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Note: Most people involved in the following conversations play the MMORPG MafiaMatrix. Any talk of weapons, drugs, or any type of illegal offense refer solely to the game itself, and should not be taken seriously. Do not be alarmed, we're not criminals.
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I miss you guys very much

❤ v-ron

LordEddard: tit= Terrorist in Traning
Warhawk: always knew that about him
Mac: lmfao
Mac: ima blow you all up watch
Mac: blow you up at work frosty,free some inmates too
LordEddard: When I’m inside of a girl I like to think of myself as a temporary resident.
LordEddard: hahahahahaha
LordEddard: Dane cook
Warhawk: you would be the worst terrorist ever
LordEddard: ^^
Mac: i would
Warhawk: and im counting you with the two people who 1.) almost burned their foot off 2.) almost burned their cock off
LordEddard: at least he could getaway fast with the dirt bike up his ass
Mac: i would be good
Mac: cause i would have them drink this juice an they would die
Mac: p.s
Mac: you guys suck

  • Mac: fuck i hate when i eat to much sgetti
  • Iron: it always happens! its to damn good
  • Mac: feel like i just gained 50 lbs
  • Mac: it is!
  • Iron: so full you feel like you havent shat in days!
  • Mac: yea
  • Mac: xD

http://www.luls4.me/the-pimp-slap_130.htm

A submission, although I still can’t quite figure out by whom…

Btw, although I am not around to collect for this site, I do still get all the notifications, so please, asks and submissions gladly accepted.

  • Mac: and what i miss?
  • v_ron: Ivel is a hoe
  • v_ron: that's about it
  • Mac: WORD
  • Mac: and everyone still <333's Mac
  • Ivel: dont push it mac she migh stab your nugget ass
  • Mac: And?
  • Mac: i got like 2549875 scars
  • Mac: all good
  • v_ron: lmfao
  • Mac: casue in the end,ill take a bullet for her or anyone in this room
  • Mac: and mind you im a bit fuked up atm,jus sayin
  • Ivel: ya you take the bullet and then ill shoot the fool that shoots you right in the face
  • Mac: hope you dont mean a pearl necklace bro
  • Mac: cause thats jus a awkward moment
  • Mac: lmfao
  • v_ron: HAHAHAHAHA
  • v_ron: All the gawkiness and perverted references
  • v_ron: I'm home.
  • v_ron: Hubby can come in randomly to correct everyone's grammar
  • Warhawk: -_-
  • Frostbite: lol
  • Ivel: some guy kissed him and he poped the guy right in his kisser with a right hook
  • Frostbite: sweet
  • Warhawk: popped*
  • Ivel: hawk....
  • Ivel: leave my short hand alone
  • Frostbite: damn hawk will be in every scene
  • Mac: yea casue my grammer an spellin aint the best
  • Frostbite: ^^
  • Warhawk: yeah*
  • Warhawk: because*
  • Frostbite: just look at that sentence
  • Warhawk: grammar*
  • Warhawk: and*
  • Mac: lmao
  • Warhawk: spelling*
  • Warhawk: aint isn't a word
  • Ivel: lmao
  • Warhawk: *
  • Mac: is to
  • Mac: aint
  • Ivel: ....yes it is
  • Frostbite: it really is
  • Ivel: its in the book its a word
  • Frostbite: Rule # 2 Double Tap
  • Ivel: ^
  • Mac: not correct english grammar
  • Mac: but its a word
  • Warhawk: its use is often considered to be informal, nonstandard, or improper.
  • Mac: we go from seein how one another day is,to having sex with dolls and smo and iron tryin to tag team hoes at bars
  • v_ron: they don't need hoes at bars
  • v_ron: they have each other
  • Frostbite: It's almost like a movie
  • Ivel: lol
  • Ivel: yea frost it is
  • v_ron: a bad porno
  • Warhawk: a really shitty plotlined movie
  • Frostbite: we need to write this shit then and get paid
  • v_ron: again, a bad porno
  • Mac: dont see frosty looking up peoples names and shit to get a date
  • Frostbite: hahahaha
  • Warhawk: well i hope he isn't dating at the prison
  • Warhawk: its a guys prison
  • Ivel: lmao
  • Mac: lmfao
  • v_ron: DONT' JUDGE HUBBY
  • Frostbite: ^^
  • Warhawk: i mean i don't judge
  • Frostbite: I'll get mac a husband thou
  • Mac: there female gaurds
  • Warhawk: you go frosty
  • Mac: Nah
  • v_ron: lmao
  • Frostbite: I dont like guards I hope they all die
  • Ivel: ^
  • Warhawk: tell them how you really feel frosty
  • Warhawk: damn
  • Ivel: well most of them there are a fiew worth keeping
  • Frostbite: I do all the time
  • Frostbite: naw there all peices of shit
  • Mac: well then you would die bro
  • v_ron: How do we go from how to get a date to how to kill coworkers we hate
  • Ivel: mm or pussy hmmm let me think
  • Frostbite: both
  • v_ron: EARN WHILE YOU HAVE SEXY TIME
  • Frostbite: ^^
  • v_ron: IT'S WHAT WE DO WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE HERE SO MUCH
  • Frostbite: Like a baws
  • Frostbite: your missing earns
  • Ivel: lol i was busy...shes asleep time to earn
  • Frostbite: lol
  • Mac: she's asleep?
  • Mac: bringing hookers home now?
  • v_ron: LMFAO
  • Frostbite: ya his hand is asleep now time to use the other hand to earn
  • Mac: lefty is awkward
  • Mac: <_<