coincidence
v_ron: Stop that.
Smo: i knew not to say it that time
Smo: lmao
v_ron: lmao this happens too often
Warhawk: tis why it is on our epic convo site
Warhawk: >.>
v_ron: true story
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v_ron: Damn it, now I want thin mints. Where's a girl scout when you need one.
Warhawk: nice nice :P
Warhawk: well put the uniform on and i will have some of your cookies ;)
Warhawk: was that highly inappropriate?
v_ron: I don't have my uniform anymore... well my uniform mainly consisted of a vest.
v_ron: My girl scouts were ghetto.
Warhawk: tee hee
Warhawk: thats all that is needed
v_ron: lmao
YoungSnip: lol
YoungSnip: i have a few of themhere
Warhawk: you have a few girl scout uniforms?
v_ron: :o
YoungSnip: no girls that are in the scouts
v_ron: like, under your desk?
YoungSnip: no no in the closet
YoungSnip: in case someone comes in
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Legendary: warhawk
Legendary: i wanna dip you in chocolate
Warhawk: i think that was supposed to be in PM silly
Legendary: AH!
Legendary: oops
Warhawk: >.>
Warhawk: please disregard everyone
Legendary:
Warhawk: i was pretending i was a banana
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Legendary: am i the only one who doesnt know hwat degloving is?
Lurch: google it
Manifest: legendary
Lurch: i did
Manifest: imagine taking a condom off your penis.
Lurch: and i was sorry for doing so
Lurch:
Manifest: Except the condom being your skin
Manifest: >.>
Warhawk: thats sick
Legendary: and ill never be the same again...
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Lurch: man
Lurch: i have to wait for 2 hours for my girl to get home
Lurch: lol
Lurch: but i want laid now D:
Manifest: jerkit
Legendary: exactly you always have Rosey Palmer
Warhawk: Palmela Anderson
Lurch: im not jerkin shit
Lurch: when i can have her do it for me
Legendary: LOL
Legendary: pfft
Manifest: I get laid 2-3 times a day.
Manifest: still jerk it twice a day
Manifest: >.>
Lurch: and thats why one day
Legendary: Sometimes I have 3somes 2 or 3 times a day
Lurch: you will experience degloving of the penis
Legendary: Rosey and Palmela are good lays
Manifest: you did them both at once!
Manifest: O:
Lurch: Smo
Lurch: go two hand fap somewhere else
Obvious: lets not talk about degloving of anything
Lurch:
Legendary: Yeah I dont know how I convinced em
Legendary: lmao
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Warhawk: btw Smo... Satan called... You wanna go halfsies on a Condo? He said he got a good deal since we are definitely going there now
Legendary: Does it have a view?
Warhawk: He said it overlooks some river of souls? I've never heard of it but apparently its beautiful in the spring time
Legendary: Sounds perfect! I'm guessing that we sign our lease in blood?
Warhawk: Yeah he said we can sign it anytime after May 1st. i think it also says something about a first born son as collateral? You cool with that?
Legendary: Perfect I'll be finishing up classes then, and I'm sure I have of those floating around somewhere so it shouldn't be a problem
Warhawk: excellent i will ask him to hold it for us...roomie ;)
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v_ron: I'ma let you guys get on with your manly talk, I was supposed to take a shower 20 minutes ago
v_ron: brbbbbbb
*** v_ron is now known as v_ron|brb
Warhawk: bye wife!
Warhawk: anways back to the scripture reading:
Legendary: preach it my brotha
Warhawk: The Apostles Teh Warhawk and Smosif were stricken with the urge to perv on Sasha Alexander but the womans that were with them, sloppy hoes that they were, did not allow the apostles to partake in their ritual. Then a voice rained down from the Heavens:
Warhawk: "Slap a hoe! Its Sasha Alexander for my sake!"
Warhawk: so god spoketh and so the Apostles dideth
Warhawk: Words to live by ^^^
Legendary: i think i just felt the power of god
Legendary: then again it could be that i just looked at my desktop again
Warhawk: FUCK YOU
Warhawk: said god >.>
Legendary: He better wear protection, we don't need another jesus on our hands
Warhawk: yeah dude was a raging alcoholic!
Warhawk: Turning water to wine
Legendary: Freakin caused obesity too force feeding people all that fish and bread
Warhawk: and doesn't support free market economics. Kicking the merchants out of the temple... Fucking Communist
Legendary: yeah! and all these rules like how you cant covet thy neighbors wife? this jesus fellow is startin to like hes from china
Warhawk: Yeah what the deuce? Plus he can walk on water. What a show off.
