Sioux: Yea my little bro says Dam U :p
YoungSnip: your little bro also wears a helmet
Retro: gawd damn
Retro: was happily playing games at work
Retro: now cleaner turned up
Iron: whack him
Retro: to many witnesses
Iron: whack them too
Retro: ones way older then me
Retro: he be tank
Iron: partner whack
Retro: got none to help me :(
Retro: boss cant help cos he travelled
Retro: 5days on timer
Legendary: you under 5 days?
Retro: you wanna do it with me smo ?
Legendary: no homo
Retro: i wanted homo tho :(
Legendary: oh! all homo ;)
Dios: I want an elephant burger
v_ron: Can one legally eat elephant?
Dios: Probably in Africa
v_ron: You can't kill them for tusks, can you kill them for meat?
Legendary: Does their meat taste like peanuts?
Dios: If they're attacking your bulldozer, they can be killed
Dios: I'm pretty sure
v_ron: Why would you have a bulldozer in Africa?
Dios: And then you can do whatever you want with their body
Dios: Probably protection from killer elephants
Legendary: As a weapon of mass destruction most likely.. seriously sticks and stones < bulldozer
v_ron: okay I can understand that
v_ron: but still, elephant meat, I need a flavor to compare it to
v_ron: I've neer had giraffe though
v_ron: how would they taste? If Smo assumes Elephants taste like peanuts
v_ron: does that mean giraffes taste like trees?
Dios: Tastes like zebra
Dios: But more tangy
v_ron: Zebra has to taste like horse, right?
Dios: Or does it
Dios: dun dun dun
v_ron: Well I haven't had either
Dios: Does a tiger taste like a lion?
v_ron: but we're getting closer to home
v_ron: You would think so
v_ron: but then, you gotta look at it like turkey and chicken
Dios: So then a leopard tastes like a panther
Dios: AND THE PLOT THICKENS
v_ron: I think we need to take a trip to Africa
Dios: African buffet
Mac: yo when the world end brah
Mac: will rise
v_ron: But the animals will be dead
Dios: v_ron wants to eat some african pussy
v_ron: and maybe some elephant
Legendary: Sorry Dios but you only get France
Dios: As long as it's the day they bathed
v_ron: And all the stinky cheese you could ask for!
Dios: The french girl in Not Another Teen Movie was hot
Dios: So as long as we're talking about girls like that
v_ron: you get france, and all the nude old men that walk on their beaches
v_ron: hand feeding you stinky cheese
Dios: k well bbl food time
Dios: ABOUT FUCKING TIME
v_ron: hope it taste like elephant
Legendary: or tangy zebra
v_ron: but not lion, that's too classy
Dios: on a scale of elephant to bulldozer, I am as hungry as tits
v_ron: How is elephant less than bulldozer?
Dios: They're more likely to go instinct cause of their tusks
Legendary: IM SO CONFUSED
v_ron: a bulldozer could totally rust up though
Dios: I'm too hungry to be typing
v_ron: break down
Dios: when elephants are exinct they will have no instinct
v_ron: Bulldozers don't even have a brain
v_ron: so it's more like elephant vs human
v_ron: elephant could totally take on human
Dios: not if the human has a bulldozer
Dios: bulldoze the tusks
Dios: and be like, lol sup
Dios: imma go make some ivory jewelry
v_ron: all the elephant has to do is smack the human out of the bulldozer with it's trunk
Dios: aren't they enclosed
Dios: so would hit the window
Dios: and while it is in pain
Dios: it will get bulldozed
Legendary: Dios has a point, bulldozer > elephant
v_ron: Nah, I'd still put my money on the elephant
v_ron: especially if it's drunk
v_ron: that bitch trips over the bulldozer, and it's all over
v_ron: An elephant will get back up, but a flat bulldozer won't
Dios: Flattening a bulldozer will take some effort
v_ron: Have you seen elephants lately?
v_ron: they're big ass mofos
Dios: Too much McD's?
v_ron: I don't know them personally
Cassidy: wiping is over rated
v_ron: Not if you wanna keep your undies clean bruh
Cassidy: ehh idc about them i just wash them after they stick too much.
Cassidy: as long as i have a little breathing room im fine ..
v_ron: Hey, this is a no judgement room, but if you start to stink, you're getting kicked
Cassidy: all good i have a car freshner hanging from my belt .
