I miss you guys very much ❤ v-ron
LordEddard: tit= Terrorist in Traning Warhawk: always knew that about him Mac: lmfao Mac: ima blow you all up watch Mac: blow you up at work frosty,free some inmates too LordEddard: When I’m inside of a girl I like to think of myself as a temporary resident. LordEddard: hahahahahaha LordEddard: Dane cook Warhawk: you would be the worst terrorist ever LordEddard: ^^ Mac: i would Warhawk: and im...
Mac: fuck i hate when i eat to much sgetti
Iron: it always happens! its to damn good
Mac: feel like i just gained 50 lbs
Mac: it is!
Iron: so full you feel like you havent shat in days!
A submission, although I still can’t quite figure out by whom… Btw, although I am not around to collect for this site, I do still get all the notifications, so please, asks and submissions gladly accepted.
Mac: and what i miss?
v_ron: Ivel is a hoe
v_ron: that's about it
Mac: and everyone still
Ivel: dont push it mac she migh stab your nugget ass
Mac: i got like 2549875 scars
Mac: all good
Mac: casue in the end,ill take a bullet for her or anyone in this room
Mac: and mind you im a bit fuked up atm,jus sayin
Ivel: ya you take the bullet and then ill shoot the fool that shoots you right in the face
Mac: hope you dont mean a pearl necklace bro
Mac: cause thats jus a awkward moment
v_ron: All the gawkiness and perverted references
v_ron: I'm home.
v_ron: Hubby can come in randomly to correct everyone's grammar
Ivel: some guy kissed him and he poped the guy right in his kisser with a right hook
Ivel: leave my short hand alone
Frostbite: damn hawk will be in every scene
Mac: yea casue my grammer an spellin aint the best
Frostbite: just look at that sentence
Warhawk: aint isn't a word
Mac: is to
Ivel: ....yes it is
Frostbite: it really is
Ivel: its in the book its a word
Frostbite: Rule # 2 Double Tap
Mac: not correct english grammar
Mac: but its a word
Warhawk: its use is often considered to be informal, nonstandard, or improper.
Mac: we go from seein how one another day is,to having sex with dolls and smo and iron tryin to tag team hoes at bars
v_ron: they don't need hoes at bars
v_ron: they have each other
Frostbite: It's almost like a movie
Ivel: yea frost it is
v_ron: a bad porno
Warhawk: a really shitty plotlined movie
Frostbite: we need to write this shit then and get paid
v_ron: again, a bad porno
Mac: dont see frosty looking up peoples names and shit to get a date
Warhawk: well i hope he isn't dating at the prison
Warhawk: its a guys prison
v_ron: DONT' JUDGE HUBBY
Warhawk: i mean i don't judge
Frostbite: I'll get mac a husband thou
Mac: there female gaurds
Warhawk: you go frosty
Frostbite: I dont like guards I hope they all die
Warhawk: tell them how you really feel frosty
Ivel: well most of them there are a fiew worth keeping
Frostbite: I do all the time
Frostbite: naw there all peices of shit
Mac: well then you would die bro
v_ron: How do we go from how to get a date to how to kill coworkers we hate
Ivel: mm or pussy hmmm let me think
v_ron: EARN WHILE YOU HAVE SEXY TIME
v_ron: IT'S WHAT WE DO WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE HERE SO MUCH
Frostbite: Like a baws
Frostbite: your missing earns
Ivel: lol i was busy...shes asleep time to earn
Mac: she's asleep?
Mac: bringing hookers home now?
Frostbite: ya his hand is asleep now time to use the other hand to earn
Mac: lefty is awkward
Mac: can feel the shock wave yo
v_ron: ahahahahahahahaha omg
v_ron: omg thats great
Mac: i thnk V has done this before
v_ron: all the time
Frostbite: I just did that
Mac: same here !!!
v_ron: OMG NO PANTS FART PARTY
v_ron: that just sounds gross
Frostbite: ^^ WORD
v_ron: okay we're stopping now
Mac: hell no
Mac: it jus got good
v_ron: your face is a good all around career
v_ron: WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN?!
Warhawk: i that that was a compliment
v_ron: Mac is a bitch nugget
Mac: WORD YO
v_ron: WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN
Mac: Nah ima let that sting
Mac: makes me feel alive!
v_ron: kinky shit
Mac: bitch nugget way homes
Mac: well ill be on one wheel alot so gonna be shitty anyway
Frostbite: the other wheel will be up his ass
Frostbite: go v
Frostbite: hope she dont jack it
* Frostbite crosses fingers
v_ron: you wanna put it in?
v_ron: that's what she said
Frostbite: ya I can do that
Mac: i mean what ups good noobs
Mac: what i typed made no sense lmao
Frostbite: never does
Johan: not at all
Frostbite: but thats why your mac
Mac: brb 2 mins
Warhawk: enjoy your wank
v_ron: he's mastered blow between earns
Warhawk: and cuddle
Ivel: Soo johan is a queer is what your saying frost
Johan: thats fucked up
Frostbite: I didnt say that
v_ron: I have a vagina
Frostbite: you said queer and I called you a bitch
Johan: i can vouch for her
v_ron: hush you
Ivel: Have you seen it johan?