Legendary: Jesus was an asshole, all he did was 1 up everyone
Legendary: "Oh you got stoned to death? Well I had to carry a cross up a hill while wear a crow of thorns, nailed to a cross and stabbed with a spear until I died! What now bitch"
Legendary: I mean the dude is clearly a douche
Warhawk: oh for sure. He is one of those guys you just wanna say "Hey Douche, give it a fucking break we get it already. Your the son of god. Big whoop go write a book about it"
Legendary: Yeah especially with this eternal life thing.. like oh yeah if you're his friend you're obviously gonna die a painful death, but don't worry after a shitty ass life you'll get to go to heaven and do the same thing over again
Warhawk: sounds like the life to me! And come on....coming back to life? 1uping everyone for life right there. plus i guarantee he didn't move that rock by himself... they probably loosened it for him because he is "the son of god".
Legendary: For all we know that guy was just a schizo
Warhawk: i bet he was on shrooms
Warhawk: dirty stoner
Legendary: Its been decided.. Jesus was just a mentally disturbed person with an addiction to drugs
*** v_ron|brb is now known as v_ron
v_ron: what is wrong with you two?
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Warhawk: i didn't even know there were more additions to the epic convo site!
Warhawk: we sure filled that up quick didn't we?
Legendary: just like my mom
Legendary: I mean.. what?
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v_ron: I was in a public place! And I started laughing. And my friends boyfriend was like "I swear, if you're laughing at your little game..." and so I yelled at him "IT'S NOT A GAME IT'S A LIFE STYLE"
Warhawk: he just doesn't understand
Warhawk: MM is not a game... its life
v_ron: Right? But I was judged
Warhawk: shoulda slapped him
Warhawk: GBH'd him
Warhawk: or had smo burn his house down
Warhawk: show him the MM life
Legendary: lmfao
v_ron: I would have at least gta'd him but his car is crappy
v_ron: he has no money, so mugging was pointless
v_ron: I mean, what am I to do?
Warhawk: except you could take a Max
v_ron: Yeah, that's true
v_ron: I'll have to think of these things next time
Warhawk: agreed
Legendary: you sure you did enough earns to get him?
v_ron: Oh trust me, he's a noob.
Warhawk: ?
Legendary: he probably doesnt even have solo yet
Legendary: psh
v_ron: I could barehand him, no doubt
Legendary: i bet you could ;)
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Legendary: oh shit
Legendary: hamlets in jail
Legendary: i should soooo go shank him
Warhawk: :P
Legendary: im going in there
Warhawk: would be epic for sure but then i would have to come shoot manifest wouldn't i?
Legendary: maybe it will make him try to shank me and i will have a reason to kill
Warhawk: unless he succeeded >.>
Legendary: nah
Legendary: hes hardrock
Legendary: im like lifer + 14 hours
Warhawk: well couldn't hurt then eh?
Warhawk: are you gonna do it?
Warhawk: if so i better be ready to go shoot Manifest eh?
Warhawk: and i won't get to use my DM on him!!!!
Legendary: probably not
Legendary: yeah
Legendary: youre killing hamlet i wont take that from you lol
Warhawk:
Legendary: haha
Legendary: Hamlet: riot?
Legendary: Legendary: 17 min on timer
Legendary: rofl
Warhawk: lmao!
Legendary: Hamlet: do you remember exactly how long that fucks up pd for?
Legendary: Legendary: nope, been a long time ive done one
Legendary: Legendary: might want to make sure mani or nico aren't on
Legendary: Hamlet: aye
Legendary: Hamlet: ofc
Legendary: Hamlet: same.. well i might offer in 15 or so, accept or not
Legendary: Hamlet: i assume i can't quite be shanked by then >.>
Legendary: LOL
Warhawk: lmao wow thats hillarious
Legendary: im laughing so hard
Warhawk: he has no idea you were thinking about shanking him
Legendary: i know
Legendary: thahts why its so god damned funny
Legendary: OMFG
Legendary: hes fucking ranting now
Legendary: this is just making me want to shank him more
Legendary: so annoyed right now
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Warhawk: fuck you!
Legendary: with pleasure
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Legendary: better watch out if you go to jail
Legendary: i hear spectre and stringer both have shanks
Legendary: :o
Lurch: oh noez :o
v_ron: I read that as Skanks....
Lurch: lmfao
YoungSnip: i love skanks
Legendary: awesome
Legendary: lol
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v_ron: What'd I miss
Warhawk: i was swinging my wang around
Legendary: we gingerly touched our tips
Warhawk: it was a moment fit for Lifetime TV
v_ron: Well, I'm glad I was gone for that
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Legendary: lolz heard that one before
v_ron: I've heard that one beforeeee
Legendary: GET OUTTA MY HEAD WOMAN
v_ron: Get out of my head.
v_ron: DAMN IT
Legendary: seriously stop.
v_ron: ... You don't know me.
