December 2011
12 posts
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Happy 300th post everyone!
Iron: lol...not even like that nys...like i was 'covering' up mine and V relationship
Iron: even though its strictly sexual
v_ron: Strictly
Iron: bc warhawk has gone limp
Iron: i mean IA
v_ron: HE HAS NOT
v_ron: he's just ia :(
Iron: which is the same as limp really
Frostbite: IA=Limp
v_ron: hahaha
Frostbite: lol
Frostbite: thats means Iron was limp all last week
v_ron: damn Iron
November 2011
21 posts
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Anonymous asked: What happened to Warkawk? Haven't seen much of him lately. He was funny.
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Dios: just got done driving in shitty snow
Dios: and ate some sterak
Iron: nice
Dios: steak*
Iron: beef steak?
vito: man steak?
Dios: squirrel steak
Iron: manly beef steak?
vito: the best kind
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Iron: ghetto ass
v_ron: Yours?
Iron: youre my ghetto ass?
v_ron: Your ass is ghetto
Iron: youre vag is ghetto
v_ron: What qualifies it as "ghetto"?
Mac: your mexican probs
v_ron: it happens
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Iron: smo, you check out frosty lately?
v_ron: Smo's always checking out frosty
Frostbite: :o
Frostbite: he has why hasnt anybody told me
Smo: you never talk anymore!
Smo:
Smo: my bad
Smo: i didnt even see iron there
Smo: i just assumed he was drunk or at work
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LG: Dios
LG: you're the biggest fag
LG: after Mac ofc
Dios: We make out all the time
Dios: Sometimes Smo joins
Dios: but then it's not gay
Smo: Its not gay if its in a 3 way
Dios: yeee
vito: 4?
Smo: and i dunno about 4 vito
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Iron: did you fap at all today?
Mac: me?
Mac: no i havent,if that was directed to me >_>
Legendary: lmao
Iron: yes mac...i was so curious about you fapping all day. i just couldnt wait to get home and ask
Mac: oh stfu
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Iron: unless hes affraid mac would rape him..
Mac: pfft
Legendary: he wouldnt even eel it
Iron: lol
Mac: ihu both
Mac: :/
Iron: dick sizes in the group. snip, mac, sunz, smo, me
Iron: lol
Mac: i dont wanna compare sizes you queer
Iron: you dont have to. its already known
Mac: not what your mom said
Mac:
Legendary: lmao
Iron: its what your sister said
Mac: thats jus lame
Iron: at least youre bigger then snip
Legendary: ^^
Mac: bitch please im hung like a horse
Legendary: baby horse
Iron: people with small weenies feel the need to state that they are huge
Iron: its cool brah
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Iron: a bar is a bad place to go to pick up a girl
Iron: you should hit up a club
vito: i find mm works well
vito: personally
vito: but im GF
Iron: mm works for picking up trannies
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Xavi: Iron
Xavi: you like cider?
Iron: like apple cider...
Xavi: yur
Iron: yea....
Xavi: i love it
Xavi: i just brought a box of apple, pear and berry ciders
Iron: oh good..bc that had been bugging me for the past few years ive known you
Xavi: yeah i always knew
Xavi: thought i'd let the torment end
Iron: always wanted to ask..just never found out how to do it...glad you could finally approach me about it though
Xavi: and i was gonna ask
Xavi: if you have any other ciders there
Iron: not to sure about that berry cider...seems kinda gay
Xavi: other than apple
Iron: sparkling cider lol
LG: i drink sparkling cider
Iron: im pretty sure they have pear and all that jazz
LG: i call it champagne
Xavi: Mac would love berry cider
Iron: sobriety my ass LG
LG: cuz i dont drink
Xavi: tis purple
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Iron: i think i just looked at his profile and was like
Iron: hmmm
Iron: free whack
Mac: prob didnt do anything
Mac: ^
Mac: see
JokersAce: lol
Mac: xD
JokersAce: message him saying it was d-johnson
JokersAce: :p
Mac: why i try to stay away from MM when drunk
Iron: lol
Iron: i did try..i was at the bar
Mac: its all fun and games
Mac: till you log in dead
Mac: lol
Iron: yeah, sucks to be a nobody
Mac: TELL ME ABOUT IT!
Mac: see what i did there?
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Mac: one day this lil mexican was going through mexico and found a paperbag with money init,and then became a kingpin
Mac: the end
Fatalshot: one day a little boy came in the room and said people i think im gay and mac said hey buddy lets find out for sure
Fatalshot: the end
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YoungSnip: no one wiped u noobs yet ?
Iron: nah, they realized you were out of the group
Frostbite: so we were safe
YoungSnip: good good
YoungSnip: was my plan
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Smo: we're also known to be loyal mac
Smo:
Mac: Hell yea
Mac:
Mac: something not many players see
v_ron: You're one to talk about loyaltiy, mr. different family every week
Mac: hahahahahaha
Mac: pwnt
Iron: actually...thats the first thing TJ ever said to me when i brought up alliance issue
Iron: the loyalty thing that is
Iron: not counting smo
Mac: sweet
Iron: seeing how he was 11, then le gayness sacutary, then this new shit the fourhorsemen
Iron: such a whore
v_ron: that's what he's known for
Iron: whoring?
