LordEddard: tit= Terrorist in Traning Warhawk: always knew that about him Mac: lmfao Mac: ima blow you all up watch Mac: blow you up at work frosty,free some inmates too LordEddard: When I’m inside of a girl I like to think of myself as a temporary resident. LordEddard: hahahahahaha LordEddard: Dane cook Warhawk: you would be the worst terrorist ever LordEddard: ^^ Mac: i would Warhawk: and im counting you with the two people who 1.) almost burned their foot off 2.) almost burned their cock off LordEddard: at least he could getaway fast with the dirt bike up his ass Mac: i would be good Mac: cause i would have them drink this juice an they would die Mac: p.s Mac: you guys suck
Gee, Anon, I’d love to answer that, but there are a few issues with your question. Let’s go over them, shall we?
You’re Anon! To me, Anon’s have no cock. They are just a gray shadow facing the right.
Let’s assume, for all intended purposes, you do have one. What makes you think I’ve seen it?
Fuck, Anon, I said I was going to go to bed about an hour ago. And now you’ve got me trying to be witty to satisfy the people I run this Tumblog for. Just for that, I should say no!
But alas, Anon, I don’t know if you have a big cock or not. But, hey! it IS Phriday! Send me a Pantsless Phriday submission and we can get everyone to be the judge of that one! Oh yeah, I just asked for nudes.
Have you ever wanted your name shaved into Smo's head?
Here’s your chance to have that dream come true!
For Lent, our good ol’ Smo (AKA Legendary, AKA Smogotron) is giving up the hard stuff, the devil’s piss, the white man’s burden. That’s right, for Lent, Smo is giving up alcohol.
Starting Wednesday, February 22nd until Friday, April 5th, Smo is not allowed to drink a single drop.
So, let’s make this interesting.
The rules are simple. Come up with your bet. What day do you think he will crack? Send your bets to Smo (IRC Memo command: /msg memoserv send SMO YOUR BET.). All bets MUST be placed before Midnight February 22nd, eastern time. Once Smo has the bets, I will make a calendar public including all the bets placed, and the games begin.
If/when Smo cracks, the person who’s bets was closer to his crack day gets their name shaved into Smo’s head.
But if Smo makes it until April 5th without a drop of alcohol, the person with the furthers way bet has to get his name shaved into their head. (This is why it’s important you only send your bet to Smo.)