Johan: That should give you your answer.
v_ron: Kay Im watching this movie and ignoring all of you now
Ivel: Shaved or trimmed?
v_ron: STOP NOW
Johan: I trim.
Johan: thats a little gay to be asking though
Ivel: Not u fol here
Johan: Did you want a pic too?
Ivel: Fool her*
Frostbite: he wants pic's of you Johan
Johan: thats what i understood too
Johan: Whats your number babycakes?
Warhawk: it makes my think blink
v_ron: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID
* Mac slaps Teysa around a bit with a large trout
Mac: who that be
v_ron: a dirty skank
v_ron: I mean
* Teysa starts stripping
Mac: you douche?
* Teysa moves towards mac
v_ron: I am so uncomfortable.
* Teysa begins to give mac a lap dance while slowly stripping away the layers and then.......... SURPRISE
*** Teysa is now known as Lurch
*** Mode change [+a Lurch] on #winning by JelloShot
Lurch: i haz a penis :D
v_ron: look, it's mac http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/popcorn.gif
Mac: i tried that before too
v_ron: where the hell is lg
Mac: nothign happen tho
Mac: she wouldnt go for it an jus lol at me
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fuckyeahepicconvos: I feel like answering anonymous questions :)
Re: Have you ever wanted your name shaved into...
The games are over. Smo has caved, and that means he’s getting shaved (whoa that rhymed). Congrats to Mac, Smo won’t be able to get you off his head for some time. Hopefully pictures are soon to come (Hint hint Jammies) Mac will be the Voldemort to Smo’s Quirrell . Relevant Harry Potter jokes like yeah.
LG: hows everyone
Frostbite: pretty good how bout yourself
Mac: great yo
Mac: and the bike is in the shop LG!!!!!
LG: so you have to sleep by yourself now?
Mac: yea :(
Mac: her pipes wont keep me warm tonight
vito: saw your bikes in mac
vito: dont crash
ironivel: what u got to ride mac?
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I feel like answering anonymous questions :)
Mac: that dude is a straight fucking Turd
Angst: your a nugget
Frostbite: better than a turd
Mac: who buys jews nowa days?
Angst: we buy you
Angst: in a contract of some kind
v_ron: Mexico doesn't need meat!
v_ron: we have cows
Frostbite: cows pfft
Frostbite: you mean donkeys
v_ron: taste almost the same
Angst: nonono they have burros
Angst: not donkeys
ironivel: Horse isnt bad >_>
ironivel: Ether is deer
Frostbite: yes burros
v_ron: burro burritos
Angst: real burritos have doneky in em
Angst: its evenin the name
Angst: point is
Angst: i liked that
Angst: you liked
Angst: we all liked aid meat
Angst: even ivel and frosty liked aid meat
GodComplex: it was a trip
GodComplex: i thought that my friend was an alligator
GodComplex: and i was steve irwin
CrazyDiamond: I think you are steve irwin
GodComplex: i faked my death
GodComplex: your gonna ruin it!
CrazyDiamond: OMG I FIGURED IT OUT
CrazyDiamond: GIMMIE MONIES
GodComplex: im in the KWPP
GodComplex: kangaroo witness protection program
GodComplex: they move me to various kangaroo pouches
CrazyDiamond: you's a kangaroo now?
GodComplex: to keep the koala mafia
CrazyDiamond: Can I ride in your pouch?
GodComplex: it seats one
CrazyDiamond: Are you calling me fat?
ironivel he wasnt you to ride his dick >_>
GodComplex: i said i ride in the pouches
GodComplex: so thats one
GodComplex: one more is 2
GodComplex: 1st grade math
GodComplex: oh wait
GodComplex: you were tripping on lsd
CrazyDiamond: I'm so confused now
GodComplex: im in the KWPP
GodComplex: [19:53] kangaroo witness protection program
GodComplex: [19:53] they move me to various kangaroo pouches
CrazyDiamond: OH I thought you were a kangaroo
CrazyDiamond: I didn't catch that part
GodComplex: is a hell of a drug
GodComplex: eh v?