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YoungSnip: they said hes like a midget'
Legendary: rofl nu uh really?
v_ron: Legit midget?
YoungSnip: idk they said he also worked in a morg
CerwinVega: lmao
Warhawk: wow
Warhawk: what a combo
Warhawk: a midget mortician
Legendary: makes sese
Legendary: sense
Legendary: dead people can't make fun of him
Warhawk: he might actually make me feel better about someone dying
Warhawk: because i can laugh at him
Warhawk: well quietly snicker at him
Warhawk: im not totally insensitive
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Warhawk: careful you don't trip over your self esteem trying to put the fire out
Warhawk: yeah right
Warhawk: any man that can shove that many marshmellows in his mouth and post it on FB must love himself
Legendary: My head is so big that I cant fit out my bedroom door
Legendary: I take online classes
Warhawk: how do you hold your head up?
Warhawk: your neck must be thick as fuck
Legendary: You have no idea how thick I am
Warhawk: i shoulda seen that coming
Warhawk: im disappointed with myself
Legendary: Im not muahahaha
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v_ron: YAY MONEY
Legendary: woohooo!
Legendary: i used you and you got money!
Legendary: high five!
Frostbite: If somebody was on to build my flat you could torch me in 4 min
v_ron: I'm... a whore.
Warhawk: wut?!?!
Legendary: AHA you admit it!
Warhawk: I did not marry a whore
Legendary: Guess again bitch!
v_ron: Leg made me.
v_ron: it was rape!
Legendary: There she goes screaming wolf.
Frostbite: I have the witness statement
Legendary: Or is it screaming Chupacabra for the mexicanos?
v_ron: See, frostbite witnessed it
Warhawk: you raped my wife?
Legendary: No! Theyre in on it together
Warhawk: so this was a gang bang?
Frostbite: 4/5/2011 3:11:32 PM - You saw Spectre rape v-ron!
v_ron: Who are you gonna believe?!
Warhawk: I CAN NOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM READING!
Legendary: 4/5/2011 3:11:32 PM - You saw Spectre rape v-ron, and then decided to join in yourself!
Legendary: fixed
* Frostbite kicks Smo in the nuts
Warhawk: IM TELLING MY MOM
Warhawk: THIS IS BULL SHIT
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Warhawk: i couldn't understand what the fuck you said
Youngsnip: which part ?
Warhawk: meh ima dowload the avg trail and use a crack serial
Warhawk: I saw avg trail and was like hmmm... i wonder if he meant Oregon trail. i love that game
Frostbite: lmfao
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v_ron: hmm. If I die, do you think he'd be mad if I made my name "Hairbrush"?
Legendary: LOL
Legendary: thatd be hilarious
v_ron: then I die again. RIP Hairbrush. It's a perfect solution, I think.
Legendary: definitely
Legendary: but only if you are murdered in the first place
v_ron: Right, right, I'm just thinking ahead. hahaha
Legendary: awesome
Legendary: i love it lmao
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Legendary: didnt think of it lol you can i have lotion in my right hand atm
Warhawk: uh what...
Legendary: no no no i just washed my face
Warhawk: right...
Legendary: i was putting my face lotion on cuz i have dry skin
Legendary: im left handed anyways douche
Warhawk: ok....
Legendary: i
Legendary: hate
Legendary: everything that is warhawk
Warhawk: i don't judge man....
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YoungSnip: frosty my hoe
YoungSnip: :)
Frostbite: Snip's my bitch
Frostbite:
v_ron: Can I be the pimp then?
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PussyCat: [Lurch] oh no Lurch is here hide your Men and Children...the women are safe yay I'm safe!
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YoungSnip: lol
YoungSnip: i was thinking about doing that but mines was better
v_ron: mine is the best.
Lurch: i got tired of reading about a degloved penis
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PussyCat: [YounGSniP] [01:32] RiP hairbrush[01:32] hopefully the hairbrush was burned
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v_ron: STOP THAT
Warhawk: LMFAO
v_ron: reidfjkewnjgr
YoungSnip: lol dont think hamlet would like that
Warhawk: honey calm down
YoungSnip: where is smo's bitcha asssss
v_ron: It brings back bad memories of unexpected pictures :(
YoungSnip: LMAO
Warhawk: probably having a fap at Sasha Alexander and sleeping
YoungSnip: vron that pictured changed my life
Warhawk: you mean the michelin man one?
v_ron: It changed mine too, in a terrible way
YoungSnip: yep only firestone tires for me
v_ron: oh dear lord.
Warhawk: lmao!
