Legendary: ima be super active during lent when i give up drinking
v_ron: You're going to give up drinking?!
Angst: i bet youll not be able to make it
v_ron: You're going to give up drinking?
Legendary: I bet you
Legendary: Itll be so easy
Angst: 5 days llater
Warhawk: you give him 5 days?!?
v_ron: You couldn't go 40 days without b&m's and you plan on going 40 without drinking?!
v_ron: Did I miss something?
Angst: balls and manginas
v_ron: Wasn't it you that gave up black and milds for a day?
v_ron: I'm I thinking of someone else?
Legendary: that was so me
Nystara: i say 2
Angst: nystara has less confidence than us
Nystara: 2 days max
Nystara: no i was here
Angst: we say 5 days
Angst: she says 2
Nystara: he was a mess
v_ron: We have to get some type of pull going when lent comes around
Nystara: dont wind up in hospital with too much blood in ur alchol
Angst: whoever wins leg has to shave their name into his head
Nystara: knife V plz
v_ron: We're not carving it in there Nys!
Angst: not a bad idea tho
Angst: then he will be reminded forever
Angst: but i like the shaving thing better
v_ron: less bloody?
Angst: and we can see it the next day
Nystara: not always
Angst: not a bandage
Legendary: lmao well i gtg to work ill ttyl
v_ron: BYE SMO
Angst: your shaving a name into your head smo
Legendary: but if i win
Angst: mark our words
v_ron: what happens if you win
Legendary: then the person who was furthest away from the date shaves mine in theirs
Angst: in our hair
Legendary: head hair yes
Angst: i can do with that
v_ron: I really hope I don't lose >.>
Nystara: hahah V
Nystara: im ok i have a mohawk anyways
v_ron: I'm saving this as proof, because someone's going to try and pansy their way out of this
v_ron: Happy Kwanzaa Macy
Mac: im not jewish
v_ron: that's going on teh site
Legendary: Hey v_ron happy kwanzaa
v_ron: Thank you Smo! Happy kwanzaa to your african american ass too
Legendary: You ruined my joke!
v_ron: Oh what was I supposed to say?
v_ron: I'll start over >.>
Legendary: You were supposed to be like but i dont celebrate kwanzaa
v_ron: kay say it again
Legendary: Hey v_ron happy kwanzaa!
v_ron: BUT SMOGOTRON I dun celebrate Kwanzaa!
Legendary: OH I'm sorry I just figured you were part black because you have such a fine ass!
v_ron: omg, you're a keeper
Legendary: i do waht i do
v_ron: COME AT ME BRUH
Mac: hold on takes a few
LG: Mac doesnt know what a girl looks like
LG: he's never seen one irl
v_ron: all he knows is men and dirtbikes
Mac: dirtbikes and street bikes
Mac: hell with boats and hoes
v_ron: You know, RIP to everyone that died, but doing cases after wars is so great >.>
vito: u mean
Bugsy: oh hell yes V
vito: mac died
v_ron: I am mean, I'm closing all the cases on Mac right now
vito: and you're thinking about your cases
vito: you make me sick
v_ron: want a barf bag?
vito: if it's free
Bugsy: RIP Mac
Bugsy: max max max max
v_ron: vito, Mac died, and you're thinking of money?
vito: im thinking about not parting with money
vito: cause im paying for a kickass funeral
vito: for mac
v_ron: It won't make him less dead
TonyMontana: Wats all this about mac and lurch??
TonyMontana: Wat am i missing here
v_ron: Lurch was like "MAC Y U TORCH ME"
v_ron: Mac as like "NAH BRUH I DIDN'T"
v_ron: Lurch: "YES HUH"
v_ron: Mac: "NAH"
v_ron: Lurch; "MAN UP"
v_ron: Mac: *Bat*
v_ron: Lurch: "EFF THIS *suicide*"
Mac: lmfao >_>
Iron: V!!! when we getting married bc apparently we read each others mind!