Iron: oh god
Iron: i got a dude hitting on me
v_ron: Iron's gettin' it in the bum
Mac: another one duude
Frostbite: dont you always
Iron: lol thegod hit on smo the other day
v_ron: You hit on Smo everyday
Legendary: it was terrible
Iron: thats my BROMO. its legit!
v_ron: Smo has a lot of those
v_ron: Just sayin'
Iron: im #1 though
Iron: i dont get jeally..those gay bromos know their place!
v_ron: that's so cute
Mac: so Jokers
Mac: You should go ahead an make me a shirt that says
Mac: Most hated on in the family
LG: since my char name is dirtbike
LG: you should make me one that says i fuck Mac
Mac: cause then when ppls find out your in game
Mac: they gonna think you violated me
Mac: and i dont want that on my rap sheet kthanks
Dios: I just realized I have auto vop
v_ron: You're moving up in the world
Dios: Are you saying The Eleven is the world?
v_ron: Oh, you didn't know?
v_ron: Yeah, bruh, we kinda taking over
Dios: can I have auff?
Frostbite: [15:38] Yeah, bruh, we kinda taking over
v_ron: You can be president of..... Iceland or something
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v_ron: he doesn't like iceland apparently
Frostbite: oh well he can run france then
v_ron: Nah, then he'd get all the champange
Frostbite: yeah but he got to be around french people
v_ron: we can shove smelly cheese up his nose
v_ron: alright, so it's settled, Dios gets France when we take over the world
Frostbite: yep sounds like it
Dios: This room has more people everytime I join
Frostbite: were a cult brah
Dios: A sexy cult?
Start: lol ;)
Frostbite: we tryin to get 50 people in the room then we gonna mass suicide
Start: haha :p
Mac: im last to go btw
Dios: So you can sex the dead bodies?
* Mac nods
Dios: Be gentle with my butthole
Frostbite: you will be dead who cares
Frostbite: you wont feel it
Dios: You have a point
YoungSnip: smo is soft
Iron: not when im around!
v_ron: fuck you smo
v_ron: and fuck sawse
v_ron: and fuck hunger
Mac: V what else you gonna fuck today?
v_ron: Not you
LG: have i told you lately
LG: that you're awesome
v_ron: Thank you, thank you :)
v_ron: Iron you're going gay for everyone tonight
Iron: going gay? ive been gay for everyone in this fam since day one!
Iron: you think that LV trip was a coinsidence!!!
Iron: what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!
v_ron: I think I should skip the LV trip
Iron: why..we arent gonna do you
Warhawk: im gonna do her
v_ron: That wasn't the reason I said I should skip it
v_ron: I don't wanna intrude on the bromance bruh
v_ron: I'm not that girl
Iron: you can watch, we dont mind
v_ron: Eh, guy on guy doesn't really do it for me. But you guys are kinda pretty. Eh, idk I'll think it over
Iron: mac can put some extensions on
v_ron: Will Smo wear his skirt?
Nystara: smo dont need anythingg on
Iron: nys got the hots for smo!
Nystara: im sure im too old for any of u
v_ron: Age is just a number
v_ron: unless that number is under 18
Nystara: yeah the hiher ur age goes the less sex u get
Iron: 17 is the NEW 18!!!
Nystara: cause most guys my age cant get it up anymore :P
Iron: frosty...something you care to tell us?!
Frostbite: I got no problems brah
Iron: im trying to master the art of fapping between earns
Iron: just thought you would like to know
v_ron: 3 mins between blows?
Warhawk: depends on the time between earns
v_ron: So if you're on minute earns you have to rub one out in a min?!
v_ron: is that really considered a skill?
Iron: bc i bet you wouldnt be able to do it!
v_ron: You're right, I wouldn't
v_ron: I guess I'm just old fashioned though
Warhawk: i can get her done in 1 min
Warhawk: don't deny it
v_ron: Well that's only because I see you and pants drop, you're the exception babe
Iron: soooo does that mean you are a two hump pump as well?
* Warhawk flexes
Warhawk: you give me too much credit
Iron: half a stroke!
Warhawk: there ya go
Warhawk: hey Iron
Iron: lol that was all hawk?
Warhawk: all hawk what?
Iron: just a hey
Iron: ...no reach around or anything!
Warhawk: what else do you want?
Warhawk: got a broken arm
Warhawk: not gonna happen
Warhawk: i got too druk
Warhawk: and now my arm is broken
Iron: last time i checked god gave normal people two arms!