CrazyDiamond: Shh, don't tell people
Jammies: fap fap fap fap
Mac: should stop jerkin smo off yo
Jammies: you jelly?
Jammies: YOU JELLY!
Mac: ^smo and hawk
v_ron: true story
Mac: tell him you are a lez
v_ron: And warhawk is just a cover?
Mac: and hawk is not a cover
Mac: you are bi
Mac: i forgot
v_ron: okay okay... that could work
ironive: l Frost imma taze yo ass!
v_ron: why his ass?
v_ron: why not his face? or arm or something?
ironivel: Idk first word i though of
ironivel: The ass will hurt more other than the balls and im not going there
v_ron: i mean, if you're already at the ass, balls are just around the corner
Frostbite: I can plop them on your forehead
v_ron: I just don't like being mean >.>
ironivel: your a chick your dna doesnt allow it unless your in your pms cycle
Ironivel: Shes back
v_ron: kay we're good now >.>
Mac: did you get monsters?
v_ron: >.> How the fuck do you know
Ironivel: Haha no she saw a pic of hawks dick and had a massive orgasim and kicked the router over
v_ron: I HAD TO MOVE IT KAY THANKS
Ironivel: His dick?
ironivel: smo is running his cocksucker again
Legendary: so im running v_ron again?
v_ron: YOU'RE FUNNY.
Obvious: i dont think i could ever do that
Obvious: i dont think id want to
Jammies: true true. doesn't look comfy the way shes doing it
Obvious: i dont think there is a comfy way to take that thing
Jammies: wait.. we're talkin from two different sides of the penis obvious lol
Smo: how do you guys type the name for this room while high?
Smo: some mother fuckin weedsperts out here
Warhawk: we have it on auto-join
Smo: clever bastards
Anonymous asked: Do i have a big cock?
Mac: bitch i got a VAG!
v_ron: I knew a girl that soaked her tampons in vodka
v_ron: she'd wear them when she wasn't on her period
v_ron: and get drunk
Angst: do i wanna know why?
Bugsy: I don't
v_ron: it's a funny story
v_ron: Smo wanted to know
v_ron: didn't you Smo?
Bugsy: silly gal... if she did it
v_ron: true story
Angst: shed do it to get drunk
Angst: why not just drink
v_ron: she did it during school
Angst: ive done em in school
Angst: took a flask
v_ron: lol well that's because you don't have a vagina to do your drinking for you
Angst: i wish my penis could drink
Angst: id never need a buddy again
Legendary: oh dang
Legendary: im bleeding
v_ron: Need a tampon?
Legendary: no thanks
Legendary: i like the other ones
Legendary: witht he strings
Legendary: that are like a tiny penis
v_ron: those are tampons sweetie
Angst: look at him trying to play ignorant
Angst: an 8 year old knows what a tampon is
Legendary: nu uh
Legendary: i confused tampons and pads
Legendary: leave me alone!
Have you ever wanted your name shaved into Smo's...
Here’s your chance to have that dream come true! For Lent, our good ol’ Smo (AKA Legendary, AKA Smogotron) is giving up the hard stuff, the devil’s piss, the white man’s burden. That’s right, for Lent, Smo is giving up alcohol. Starting Wednesday, February 22nd until Friday, April 5th, Smo is not allowed to drink a single drop. So, let’s make this...
v_ron: Although, I did go to school with a kid that got drunk and fucked a goat
Angst: you went to school with mac?
Bugsy: mac fucked a goat?
v_ron: Oh Macy Poo
Angst: oh bugsy
Angst: you are precious
v_ron: If you have an accent, it means you're cultured, and that makes you different than all the guys here
v_ron: so auto get laid
vito: or be like mac
v_ron: If you want men
Smo: by homo did you mean the dictionary definition of same?
Smo: as in you are also laughing like a retard?
vito: depends what dicktionary you use
Ink: lmao @DickTionary lol
vito: some weird pun that isnt that good intended
Smo: I use Mac's Dicktionary
Smo: its pocket sized
Anonymous asked: How big are your nips?
v_ron: I don't think this room could get gayer
vito: mac could come on
Frostbite: only if mac was here
=spree.jaundies.com: @#eleven= v_ron invited Mac into the channel.
*** Mac (~Mac@Jaundies-B58D6D.hsd1.nh.comcast.net) has joined #eleven
Buster: [Mac] Smo and i are gonna pork out on Wendys and watch pokemon
*** Mode change [+ao Mac Mac] on #eleven by Buster
v_ron: I WAS WRONG
v_ron: Hi mac
Smo: So epic
vito: is this actually happening
Legendary: i like all naked
Legendary: all nude
Legendary: mini skirts acceptable
Frostbite: Im nude right now
Legendary: im turned on right now