v_ron: I dunno Iron, I think warhawk wanted to bring another another man in the marriage
vito: btw are you with warhawk irl
v_ron: Yes, we're married with 6 kids, we live in a cottage by the sea
v_ron: it's lovely
vito: so no
LG: WHY IS THAT A NO
v_ron: Fine don't believe me
Iron: she has to be by the sea bc shes mexican
Iron: quick escape
vito: are you mexican
v_ron: I am
v_ron: lol yes
v_ron: I am mexican
v_ron: from mexico
vito: speak some spanish
v_ron: you don't command me bruh
vito: not sure if i believe you
v_ron: You don't have to :) that's the beauty of it
vito: dos cerveza por favor
v_ron: get yer own beer bruh
Iron: yo quero mucho penocha para me penga
v_ron: omg iron your sentence structure has improved
vito: me llamo vito
v_ron: hola vito
Iron: thanks V
Iron: i been trying yo
v_ron: It shows boo. if you're ever in mexico, you're set on hiring hookers
vito: and with me as wingman
vito: you could tell them your name
vito: and order beer
v_ron: and iron can tell them he wants vagina, so there's no confusion
v_ron: perfect plan
Iron: vito..i see me and you being president and VP of mexico in the next election
v_ron: with the mm skills you guys have, you can totally take on the cartel!
Aggression: With plasma rifles and shit..pfft hell yeah lol
Iron: i have torch whack too! thats like wtfpwntheyasssux2bethembrah
vito: even i didnt have torch whack
v_ron: that's it, I'm starting a campaign for you guys. I'll get my family in on it, you guys will win the election for sure
vito: what is it that makes your pc run really quick
vito: or slow
v_ron: viruses from porn
vito: what's a good amount
vito: of memory
Justice: use incognito on chrome
AlphabeticalMan: alot of memory space is probably a good amount
Justice: no history means no porn
vito: just get two laptops
vito: a porn laptop
vito: and a laptop
AlphabeticalMan: just use a dvd player for porn.. saves money on gettin another laptop
vito: where do you get the dvds
v_ron: but you have to deal with xxx stores, and who wants to actually go out of the house for porn?
vito: not conveniant
vito: ipod touch
vito: is very handy
AlphabeticalMan: download it
AlphabeticalMan: burn it on a cd
Sweezy: Small screen vito
vito: yeh but
AlphabeticalMan: and delete it off your laptop
vito: when you're out and about sweezy
Justice: touch and handy . . words while talking about porn
vito: very handy
Sweezy: I see what you did there!
Sweezy: vito aka the Punisher
Sweezy: aw shi
AlphabeticalMan: fuck porn just get a blow up doll or a real life girl
Homie: shit go to youporn.com
Homie: or redtube.com
Homie: all free
Sweezy: I love how you put blow up girl and real life girl
AlphabeticalMan: depends on youe confidence level really..
Sweezy: In the same sentence
AlphabeticalMan: lol, xnxx.com is old
vito: is my most used
vito: xnxx back in the day
v_ron: you guys should use noodzofmmplayers.com
v_ron: it's the best
vito: is stryker on?
v_ron: he has his own tab for the daring
vito: (for mac)
Sweezy: yeah v_ron, especially 95% of the player base is male
vito: i got excited
v_ron: Some people are into that, you shouldn't judge
vito: cause someone sent nudes
Sweezy: espeially since*
vito: when i was GF
vito: turned out it was pliskin
vito: cheers LG
LG: these dogs are only bout a year themselves
LG: but they're so sweet
LG: i really dont get why people are so scared of pits
Dios: My older sis just got one
LG: its gonna eat you
v_ron: money is the devil
Angst: i know
Angst: thats why id spend it fast
Angst: spread the devil around
Angst: like the flu
v_ron: That's not very nice
Angst: or aids
v_ron: can I help you spread the devil?
* Iron slaps Mac with a big red brick
* Iron hides in Vrons taco
Iron: safe zone!
v_ron: you can't just walk up in there!
Iron: i paid the cover charge...shit!
Nystara: u better hope its safe for ya
Nystara: lol @V
v_ron: I don't know how many times I have to remind you, I am not your whore
Iron: ill prob have to get checked..hawks been up in the club too!
Iron: look at it as a tip then?
Nystara: standingg room only
Nystara: better b careful i mat have to kiss mac
Iron: omg do it!!!
* Iron slaps Mac with a rainbow trout
Nystara: *KISSSS* mac
Iron: pucker up fucker!