Iron: you will get there young grasshopper
Iron: all rookies start out that way
Iron: but apparently i was a born drinker..never happened to me
v_ron: OMG HI
White: a war it out there you guys becareful :p
v_ron: omg there's a war going on?!? :o
White: lol yeah
Frostbite: oh no and where have I been
v_ron: fuck I miss everything
Legendary: a war really?
vito: wheres war
vito: im bored
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Bot: [Legendary] i liek to sword fight bro cause if u get ready to cum and touch another dick
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Legendary: we have to stop meeting like this
* Legendary plays party boy musics
* Legendary strips down
* Legendary jumps around all over v_ron
*** Legendary is now known as Yellow
*** Yellow is now known as Green
*** Green is now known as Brown
v_ron: Oh hey I didn't notcie this
Legendary: im takin a sshit and its magical
Legendary: so im not
*** Legendary is now known as Yellow
v_ron: you can't say your taking a shit then namechange to yellow
v_ron: that's weird
v_ron: always hatin' on you boo
Cassidy: should changed to bronw
Frostbite: brownish red
Mac: Greeish brown!
v_ron: we nasty.
Yellow: Nickname Yellow registered under your account: *lsdf@*.hsd1.oh.comcast.net
*** Yellow is now known as Green
*** Green is now known as Brown
Brown: -NickServ- Nickname Green registered under your account: *lsdf@*.hsd1.oh.comcast.net
Brown: All the colors of shit shall be mine
Frostbite: dont forget black
Frostbite: dying shit
Brown: bloody shit
v_ron: gay shit
*** Brown is now known as Black
Black: -NickServ- Nickname Brown registered under your account: *lsdf@*.hsd1.oh.comcast.net
v_ron: I wanna play the board game
Frostbite: me too
v_ron: I've never even seen it, we need to have a got game night. haha
Iron: illl be gandalf!
Frostbite: lol fool
v_ron: WRONG BOOKS
Iron: yes i know
Iron: but idk any characters from got...
Iron: im GANDALF!
Iron: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!
v_ron: You can be Hordor
Iron: why do i not trust you guys and this decision...
v_ron: He's one of my favorites bruh
v_ron: and he's hung
Iron: hes gay isnt he...
Iron: V...are you trying to tell my im hung?!
Frostbite: sounds that way
v_ron: Nah bruh, I just think you need to be him
Iron: bc you think im hung!
v_ron: yes, iron, that's why
Frostbite: we all got fucked by the tranny
v_ron: I don't like getting tranny fucked
Frostbite: without lube
Iron: im gonna go on a gay dating site and make a profile under the name Dave McDonald
Iron: good thing i got a pic to off his facebook
Mac: thats fucked up
Iron: ooooohhhh got a hit already
Iron: ur liked mac
Iron: sad part, by men
Iron: mac whats ur address
Iron: this dude lives in Mass
Iron: i mean the state btw V
Iron: not massacre
Iron: although im sure he has dudes in his bum too
Iron: mac. this guy likes dirtbikes
Mac: i dont
Iron: whats the youtube video you posted again.
Iron: the link
Iron: i need it
Mac: i dont have a youtube one
Mac: and no
Iron: he wants to see you ride it...although im pretty sure he doesnt meant he dirtbike
Iron: you know mac. you can solve this issue very easily
v_ron: iron even if you banged his sister, you'd still bust his balls
Iron: im googling ur address now
Iron: whats ur dad/moms full name
Iron: makes it easier for me
Iron: MAC!!! be a team player!
Iron: HE WANTS YOU ON HIS TEAM BRAH!
Mac: to bad
Mac: im not a team player anymore lol
Mac|shower: ok ima brb i need a shower bad i got oil an tranny fluid on me
Angst: an oiled up tranny came on you eh?
interview with smo(raw)
Angst: How do you feel about all the more experienced players that have left mafiamatrix recently? Do you believe it will help the game in the long run? Legendary: Personally, I think it goes both ways. Good that it will help new players rise to power, but at the same time it’s bad, because of the lack of competition and player base. Angst: Do you think this will help smaller crews rise...
Dios: I want your love
Dios: I don't want to be friends
Lurch: Im sorry ginger...
Lurch: I cant do long distance
Dios: It's an hour!
Lurch: but i work 11 hours a day!
Dios: I won't back down
Lurch: and you haz school
Dios: No, I won't back down
Dios: You can stand me up at the gates of Hell, but no I won't back down
Iron: ill be ur sex partner dios
Iron: im the man though
Dios: Can we alternate?
Iron: only when im drunk!
Hidden: what the?
Dios: You are drunk a lot, right?
Iron: uhm....mostly on weekends now
Iron: you know..work and all
Lurch: we can still be butt buddies :)
Lurch: who knows, i might surprise you with a skull fuck :o
Dios: Lurch on weekdays, Iron on weekends
Lurch: you do have spoons right?
Dios: That sounds painful
LG: i dont understand the spoons
Lurch: use the spoon to pop out the eye duh
Lurch: might cause nerve damage picking at it with your fingers!