Smo: yes
v_ron: ^
Iron: pft...i man whore more then smo!
v_ron: but he man whores with men
v_ron: so he stands out a little more
v_ron: not that your man whoring isn't outstanding
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Frostbite: [15:09] think you can infuse me
Frostbite: ^^
Mac: lol what
iNK: lollllllllllllllllllllllll
Mac: he hase Dw yo
iNK: sureeee he does.
Mac: hahaha
Frostbite: thats what I would say to If I wanted to get infused by another guy
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Iron: vron masterbates to much
Iron: i mean
Iron: what?
v_ron: damn, you got me
LG: is there really such thing as too much?
Iron: when i shoot blanks
LG: yea but for a girl
LG: i mean i guess if your clit gets sore
v_ron: when your shit is dry?
LG: i dont normally touch shit
LG: unless my dog goes in the house
LG: but i still use paper towels and gloves
v_ron: well when he shits in your house, and it's dry, you've masturbated too much
v_ron: keep that in mind
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*** Warhawk is now known as Warhawk|callingtheFBI
*** Warhawk|callingtheFBI is now known as Warhawk
Dios: Short phone call
Warhawk: All they needed to hear was Mac
Warhawk: and they were on their way
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Iron: shit...im having ONE beer!!!!
Iron: then cracking open the liquor
Lurch: pansy
Lurch: im even gonna have another
LG: dont drink beer before liquor
Iron: fail
LG: are you nub
LG: gonna get sick
Iron: doesnt work like that on an experienced drinker NUB
v_ron: I saw that on mythbusters
v_ron: it was busted
LG: it did on me
v_ron: and mythbusters is law
LG: i ALWAYS got sick
LG: but i'd puke and be like sweet made room to drink more
LG: and just start over
Warhawk: im thinking that might have been your problem....
Iron: my point made clear...in experienced drinkers
Warhawk: throwing up is not a reset button
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LG: i liked to outdrink all the boys
Angst: outdrink men
Angst: not boys
Angst: >.>
Angst: such a pedo
LG: yea well i didnt really know any men
LG: still only know a couple now
Angst: dont say mac either
Iron: sad part is they are all on MM
LG: ^^^
LG: well not mm
LG: irc
LG: none in this room tho
LG: >.>
Lurch: pfft
v_ron: Warhawk's a manly man
v_ron: I should know
LG: yea Warhawk is a man
* Warhawk flexes
*** Lurch has kicked LG from #thedirectorate [meanie
LG: and frosty
*** LG (~LG@Jaundies-6C8F445F.lightspeed.cnwioh.sbcglobal.net) has joined #thedirectorate
Pussycat: [LG] i remember i used to have a vagina
*** Mode change [+o LG] on #thedirectorate by PussyCat
LG: LURCH YOU PROVE ME RIGHT KTHNX
v_ron: that's only 2
v_ron: what a shame
Iron: -.-
LG: Angst has his manly moments
v_ron: Hi Iron
Angst: >.>
Lurch: i dont cyberz kthx
Angst: my manly moments are when i stay away from mm and work
LG: wut
LG: no one asked you to cyber
v_ron: Lurch tryin' to e-hit it
Angst: :o
LG: Mac is all about it
Angst: and lurch got an e-burn
v_ron: lmao
Angst: wow
Angst: that could be bad on lg's part too
Lurch: i just got e-sauced you damn jew
LG: wut
Angst: depending on the burn
LG: wut i do
v_ron: he's saying you have an std
Lurch: THEY IMPLYING BAD THINGS LG
Angst: well
Angst: yeah
LG: oh
Angst: an e-std
LG: well i guess that would be possible
v_ron: you should get some e-ointment for that shit
LG: my anti-virus is out of date
Angst: lol
LG: and i watch alot of porn
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v_ron: I remember BG always bugged me about starting an all girl crew with her
v_ron: and I'd make up excuses
v_ron: because I didn't want to be in a crew with her
Xavi: haha v_ron
Xavi: i started the powerpuff girls
Angst: lol
Xavi: on my bellarina char
v_ron: lmfao
Xavi: had like 7 actual chicks in it
Xavi: all thought i was a chick too
v_ron: I think the idea of an all girl crew is silly, tbh
Angst: only if its a gangster crew
Angst: id love to see an all girl pillowfight league
v_ron: there's no way you're going to manage to see a good all girl crew on mm, not enough good female players
v_ron: and you'll HAVE to have guys in it
Angst: well
v_ron: so it'll just be... a crew
Angst: mac would be in
Angst: ans smo is perfect
v_ron: see
Angst: hes halfway there
v_ron: that's what I'm saying
v_ron: girls and trannies
Lurch: hahahaha
v_ron: we have eleven for that
