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Note: Most people involved in the following conversations play the MMORPG MafiaMatrix. Any talk of weapons, drugs, or any type of illegal offense refer solely to the game itself, and should not be taken seriously. Do not be alarmed, we're not criminals.
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  • * Mac slaps Teysa around a bit with a large trout
  • Mac: who that be
  • v_ron: a dirty skank
  • v_ron: I mean
  • v_ron: >.>
  • * Teysa starts stripping
  • Mac: you douche?
  • * Teysa moves towards mac
  • v_ron: I am so uncomfortable.
  • * Teysa begins to give mac a lap dance while slowly stripping away the layers and then.......... SURPRISE
  • *** Teysa is now known as Lurch
  • *** Mode change [+a Lurch] on #winning by JelloShot
  • Lurch: i haz a penis :D
  • v_ron: ...
  • Mac: whoa
  • v_ron: look, it's mac http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/popcorn.gif
  • Mac: ouch
  • Mac: i tried that before too <_<
  • v_ron: omg
  • v_ron: macferd
  • Mac: lmao
  • v_ron: where the hell is lg
  • Mac: nothign happen tho
  • Mac: she wouldnt go for it an jus lol at me

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Reblogged from fuckyeahepicconvos

fuckyeahepicconvos:

I feel like answering anonymous questions :)

Re: Have you ever wanted your name shaved into Smo’s head?

The games are over. Smo has caved, and that means he’s getting shaved (whoa that rhymed).

Congrats to Mac, Smo won’t be able to get you off his head for some time.
Hopefully pictures are soon to come  (Hint hint Jammies)

Mac will be the Voldemort to Smo’s Quirrell . Relevant Harry Potter jokes like yeah.

  • LG: hows everyone
  • Frostbite: pretty good how bout yourself
  • Mac: great yo
  • Mac: and the bike is in the shop LG!!!!!
  • Mac: lol
  • LG: so you have to sleep by yourself now?
  • Mac: yea :(
  • Mac: her pipes wont keep me warm tonight
  • Frostbite: WOW
  • vito: saw your bikes in mac
  • vito: dont crash
  • ironivel: what u got to ride mac?
  • Cassidy: penis

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I feel like answering anonymous questions :)

  • Mac: that dude is a straight fucking Turd
  • Angst: your a nugget
  • Frostbite: better than a turd
  • Mac: who buys jews nowa days?
  • Angst: noone
  • Angst: we buy you
  • Angst: in a contract of some kind
  • v_ron: Mexico doesn't need meat!
  • ironivel: :P
  • v_ron: we have cows
  • Frostbite: cows pfft
  • Frostbite: you mean donkeys
  • v_ron: taste almost the same
  • Frostbite: see
  • Angst: nonono they have burros
  • Angst: not donkeys
  • Angst: duh
  • ironivel: Horse isnt bad >_>
  • ironivel: Ether is deer
  • Frostbite: yes burros
  • v_ron: burro burritos
  • v_ron: >.>
  • Angst: see?
  • Angst: real burritos have doneky in em
  • Angst: its evenin the name
  • Angst: point is
  • Angst: i liked that
  • Angst: you liked
  • Angst: we all liked aid meat
  • v_ron: hahaha
  • Angst: even ivel and frosty liked aid meat